Subhuman Reject The Opportunity to Lost His First Kiss to Madison Beer 😳 (THE BIGGEST FUMBLE EVER !!!)

[Daddy's Home]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

But only God knows why..

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

Less than 2 meters away..

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

And in the video below, this is what you do..

You are just like..

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

Not with a face and body like that bro..

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

 

[paladincel_]

gay

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Good for him, i wouldn't want to lose my first kiss to a whore that would kiss any random subhuman.

I'd rather be kissless forever

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

This was her prime she lost this

 

[paladincel_]

Well he's trying to earn the first kiss, he's not stupid merely stupid enough to be brainwashed into thinking the world is fair and therefore the same opportunity will retrurn.

In an unfair world (which nobody believes in except me and you will learn that the hard way) you have to take what you get.

 

[Pento]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

Yes it’s logical. Imagine being a subhuman and kissing a girl like that, which she’s giving out of pity/clout
You’d think abt it for the rest of your life

 

[roveai]

Saw this clip ages ago, did it only reach Mumbai that late?

 

[Ascension/777]

This kiss won't help his subhuman life anyway + OP is ultra cuck who is worshiping some whire

 

[Daddy's Home]

@Orka @lurking truecel @inversions @whitebitchslayer @Terrortheplug

Would you guys do the same in his place?

 

[whitebitchslayer]

@Orka @lurking truecel @inversions @whitebitchslayer @Terrortheplug

Would you guys do the same in his place?

Jfl i remember that i can’t belive he didn’t kiss her she’s stacy

 

[Node]

Why was this thread wrote.

 

[thecaste]

caged at this thread
he made the right decision tho, do yall have no backbone?

 

[thecaste]

Why was this thread wrote.

written

 

[Terrortheplug]

@Orka @lurking truecel @inversions @whitebitchslayer @Terrortheplug

Would you guys do the same in his place?

I would try to slip my tongue into her mouth so my dna can enter her veins

 

[lurking truecel]

He said cut her neck, he believes in islam

 

[Node]

written

Wrote

 

[unkownincel]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

The overloaded gifs made this shit 100x funnier

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Biggest volcel on planet earth doccumented

 

[inversions]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

Tbh

Imagine your first kiss being a pity kiss that's livestreamed

 

[alexias]

Why is this an NSFW thread

 

[reemzy]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

bro this a dumbass nigga

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Why is this an NSFW thread

Secret mossad tactics

 

[Daddy's Home]

gay

 

[Daddy's Home]

This was her prime she lost this

It doesn't matter. Imagine if you were in his position..

 

[Plushie]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

Best thread formatting oat

 

[NumbThePain]

She doesn't feel attracted to him, so the kiss would be meaningless

 

[vision_n]

WHY NOT ME

 

[vision_n]

She doesn't feel attracted to him, so the kiss would be meaningless

Man of a culture

 

[Insomnia]

I would just blow my head off after that ngl.

Also I like the way you worded/formatted the thread, very nice

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

It doesn't matter. Imagine if you were in his position..

I would kiss her

 

[Daddy's Home]

She doesn't feel attracted to him, so the kiss would be meaningless

That's an interesting perspective, but she still acknowledged that he's cute, and she would be willing to give him a first kiss, which is better than nothing, given his circumstances..

 

[Hernan]

Good for him, i wouldn't want to lose my first kiss to a whore that would kiss any random subhuman.

I'd rather be kissless forever

this + it's a jewess.

 

[asdvek]

Most likely just a redpill coper retard

Muh "self respect bro"

 

[Daddy's Home]

Muh "self respect bro"

 

[Daddy's Home]

WHY NOT ME

 

[Orka]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

My KHHV status is more important than Stacy.

(I'd cream)

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Well he's trying to earn the first kiss, he's not stupid merely stupid enough to be brainwashed into thinking the world is fair and therefore the same opportunity will retrurn.

In an unfair world (which nobody believes in except me and you will learn that the hard way) you have to take what you get.

Nerd

 

[DR. NICKGA]

My KHHV status is more important than Stacy.

(I'd cream)

Nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd

 

[childishkillah]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

This is prolly staged as fuck

 

[yesimog420]

Yeah no the guy is right those lips have been on several dicks if he kissed he would be a cuck

Nice job buddy!!

 

[White_Bwoi]

If I was at his place I would grab her face in a split second after she said 'yeah', nigger recording would be like "whoah!!! dude!!!",
then I would whisper to her ear 'you know where to find me", and legit get out the car from these faggots

 

[White_Bwoi]

This kiss won't help his subhuman life anyway + OP is ultra cuck who is worshiping some whire

Could make a gif or something for tinder from that kiss, he would have 10000+ matches from that fact alone,
even when you post a pic with random htb friends it boost your smv to the sky, but kissing this girl would be status/meme booster, so It would help his subhuman life significantly

 

[cobicado901]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

he got nervous and he’s gonna think about this for the rest of his life (tbh I think I would’ve done the same mistake)

 

[Daddy's Home]

Could make a gif or something for tinder from that kiss, he would have 10000+ matches from that fact alone,
even when you post a pic with random htb friends it boost your smv to the sky, but kissing this girl would be status/meme booster, so It would help his subhuman life significantly

 

[Daddy's Home]

Bump

 

[paladincel_]

This is prolly staged as fuck

Honestly yeah, there is nothing real with foids when it's recorded. Explains a lot.

 

[browncurrycel]

Good for him, i wouldn't want to lose my first kiss to a whore that would kiss any random subhuman.

I'd rather be kissless forever

.

 

[Daddy's Home]

Bump

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

Making fun of him and pitying him is sad, maybe of camera but if anyone sees this it's over for him socially.
He is a low T faggot who could've guest, I would've slayed personally

 

[JordanFagget271]

he probably thought they were gonna make fun of him, or so i would assumer cuz of his looks, and also imagine how lifes been ever since this, after realization, id rope there and then