Suicide at 23

[Jué]

If at 23 I don't get +6psl and drink champagne on a yacht in southern Italy with a lot of stacys, I will commit suicide

I'm afraid

 

[Jué]

Sxexxxxx

 

[2023cel]

You probably won't get to 6psl.

 

[Jué]

You probably won't get to 6psl.

I don't even know what to say

 

[basedblackpiller]

How will you do it?

 

[Jué]

How will you do it?

Genetics, and money is easy being handsome everyone trusts you

 

[basedblackpiller]

Genetics, and money is easy being handsome everyone trusts you

I meant how will you rope

 

[Jué]

I meant how will you rope

Probably rope, the pills would make it look like I died a slum junkie, so rope is classy I guess

 

[Deleted member 92913]

Dont kys pls

 

[Deleted member 80684]

buy me a game before roping

 

[Deleted member 13158]

I don't even know what to say

“Average is 5.5psl? I thought it was 4psl. This is very unsettling”

 

[fluoride1337]

If at 23 I don't get +6psl and drink champagne on a yacht in southern Italy with a lot of stacys, I will commit suicide

I'm afraid

Only like 1% of the world gets to experience yacht life and even less get to experience it under the age of 30

 

[Jué]

Only like 1% of the world gets to experience yacht life and even less get to experience it under the age of 30

Brutal

 

[bppharmacist]

Suicide is stupid Why dont you just sterilize yourself with ssris or some form of castration so you dont care about sex

 

[Richard Cheese]

you won't do shit.

 

[The Grinch]

Ok, I couldn’t care less