TESTOSTERONE MAXXING

NickGurr

NickGurr

200 ng/dl HIGH T BEAST
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FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO USE STEROIDS, DON'T HAVE MONEY OR DON'T HAVE CONNECTIONS OR HAVE DOWNS. ROIDS ARE THE WAY TO GO FOR GOOD BOOSTING, BUT THIS IS AN ALTERNATIVE

DIET:



    • UNDER 50G CARBS. HIGH FAT, HIGH PROTEIN

    • NO SUGAR. USE ASPARTAME, CYCLAMATE, XYLITOL, ETC.

    • UNDER 1G SODIUM (SALT IS 40% SODIUM)

    • HIGH CHOLESTEROL

    • EAT BEEF NIGGER

    • DRINK MILK (LOWERS SHBG, MAKES FREE T AND E LEVELS HIGHER). BBUT, MUH HORMONES! GOY, EAT A COCK IF YOU THINK WHAT SOME RETARD MOM BLOG SAYS ABOUT FOODS

    • DRINK 2L OF WATER AT LEAST PER DAY, BUT NOT A LOT AT ONCE

    • NO ALCOHOL. IF YOU WANT TO DO DRUGS, ONLY DOPAMINERGIC ONES ARE GOOD. RED WINE DOES NOT FUCKING LOWER ESTROGEN CUCK

    • START EATING VERY HOT PEPPERS (>100.000 SCU). IT WILL RAISE YOUR T AND ALSO MAKE YOU LESS OF A CUCK. ALSO, AFTER YOU GET USED TO THE HEAT IT WILL START TO TASTE REALLY GOOD. HEARD OF A SHOT OF OLIVE OIL WAS GOOD FOR CUCKS WITH SENSITIVE STOMACHS


LIFESTYLE:

1) SLEEP AT LEAST 9 HOURS. SLEEP LIKE A BEAR. THE MORE THE BETTER


    • LIFT WEIGHTS. YOU ARE A LOW T CUCK IF YOU THINK YOU NEED CARBS TO GET MUSCLES, YOU DON'T. I RECOMMEND AT LEAST 1 DAY FOR POWERLIFTING

    • DON'T DO CARDIO/HIIT, YOU NIGGER. JUST LIFT AND EAT IN A SLIGHT DEFICIT (100-200KCAL). YOU WILL STILL GAIN MUSCLE AS LONG AS YOU EAT RIGHT AND AREN'T A TRY GUY.
YOU MIGHT SAY: "WEIGHT LIFTING RAISES CORTISOL TOO". - GROW SOME MUSCLE YOU LOW T CUCK
4)


SUPPLEMENTS:

1) 1G ASHWAGANDHA EVERY DAY - PROVEN TO LOWER CORTISOL BY OVER 30% AND INCREASES SPERM COUNT


    • 200MCG OF SALBUTAMOL BY SPRAY IN REST DAYS (JUST SAY YOU HAVE ASTHMA, THAT'S WHAT I DO)

    • 10MG MELATONIN AT NIGHT WITH OMEPRAZOLE/BROCOLLI/CAULIFLOWER

    • AT LEAST 50MG ZINC

    • 500MG MAGNESIUM CITRATE

    • 5MG COPPER DAILY

    • 300MCG CHROMIUM

    • 2 DROPS LUGOL'S IODINE SOLUTION

    • 200MCG SELENIUM

    • 5MG BORON

    • 150MG PREGNENOLONE

    • 250MG CREATINE (JUST EAT BEEF NIGGER)

    • 100MG NIACIN 2 HOURS BEFORE WORKOUT ("BUT MUH NAUSEA" - NIGGER)

    • 1MG HUPERICIN A

    • 500 RESVERATROL WITH GELUCIRE



PRO TIPS:

1) GET REALLY HORNY AND DON'T FAP. LEGIT WAY TO BOOST T FOR A LITTLE WHILE. FAP AND REDO EVERY FEW DAYS


    • DRINK BULL CUM LISTEN TO HIGH T MUSIC

    • GET ANGRY, DON'T BE A CALM PUSSY NIGGER

4) DON'T BE FATMANO
 
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4) DON'T BE FATMANO
35754

35755

35756
 
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Just inject.
 
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  • 200MCG OF SALBUTAMOL BY SPRAY IN REST DAYS (JUST SAY YOU HAVE ASTHMA, THAT'S WHAT I DO)

  • 10MG MELATONIN AT NIGHT WITH OMEPRAZOLE/BROCOLLI/CAULIFLOWER

  • AT LEAST 50MG ZINC

  • 500MG MAGNESIUM CITRATE

  • 5MG COPPER DAILY

  • 300MCG CHROMIUM

  • 2 DROPS LUGOL'S IODINE SOLUTION

  • 200MCG SELENIUM

  • 5MG BORON

  • 150MG PREGNENOLONE

  • 250MG CREATINE (JUST EAT BEEF NIGGER)

  • 100MG NIACIN 2 HOURS BEFORE WORKOUT ("BUT MUH NAUSEA" - NIGGER)

  • 1MG HUPERICIN A

  • 500 RESVERATROL WITH GELUCIRE
lol at buying all of this stuuf when you can just inject
 
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@DrTony
 
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lol at buying all of this stuuf when you can just inject
INJECT SOY SAUCE INTO YOUR FUCKING BLOOD STREAM YOU LOW T HIGH E CUCK
 
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natural testosterone maxxing:

  1. sleep enough
  2. eat enough
  3. eliminate stressful variables
  4. good job, you're capped
 
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Based
 
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natural testosterone maxxing:

  1. sleep enough
  2. eat enough
  3. eliminate stressful variables
  4. good job, you're capped
JUST WHAT I EXPECTED FROM A LOW T HIGH E CUCK, THIS IS WHY I WILL ALWAYS T MOG YOU
 
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Reminder that leg training is the one that releases the most testosterone because the legs muscles are the biggest of the body and the amount of testosterone released is proportional to the muscle's lenght
 
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Your avi failos you hard dedsrs.
YOU ANIME WATCHING HIGH E TIT LACTATING LACTOSE INTOLERANT TRY GUY
Reminder that leg training is the one that releases the most testosterone because the legs muscles are the biggest of the body and the amount of testosterone released is proportional to the muscle's lenght
SINCE WHEN IS T PRODUCED IN THE LEGS
 
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF YOU FUCKING DOG


WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE NIGGER? I'M LITERALLY 7 FOOT 3 YOU LOW T HIGH E CLOSEDPLATECEL CUCK
Holy shit lmfao.
Too bad you won't last long here. It ain't lookism.
 
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE NIGGER? I'M LITERALLY 7 FOOT 3 YOU LOW T HIGH E CLOSEDPLATECEL CUCK

youre a superhuman. if i follow this guide will I become a superhuman too? :ogre:

35767
 
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where THE FUCK IS MY TEXT


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cage, just fucking cage
 
NickGurr

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heard milk causes acne



u sure its a good idea?
 
Thanks for this, will THIS help raise T without fucking up your balls? I don't want to inject T simply because of this reason.
 
1) 1G ASHWAGANDHA EVERY DAY - PROVEN TO LOWER CORTISOL BY OVER 30% AND INCREASES SPERM COUNT
  1. 200MCG OF SALBUTAMOL BY SPRAY IN REST DAYS (JUST SAY YOU HAVE ASTHMA, THAT'S WHAT I DO)
  2. 10MG MELATONIN AT NIGHT WITH OMEPRAZOLE/BROCOLLI/CAULIFLOWER
  3. AT LEAST 50MG ZINC
  4. 500MG MAGNESIUM CITRATE
  5. 5MG COPPER DAILY
  6. 300MCG CHROMIUM
  7. 2 DROPS LUGOL'S IODINE SOLUTION
  8. 200MCG SELENIUM
  9. 5MG BORON
  10. 150MG PREGNENOLONE
  11. 250MG CREATINE (JUST EAT BEEF NIGGER)
  12. 100MG NIACIN 2 HOURS BEFORE WORKOUT ("BUT MUH NAUSEA" - NIGGER)
  13. 1MG HUPERICIN A
  14. 500 RESVERATROL WITH GELUCIRE
:feelsgiga:

25 mg zinc is all I have beentaking so far.
 
??
 
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@NickGurr is my new fav poster tbh NGL srs ????
 
Answer me nigger
Testosterone Undecanoate is the oral version of testosterone that doesnt get fucked in the body, so yes, it will if it's legit
 
Reminder that leg training is the one that releases the most testosterone because the legs muscles are the biggest of the body and the amount of testosterone released is proportional to the muscle's lenght
its also the one that wants me wanna bite the steel plates out of pain
 
its also the one that wants me wanna bite the steel plates out of pain
ONLY LOW T CUCKS GET PAIN FROM THE GYM. JUST GO TO THE FUCKING ENDOCRINOLOGIST AND TELL IT TO PUT YOU ON E ALREADY, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY OVERDOSING ON IT BY HOW MUCH YOUR BODY IS PRODUCING

MIGHT AS WELL CANCEL YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP AND SUBSCRIPTION TO WHEY AND CASEIN AND MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE ENOUGH FOR A FUCKING SEX CHANGE
 
ONLY LOW T CUCKS GET PAIN FROM THE GYM. JUST GO TO THE FUCKING ENDOCRINOLOGIST AND TELL IT TO PUT YOU ON E ALREADY, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY OVERDOSING ON IT BY HOW MUCH YOUR BODY IS PRODUCING

MIGHT AS WELL CANCEL YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP AND SUBSCRIPTION TO WHEY AND CASEIN AND MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE ENOUGH FOR A FUCKING SEX CHANGE
i bet your fingers had a great workout from all the bs you posted, probably the only calories you burn today fat fuck
 
Legit
Can confirm the Ashwagandha theory :sneaky:
 
This looks like a lookism thread. Also test is cheaper than those supps.
 
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This looks like a lookism thread. Also test is cheaper than those supps.
YOU CAN GET MOST FROM JUST FOODS TBH AND THEY MAX YOUR MAX POTENTIAL FOR TEST AND YOU CAN MANTAIN HEALTHY TEST IF YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK UP YOUR DICK WITH ROIDS

BUT I DO, SO GIVE ME A CHEAP SOURCE I ONLY HAVE LIKE 20 BUCKS RN THOUGH
 

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