Subhuman Reject The Opportunity to Lost His First Kiss to Madison Beer 😳 (THE BIGGEST FUMBLE EVER !!!)

[Stalins_nipple]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

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You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

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You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

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But only God knows why..

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Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

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Less than 2 meters away..

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To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

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And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

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And in the video below, this is what you do..

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You are just like..

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WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

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Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

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Not with a face and body like that bro..

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Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

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I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

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@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

I really enjoyed the way you integrated gifs into this post. Also the black girl mogged the white girls in the future wife reference pics you gave

 

[Klasik616]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

Your post is more cringe than him

 

[richoxne]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

@johnny Depp @LTNUser

 

[redeemthecard]

Good for him, i wouldn't want to lose my first kiss to a whore that would kiss any random subhuman.

I'd rather be kissless forever

I'd agree if this wasn't madison beer

But fuarkk it's madison beer I'm taking the shot

 

[jester]

This kiss won't help his subhuman life anyway + OP is ultra cuck who is worshiping some whire

it won’t but imagine knowing your first kiss was madison beer, you can’t be mad can you

 

[iblamexyz]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

@Tigermoggerlol

 

[Daddy's Home]

I really enjoyed the way you integrated gifs into this post. Also the black girl mogged the white girls in the future wife reference pics you gave

 

[Divineincel]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

You’re jealous you weren’t in his situation and also get a break man, making whole post about some dude who didn’t kiss Stacy

 

[paladincel_]

he probably thought they were gonna make fun of him, or so i would assumer cuz of his looks, and also imagine how lifes been ever since this, after realization, id rope there and then

What realixation?

 

[JordanFagget271]

What realixation?

realize how much he fucked up

 

[notagreycell]

Bro.. just imagine for a second..

You literally look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426877

You literally have this phenotype from the girls perspective..

View attachment 4426910

You don't have an athletic body, you're built like a freshman nerd, and you are not even taller than 6 feet..

View attachment 4426916

But only God knows why..

View attachment 4426925

Life hits you on a random day, at a random moment, with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.. if you miss it, it will never come back..

You are literally placed in the same car..

View attachment 4426960

Less than 2 meters away..

View attachment 4426961

To one of the most hot and popular pop artists of your generation..

View attachment 4426973

And at that moment, she EVEN agrees to give you a kiss, your first ever kiss..

Dozens of generations of your ancestors fought in wars so that you could be born and have this opportunity..

View attachment 4426983View attachment 4426980

And in the video below, this is what you do..

View attachment 4426898

You are just like..

View attachment 4426907

WHATT???

BROOOOOOOOOO...

I remind you that you look like fucking this..

View attachment 4426994

Your future girlfriend/wife (if you ever have one) will most likely look like this..

No, shit like "I have morals / I'm saving myself for marriage / I want to do it with someone special to me / she sucked whatever BBCs before".. you have no right for shit like that little bro..

No, you are not tuff if you are doing this little bro..

View attachment 4427026

Not with a face and body like that bro..

View attachment 4427029

Some of you may say "He was shy / he was recorded and the rest of the car was laughing at him"

But bro..

View attachment 4427057

I'm speechless.. so now I'll just tag some users who would not miss this opportunity..

View attachment 4427059

@Tigermoggerlol @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees

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