struggles of having a penis larger than your forearm

[Sprinkles]

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Can't relate

 

[hypernormie]

Good reminder that life is a joke

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Good reminder that life is a joke

how so

 

[hypernormie]

how so

I don’t have a 9.5x7 inch penis

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I don’t have a 9.5x7 inch penis

your girlfriend wants a 9.5x7 incher

 

[hypernormie]

your girlfriend wants a 9.5x7 incher

I know, which is why life is a joke

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I know, which is why life is a joke

does she admit it?

 

[hypernormie]

does she admit it?

You know you can’t get women to admit these things

 

[vermillioncorefan]

You know you can’t get women to admit these things

mine doesn’t admit it. then when i send a dick pic that looks big she likes it more

 

[hypernormie]

mine doesn’t admit it. then when i send a dick pic that looks big she likes it more

There’s always signs

 

[vermillioncorefan]

There’s always signs

how do i stop seeing the signs? it’s like i’m in They Live hyper analyzing every little thing seeing it for what it is

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

your girlfriend wants a 9.5x7 incher

I know, which is why life is a joke

Fair conclusion. I'm convinced and now have come to the same one.

Fuck.

 

[alurmo]

id hang that nigga if i saw him irl icl

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Fair conclusion. I'm convinced and now have come to the same one.

Fuck.

i mean how didn’t u know this yet. and don’t bother asking her, she’s gonna say she prefers 6x4.6

 

[hypernormie]

how do i stop seeing the signs? it’s like i’m in They Live hyper analyzing every little thing seeing it for what it is

Unfortunately you can’t, because unless your dick is atleast 8x6.5 your girlfriend is guaranteed to not be fully satisfied

You have two options

1. Do PE until you are 8x6.5

2.Hate women so much that their pleasure means nothing to you