Testicle maxing... The final frontier.

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When you have everything else maxed, might as well grow the gonads. Only 15k from Eppley.

 
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Somebody needs to kill Eppley ngl
 
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I need this
 
Seriously in a few years Eppley will do skeleton replacements. This dude is the messiah of our time, this dude is our saviour. God Eppley will save us all.
 
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True. In 2020 you need at least 3 testicles to slay, the more the better tbh. :feelsgah:
 
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8x6 testicles are a must in 2020
 
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The issue I am concerned with here is society's orientation to testicles in general and how this reflects the relationship between men and women.

Testicles are often seen as a sign of masculinity, strength, and power. Sometimes, testicles are flaunted like peacocks' feathers: the bigger your "balls", the more manly you are. Oftentimes warriors, sports icons and other masculine idols are described in terms of having "balls of steel" or similar phrases. There is an apparent correlation between heroism and having testicles. If you do not have the courage, you are often seen as not having testicles. In this sense, having testicles means having courage, etc. This seems to marginalize heroes who are women, who do not have testicles themselves.

I believe the society I live in finds testicles to be a source of sadistic entertainment. It is a common trope, especially in film: a man gets hit in the testicles and comedically falls down in pain. This is supposed to be funny. However, most other forms of pain-inflicting violence are not funny. It is not usually funny to hit, stab, shoot, or otherwise assault another person. But hitting a man in the testicles is a trope that has a long history of being amusing.

My question is, why is this? Why is seeing a man succumb to intense pain by being hit in the testicles, funny? What makes this funny? (I have never found this funny, myself)

In my own experience, I have met many women who seem to relish in this humor. They do not just find it funny, but also find it vindicating, to see a man succumb to a hit to his testicles. From my perspective, it is as if they think the man deserves to be reduced to a helpless creature, curled up in the fetal position. I have detected an immense amount of rage, bordering sadism, in these women. They not only find it funny, but some would also like to personally kick a (certain) man in his testicles. And society at large seems to excuse this sadism.

These experiences make me believe that society does not care if a man is hurt when he has his testicles damaged. Testicles are a source of amusement. But furthermore, I believe the rage and sadism held by some women with respect to this is a sign of patriarchal oppression. The fact that they enjoy seeing a man writhe in pain is an indication that they believe this man deserves to be punished, that he deserves to be "stripped" of his power. In a patriarchy, men have power over women. The fact that a man has an extremely vulnerable pair of external organs is a way for women to seek "revenge" on men for their oppression. It is a way of leveling the playing field, so to speak.

In this way, testicles are both a representation of pure masculinity and a vulnerability that betrays this very same masculinity.
 
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I'd love to give Eppley 360° shotgun implants, let him taste his own medicine
 
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My balls are double the average size and yet the first time I shagged she asked if I had micro-balls :feelsrope:
 
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U got one ball ?

They had to remove the other one when i was 13. I got cancer in the left one so they threw it out lol.

But the few women i have fucked (still ugly and incel tho) didn't notice. Its very hard to notice really.
 
i have a friend who got something like this

he had testicular torsion and they had to rip one of his balls out so now he was a silcion ball which he says is like double the size of his other one jfl

truly is over for this kid as well, happened at like 14 rip hormones and puberty. actually they might of put him on TRT
 
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Bro if you wanna testicle max smash ur balls so they get bruised and swell In size
 
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Small testicles make your penis look bigger. Unless you are 10 inches this makes no sense.
Fucking jew Eppley.
 
i have a friend who got something like this

he had testicular torsion and they had to rip one of his balls out so now he was a silcion ball which he says is like double the size of his other one jfl

truly is over for this kid as well, happened at like 14 rip hormones and puberty. actually they might of put him on TRT
Nah not true

If you only have one testicle that one will produce enough testosteronE

If u lose one nothing will happen
 
Ofc it won’t produce enough T

Removal of One Testicle

If only one testicle is removed, sexual function usually isn’t affected. The testicle that remains usually produces enough testosterone and sperm so that a man can preserve his sexual function and his fertility..



go look up things before you say them retard
 
Ofc it won’t produce enough T

When it comes to hormones, the body compensates easily. A normal testicle is capable of producing many times the necessary amount of testosterone required by the body. As a result, the remaining testicle can manufacture the amount of testosterone once produced by both testicles. Although seldom required, testosterone can be replaced with medication.


 
stuff like that makes me very suspicious if his skullimplants are really a good idea.

"and we’re all for giving the patient what he wants" not sure if I like that statement...
 
No ball implants for your T
 
When it comes to hormones, the body compensates easily. A normal testicle is capable of producing many times the necessary amount of testosterone required by the body. As a result, the remaining testicle can manufacture the amount of testosterone once produced by both testicles. Although seldom required, testosterone can be replaced with medication.


so we should all start scooping out one of testicles? i cba to read that stuy but we have two for a reason
 
so we should all start scooping out one of testicles? i cba to read that stuy but we have two for a reason
Youre braindead

I literally sent you what it says.if u dont wanna read 3 sentences then fuck off
 
It was the patients wish. Foids don’t give two fucks about ball size
 
Youre braindead

I literally sent you what it says.if u dont wanna read 3 sentences then fuck off
its probably a jewed study, yes goy enjoy your 1 testicle and 200 ng/dl T levels
 
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its probably a jewed study, yes goy enjoy your 1 testicle and 200 ng/dl T levels
ye bro i should instead trust basement rotters instead of doctors!
 
ye bro i should instead trust basement rotters instead of doctors!
You are so fucking retarded and you're on a blackpilled forum saying one testicle is ok?????
Hormones are fucking everything
1 testicle is going to be inferior to 2 in every single possible way
 
You are so fucking retarded and you're on a blackpilled forum saying one testicle is ok?????
Hormones are fucking everything
1 testicle is going to be inferior to 2 in every single possible way
I DIDNT SAY ITS BETTER YOU RETARDED FUCKING SON OF A WHORE

I SAID ONE TESTICLE CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH HORMONES

FUCKING BITCH GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I LITERALLY BURY YOU

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN
 
I DIDNT SAY ITS BETTER YOU RETARDED FUCKING SON OF A WHORE

I SAID ONE TESTICLE CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH HORMONES

FUCKING BITCH GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I LITERALLY BURY YOU

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN
'who the fuck are you'
basement rotters
imagine trying to act powerful amongst a load of basement rotters, you are fucking wannabe tough cuck who would fold IRL
 
'who the fuck are you'

imagine trying to act powerful amongst a load of basement rotters, you are fucking wannabe tough cuck who would fold IRL
you dont know me bro, i can drop my address rn and you can pull up

so many people of you that think they are someone but when they see me IRL they dont even look at me

i would bury you subhuman cuck, id beat you til no one can recognize your face ever again

go slit ur wrists
 
you dont know me bro, i can drop my address rn and you can pull up

so many people of you that think they are someone but when they see me IRL they dont even look at me

i would bury you subhuman cuck, id beat you til no one can recognize your face ever again

go slit ur wrists
Imagine saying you would drop your addy on a forum knowing full well I probably live on the other side, once again proving how much of a fucking retarded wannabe tough guy you are.

IRL i would fuck you up you dumb faggot
 
Imagine saying you would drop your addy on a forum knowing full well I probably live on the other side, once again proving how much of a fucking retarded wannabe tough guy you are.

IRL i would fuck you up you dumb faggot
You wouldnt do shit you little bitch

Pray to god i dont find you
 
You wouldnt do shit you little bitch

Pray to god i dont find you
you're a coping manlet paki what the fuck would you do make me a curry and shit on the floor while I'm fucking prime pussy?
 
you're a coping manlet paki what the fuck would you do make me a curry and shit on the floor while I'm fucking prime pussy?
ahahhaahahahahhaha imagine calling me paki
 

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