TheGreatDetective
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It was another warm autumn afternoon at the WASP Golden Boy residence. I had just opened the garage of my $150 million château (Pops gave it to me when i turned 16) after drying off my beautiful, caramel like golden locks, as i had taken a little swim in my Olympic sized pool earlier that day
I hopped in my Pagani Zonda HP Barchetta (1 of 3 ever made, Mr. Horacio Pagani himself delivered it to me btw) and went for a little ride with the boys (non WASPs are not allowed in my friend group)
We hit the twisty mountain roads and were having a blast. Eventually, we pulled over to relax a bit since our legs were getting sore. But from amidst the trees, we saw what seemed to be a huge chain link fence topped with barbed wire. Naturally, we got curious and decided to investigate.
My friend brazenly said, "Ok, so who's going to cut the fence?"
We started teasing one of our friends to do it. We always tease him since he's the poorest out of all of us (his dad's net worth is only $560 million lmao)
But my friend was too high inhib and started making excuses 'muh i don't have a bolt cutter,' so i got a bit impatient and grabbed the chain link fence with my bare hands and proceeded to tear it like it was a wet napkin. Quite an easy feat for me since my shoulders and triceps were still fired up from my 250 kg (7 reps) overhead press warmup that i had that morning
(This is what we saw that day)
We snuck deeper into the complex. Eventually, we saw THIS HUGE SPACE SHUTTLE. 'Holy fuck, we are inside NASA's spaceport' we all thought, but no one said a word. My friend broke the silence by looking at me and saying, 'Dude i bet you don't have the balls to go inside and take a pic.'
Spoilers: i did, in fact, have the balls to go inside.
I found an open door to the space shuttle and stepped inside. It looked cool AS FUCK
I grabbed my phone to take a pic when suddenly the door closed. The whole spaceship started to shake, and it kept getting louder and louder.
Uh oh... don't tell me...
Immediately, as i started to think of the worst situation imaginable, i got thrown on my ass as the spaceship launched. Even with my hydraulic press like grip, my phone still managed to slip and fall on the ground, shattering into hundreds of pieces
Oh well, there goes my iphone 17 and its custom ivory and imperial jadeite back case..
Here i am... lying on the floor due to the Gforce, feeling like there's a 400 pound BBW sitting on my chest, and regretting my stupid decision to enter this place
When suddenly..it's gone.
HOLY FUCK I'M FLOATING
But i realize my situation, and reality starts to sink in. I'm no longer on Earth
I venture deeper inside the spaceship. Eventually, i find a (female) astronaut changing clothes
FUCK SHE WAS HOT (north atlantid 18 year old HTB)
(Like this, except she was much hotter ofc)
(btw i've busted countless nuts to this scene in Alien when i was a kid just a little fun fact)
She noticed me and immediately started to freak out. 'OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK? WHO ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU HERE?'
I tried explaining to her what happened the best i could. She started to calm down a bit and said to come with her because we were going to dock with the International Space Station very soon.
Wait... THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION? My dad is gonna be pissed...
I meet up with the other astronauts. There were 6 girls in total (all of them Htb/Stacylite) and 1 manlet soy cuck, which i proceeded to lil bro him the whole time i was there since i'm a 6'5, 260 pounds, 5% bf, 26 inch bideltoid mogger. I explained once again what happened and how i got stuck in there. The girls kept bitting their lips as they eye fucked me, but the manlet cuck was just being passive agressive and saying shit like '' You're gonna be in world of trouble when we get back to Earth young man'' I was later told that i would be stuck there for 2 whole months fuck my life...
We finally docked
Damn, the International space station was fucking sick. I felt like a little kid again. But amid my childlike wonder, one of the female astronauts said 'Hey big boy, come over here, let's get you some proper clothes, we don't wanna contaminate the station, now do we?' Damn was this bitch calling me dirty..?
We went to the changing room. She was helping me get dressed when she noticed my bulge
She looked at me like this
Only now did i notice that my didlx was quite swollen from the G force i had to endure
Out of nowhere she starts touching it huh... what the hell?
She starts removing my pants. My 9.5x7.5 NBP spring loaded dildx came out of my boxers and hit her face. Oops
There was no foreplay, there were no condoms. She straight up started squatting on my dildx and riding it like it was a mechanical bull
GOD DAMN SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS POSSESSED. On some The Exorcist type shit
My thrusts were so powerful that the entire station was changing orbit. The rest of the female astronauts entered the room to understand what was going on, meanwhile the manlet cuck was forced to redirect the station LOL
They entered the room and started rubbing their eyes, they couldn't believe that such a behemoth of a cock could exist. They instinctively got on their knees and started sucking it
FUCK THAT WAS GOOD
Some of them were on birth control (don't ask me why they were on birth control in space idk). But 2 of them were not, so i lowkey grabbed some of that yellow insulation shit they had there and used it as a condom (High T move)
(What i'm talking about)
The manlet cuck came rushing in saying 'Nooo you can't do that that's important!' But i closed the door on his face and continued fucking them (mirin low inhib?)
These orgies became a daily occurrence for the 2 months i was there. By the final week, the station had no insulation left and was covered in cum.
Three days before we were supposed to leave, i was just doing my thing, fucking one of them next to a small circular window when I SAW THE WEIRDEST FUCKING THING
I SWEAR TO GOD. I saw a little 5'5 green alien staring at me inside his flying saucer (around 6 meters in diameter)
But since my phone was broken, i couldn't take a picture. So instead, i drew a hyper realistic drawing of what i saw that day (everyone in my family went to prestigious art schools, as this was part of the WASP Golden Boy aristocratic education)
(This was what i saw)
And just in a blink of an eye...The alien was gone. The flying saucer was no longer there...
The next few days passed rather quickly and uneventfully. I kept having orgies, the manlet cuck kept raging because i was stealing his rations (i need 7k kcal) etc, etc.
The day had come, we were going back to Earth. Everything went smoothly, well... almost. We landed in the wrong spot due to the electronics of the landing spacecraft being completely fried because everything was covered in a 2cm thick layer of WASP cum my bad...
NASA's CEO was fucking pissed and tried suing me for $400 million. I was being sued for trespassing, property damage, blah blah. Ofc my pops got me out of that little problem, his legal team of jewish lawyers saved my ass. Boys will be boys i guess...
INB4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-schizo ramblings
Tagging fellow WASP slayers @Hess @Resonance @CelestialEmpire @Former Shortcel @ltnbrownacnecel
I hopped in my Pagani Zonda HP Barchetta (1 of 3 ever made, Mr. Horacio Pagani himself delivered it to me btw) and went for a little ride with the boys (non WASPs are not allowed in my friend group)
We hit the twisty mountain roads and were having a blast. Eventually, we pulled over to relax a bit since our legs were getting sore. But from amidst the trees, we saw what seemed to be a huge chain link fence topped with barbed wire. Naturally, we got curious and decided to investigate.
My friend brazenly said, "Ok, so who's going to cut the fence?"
We started teasing one of our friends to do it. We always tease him since he's the poorest out of all of us (his dad's net worth is only $560 million lmao)
But my friend was too high inhib and started making excuses 'muh i don't have a bolt cutter,' so i got a bit impatient and grabbed the chain link fence with my bare hands and proceeded to tear it like it was a wet napkin. Quite an easy feat for me since my shoulders and triceps were still fired up from my 250 kg (7 reps) overhead press warmup that i had that morning
(This is what we saw that day)
We snuck deeper into the complex. Eventually, we saw THIS HUGE SPACE SHUTTLE. 'Holy fuck, we are inside NASA's spaceport' we all thought, but no one said a word. My friend broke the silence by looking at me and saying, 'Dude i bet you don't have the balls to go inside and take a pic.'
Spoilers: i did, in fact, have the balls to go inside.
I found an open door to the space shuttle and stepped inside. It looked cool AS FUCK
I grabbed my phone to take a pic when suddenly the door closed. The whole spaceship started to shake, and it kept getting louder and louder.
Uh oh... don't tell me...
Immediately, as i started to think of the worst situation imaginable, i got thrown on my ass as the spaceship launched. Even with my hydraulic press like grip, my phone still managed to slip and fall on the ground, shattering into hundreds of pieces
Oh well, there goes my iphone 17 and its custom ivory and imperial jadeite back case..Here i am... lying on the floor due to the Gforce, feeling like there's a 400 pound BBW sitting on my chest, and regretting my stupid decision to enter this place
When suddenly..it's gone.
HOLY FUCK I'M FLOATING
But i realize my situation, and reality starts to sink in. I'm no longer on Earth
I venture deeper inside the spaceship. Eventually, i find a (female) astronaut changing clothes
FUCK SHE WAS HOT (north atlantid 18 year old HTB)
(Like this, except she was much hotter ofc)
(btw i've busted countless nuts to this scene in Alien when i was a kid
just a little fun fact)She noticed me and immediately started to freak out. 'OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK? WHO ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU HERE?'
I tried explaining to her what happened the best i could. She started to calm down a bit and said to come with her because we were going to dock with the International Space Station very soon.
Wait... THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION?
My dad is gonna be pissed...I meet up with the other astronauts. There were 6 girls in total (all of them Htb/Stacylite
) and 1 manlet soy cuck, which i proceeded to lil bro him the whole time i was there since i'm a 6'5, 260 pounds, 5% bf, 26 inch bideltoid mogger. I explained once again what happened and how i got stuck in there. The girls kept bitting their lips as they eye fucked me, but the manlet cuck was just being passive agressive and saying shit like '' You're gonna be in world of trouble when we get back to Earth young man'' I was later told that i would be stuck there for 2 whole months fuck my life...We finally docked
Damn, the International space station was fucking sick. I felt like a little kid again. But amid my childlike wonder, one of the female astronauts said 'Hey big boy, come over here, let's get you some proper clothes, we don't wanna contaminate the station, now do we?' Damn was this bitch calling me dirty..?
We went to the changing room. She was helping me get dressed when she noticed my bulge
She looked at me like this
Only now did i notice that my didlx was quite swollen from the G force i had to endure
Out of nowhere she starts touching it
huh... what the hell?She starts removing my pants. My 9.5x7.5 NBP spring loaded dildx came out of my boxers and hit her face. Oops
There was no foreplay, there were no condoms. She straight up started squatting on my dildx and riding it like it was a mechanical bull
GOD DAMN SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS POSSESSED. On some The Exorcist type shit
My thrusts were so powerful that the entire station was changing orbit. The rest of the female astronauts entered the room to understand what was going on, meanwhile the manlet cuck was forced to redirect the station LOL
They entered the room and started rubbing their eyes, they couldn't believe that such a behemoth of a cock could exist. They instinctively got on their knees and started sucking it
FUCK THAT WAS GOOD
Some of them were on birth control (don't ask me why they were on birth control in space
idk). But 2 of them were not, so i lowkey grabbed some of that yellow insulation shit they had there and used it as a condom (High T move)(What i'm talking about)
The manlet cuck came rushing in saying 'Nooo you can't do that
that's important!' But i closed the door on his face and continued fucking them (mirin low inhib?)These orgies became a daily occurrence for the 2 months i was there. By the final week, the station had no insulation left and was covered in cum.
Three days before we were supposed to leave, i was just doing my thing, fucking one of them next to a small circular window when I SAW THE WEIRDEST FUCKING THING
I SWEAR TO GOD. I saw a little 5'5 green alien staring at me inside his flying saucer (around 6 meters in diameter)
But since my phone was broken, i couldn't take a picture. So instead, i drew a hyper realistic drawing of what i saw that day (everyone in my family went to prestigious art schools, as this was part of the WASP Golden Boy aristocratic education)
(This was what i saw)
And just in a blink of an eye...The alien was gone. The flying saucer was no longer there...
The next few days passed rather quickly and uneventfully. I kept having orgies, the manlet cuck kept raging because i was stealing his rations (i need 7k kcal) etc, etc.
The day had come, we were going back to Earth. Everything went smoothly, well... almost. We landed in the wrong spot due to the electronics of the landing spacecraft being completely fried because everything was covered in a 2cm thick layer of WASP cum
my bad...NASA's CEO was fucking pissed and tried suing me for $400 million. I was being sued for trespassing, property damage, blah blah. Ofc my pops got me out of that little problem, his legal team of jewish lawyers saved my ass. Boys will be boys i guess...
INB4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-schizo ramblings
Tagging fellow WASP slayers @Hess @Resonance @CelestialEmpire @Former Shortcel @ltnbrownacnecel
After an exhaustive 17-year investigation involving thousands of experts, hundreds of independent laboratories, multiple government agencies, three international tribunals, and a statistically significant sample size of "trust me bro," it has been conclusively determined beyond any reasonable doubt that the highly controversial claim is, in fact, completely real, entirely factual, scientifically verified, historically documented, legally recognized, mathematically proven, and approximately 10,000% less of a larp than its critics would have you believe.
