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Tier 1: Surface Falios
These falios occur on the surface of your face.
Tier 2: Feature Falios
These are falios of individual facial features related to size and shape. Many of these are bone structure falios, but not all.
Tier 3: Deformities
These are falios of regions of the craniofacial complex larger than individual features. They affect the proportions of the whole face.
Examples
These falios occur on the surface of your face.
- Bad skin / acne
- Bad haircut/hairstyle
- Inability to grow facial hair
- Neckbeard / unkempt facial hair
- Receding hairline
- Brown eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Yellowish sclera
- Dark eye circles
- Nasolabial folds
- Wrinkles
- Faint/sparse eyebrows
- Short eyebrows
- Unibrow
- Being fat
Tier 2: Feature Falios
These are falios of individual facial features related to size and shape. Many of these are bone structure falios, but not all.
- Crooked teeth
- Negative canthal tilt
- Short palpebral fissures
- Too much upper eyelid exposure
- High-set brow ridge and eyebrows
- Brow ridge that doesn't protrude enough
- Recessed chin
- Big/bulbous nose
- Hooked nose
- Underprojected nose
- Thin lips
- Low cheekbones
- Overbite/underbite (minor)
- Big ears
- Flared ears (monkey ears)
- Flared nostrils
Tier 3: Deformities
These are falios of regions of the craniofacial complex larger than individual features. They affect the proportions of the whole face.
- Too narrow or wide IPD
- Long/downswung midface
- Stunted midface (too short)
- Recessed maxilla
- Midface hypoplasia
- Severely recessed mandible
- Severely overprojected mandible
- Recessed forehead
- Gay alien skull
- Hyperdolichocephaly
- Hyperbrachycephaly
- Low bizygomatic to head breadth ratio
- Neanderthal low skull
- Megatall skull
Examples
- Tier 1: The guy from the movie "Beastly"
When this guy went from hot to ugly in the movie, Tier 1 falios were applied to him. This guy only has Tier 1 falios.
- Tier 1: The neckbeard guy
This guy's major falios are Tier 1 falios.
- Tiers 1 and 2: The big nose dude who comes up when you Google "ugly guy"
This man's worst falios are Tier 2: his huge nose, horrible teeth, and unaesthetic eyes. He does suffer from some Tier 1 falios—his wrinkles, unattractive hairstyle, and receded hairline—but what really keeps him from looking normal are Tier 2 falios.
- Tier 2: The giant chin man
This man's falio is a Tier 2 falio. His overgrown chin detracts from an otherwise good-looking face.
- Tier 3: This man who was born with an upside-down head (source)
This man mostly lacks any Tier 1 or Tier 2 falios (his hooked nose is a Tier 2). What holds him back is a severe Tier 3 falio.
- 1, 2, and 3: This high-FWHR Asian man
This man has spots on his skin and faint eyebrows for Tier 1 falios; high-set eyebrows, an underprojected brow ridge, and an unaesthetic nose shape for Tier 2 falios, and a blockhead cranium that's too damn wide—brachycephaly—a Tier 3 falio.
- 1, 2, and 3: This unfortunate boy
He has Tier 1 falios with his faint eyebrows and bloodshot eyes. He has Tier 2 falios with his outward-pointing, protruding eyes and small chin. But the biggest problem is his cranium, a Tier 3 deformity.
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