that one time i almost shitted myself in the army

[Deleted member 21735]

a guy walks in. he was short with a beard, but really scary because he is amphibian. dude wasnt even an officer, he was much worse, a literal trained assassin. as soon as i saw him i froze ane he tells me "What happened? Did you see a ghost or smth?". I felt like i was gonna shit myself at that point, he was so scary

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Pfft what a fart ahahaha

 

[Primalsplit]

a guy walks in. he was short with a beard, but really scary because he is amphibian. dude wasnt even an officer, he was much worse, a literal trained assassin. as soon as i saw him i froze ane he tells me "What happened? Did you see a ghost or smth?". I felt like i was gonna shit myself at that point, he was so scary

You got mogged brutally by based assassin.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

You got mogged brutally by based assassin.

he was so scary. even the officers were scared of him. he didnt care about rules and shit, he was paid to kill

 

[Primalsplit]

he was so scary. even the officers were scared of him. he didnt care about rules and shit, he was paid to kill

You could be that assassin. But instead you are born into this world as your cuck self.

 

[Deleted member 17595]

how does your oneitis play into this story

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Amphibian ??? He was a frog

 

[Deleted member 21735]

You could be that assassin. But instead you are born into this world as your cuck self.

my oneitis assasinated my hopes and dreams

 

[Deleted member 21735]

how does your oneitis play into this story

i almost shitted myself with her at some point when she started saying crazy stuff

 

[Primalsplit]

i almost shitted myself with her at some point when she started saying crazy stuff

Victim

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Victim

but she was acting so crazy and scary

 

[Primalsplit]

but she was acting so crazy and scary

Skill issue

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Skill issue

she did it as soon as we sat down with no cause. we were watiing to order