Tell me about your worst shit session and what did you eat?

[Tyler1]

mine was when I ate a raw onion and raw garlic together then I had stomach pain and diarrhea

I shitted myself in the toilet like an hour

Why did I do that? I thought it was High T

it's literally poison for humans it kills your bacteria it acts like antibiotics you can also get DNA damage never eat veggies raw

 

[Deleted member 140899]

I had a chilli dog and had to take a shit in a public toilet in the woods it was infested with flies and shit, I simply piled my shit on to the existing shit

 

[Tyler1]

Bumpbump

 

[134applesauce456]

I had a chilli dog and had to take a shit in a public toilet in the woods it was infested with flies and shit, I simply piled my shit on to the existing shit

wowwww

 

[Tyler1]

Bumpbump

 

[Tyler1]

Bump

 

[Tyler1]

Bump

 

[Tyler1]

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[Tyler1]

Bumpbumpbumpbump

 

[Tyler1]

Bump bump

 

[optimisticzoomer]

That's why fruit and nut diet is law

 

[Tyler1]

That's why fruit and nut diet is law

I remember you

 

[Tyler1]

That's why fruit and nut diet is law

Was that a joke? Cuz nuts and fruit are shit for digestion

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Was that a joke? Cuz nuts and fruit are shit for digestion

No they're not
My shits have been more grainy and less squishy

 

[Tyler1]

No they're not
My shits have been more grainy and less squishy

I am on a raw and cooked carnivore diet my shit is like wiener wurst and the toilet paper is always white

 

[Alias!]

mine was when I ate a raw onion and raw garlic together then I had stomach pain and diarrhea

I shitted myself in the toilet like an hour

Why did I do that? I thought it was High T

it's literally poison for humans it kills your bacteria it acts like antibiotics you can also get DNA damage never eat veggies raw

I don’t shit because I eat raw heart

 

[Tyler1]

No they're not
My shits have been more grainy and less squishy

Bro nuts are like 60% bioavaible and they have crazy amounts of fiber, phytoesestrogens

 

[optimisticzoomer]

carnivore diet

Just look at your teeth
Now compare your "canines" to those of actual carnivores
We are meant to eat like chimps

 

[truelurker]

Bro nuts are like 60% bioavaible and they have crazy amounts of fiber, phytoesestrogens

How did you go from a greycel to bluecel so fast

 

[Tyler1]

Just look at your teeth
Now compare your "canines" to those of actual carnivores
We are meant to eat like chimps

So you want to bring the teeth argument?

Firstly, humans have evolved through spear hunting not traditional canine hunting also monkeys and gorillas have big canines but they are hembnivores lol

Secondly, all our teeth are sharp perfect suited to raw meat as our digestive system

 

[Tyler1]

We are meant to eat like chimps

So why do we have a way different stomach acid (actually humans have the same stomach acid like carnivores) than hembnivores and why can't we digest fiber?

Tell me

 

[optimisticzoomer]

So why do we have a different stomach acid than hembnivores and why can't we digest fiber?

Tell me

We don't eat grass and leaves. That's completely different

We eat fruit, nuts, root vegetables, insects, and small amounts of meat, which is purely when it's convenient. Chimpanzees also eat small quantities of meat. But obviously it's completely pointless in the modern world where food isn't a struggle, so we don't need to

 

[truelurker]

We don't eat grass and leaves. That's completely different

We eat fruit, nuts, root vegetables, insects, and small amounts of meat, which is purely when it's convenient. Chimpanzees also eat small quantities of meat. But obviously it's completely pointless in the modern world where food isn't a struggle, so we don't need to

what are the benefits you’ve seen from this diet

 

[optimisticzoomer]

what are the benefits you’ve seen from this diet

I don't eat just fruits and nuts because I live with my parents and humans have become so used to not constantly eating

Constantly eating fruits and nuts throughout the day is ideal

The main benefits I notice when I eat them is I can eat more without feeling full, and I don't feel like shit after. I feel refreshed and not lazy, like I would after a big cooked meal

 

[Tyler1]

We don't eat grass and leaves. That's completely different

Yeah and that proved my point we are not meant to digest plants anymore we evolved

We eat fruit, nuts, root vegetables, insects, and small amounts of meat, which is purely when it's convenient. Chimpanzees also eat small quantities of meat. But obviously it's completely pointless in the modern world where food isn't a struggle, so we don't need to

Nuts are seasonal and rare to find you can't disest half of it thats stupid

Roots are extremely toxic you would get diarrhea maybe even throw up

All veggies are man made you can't find this shit in nature

Insects lmao are you fr this stupid?

Fruit yes we eat fruit some fruits are carnivore

 

[Jelexy]

I was eating nutella only.

 

[Deleted member 147868]

When I had mcdonalds

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yeah and that proved my point we are not meant to digest plants anymore we evolved

Nuts are seasonal and rare to find you can't disest half of it thats stupid

Roots are extremely toxic you would get diarrhea

All veggies are man made you can't find this shit in nature

Insects lmao are you fr this stupid?

Fruit yes we eat fruit fruits are also carnivore

Lost all credibility the moment you said humans don't eat insects
Not that you really had any anyway, but you are probably in the top 5 most retarded users I haven't put on ignore yet. Be careful, you're treading water

 

[Tyler1]

Lost all credibility the moment you said humans don't eat insects
Not that you really had any anyway, but you are probably in the top 5 most retarded users I haven't put on ignore yet. Be careful, you're treading water

you eat insects only if you’re starving stupid nigger

Yeah put me on the ignore list idc you didn’t even answer my questions

 

[optimisticzoomer]

you eat insects only if you’re starving stupid nigger

Yeah put me on the ignore list idc you didn’t even answer my questions

Entomophagy in humans - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Yeah put me on the ignore list

Done

 

[Tyler1]

Entomophagy in humans - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

No argument, you’re just sending a random wiki link I don't read that I said insects should be only eat when you’re starving , which also applies to green leaves lions do the same

Humans can turn fruit and shit like that into saturated fatty acids for a short time if they don’t get their meat btw

Done

Good boy

Chimpanzees also eat small quantities of meat. But obviously it's completely pointless in the modern world where food isn't a struggle, so we don't need to

You can’t get over 15 nutrients from plants you don't get saturated fats and cholesterol you idiot not even vitamin A

Beta carotene only some people can convert it to Vitamin A and they can only convert 1/16 of it (basically zero)

You can't also get
K2
D3
Creatine, heme iron

And the most important B12
Plant based diet doesn't work cuz u can't get B12 from plants obviously

 

[Tyler1]

Anyone who reads this do you see how stupid he is? he had to ignore me this idiot cus no argument

He says we don't need meat because it's pointless but doesn't even realize he can't get B12 from plants jfl

 

[illoan82]

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mine was when I ate a raw onion and raw garlic together then I had stomach pain and diarrhea

I shitted myself in the toilet like an hour

Why did I do that? I thought it was High T

it's literally poison for humans it kills your bacteria it acts like antibiotics you can also get DNA damage never eat veggies raw

That’s ur liver cleaning itsef

 

[Sprinkles]

mine was when I ate a raw onion and raw garlic together then I had stomach pain and diarrhea

I shitted myself in the toilet like an hour

Why did I do that? I thought it was High T

it's literally poison for humans it kills your bacteria it acts like antibiotics you can also get DNA damage never eat veggies raw

spicy chicken sandwich from wendys

I was pissing spicy hot shit straight out of my ass