The Brutal Descension of Baldcafe [Baldcels enter at your own risk]

[Deleted member 17918]

From prettyboy chadlite to lookin like chris hansen's next sting

 

[HerpDerpson]

I don't understand why they all grow beards.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

 

[thereallegend]

I don't understand why they all grow beards.

They have to balance out the face somehow

 

[Deleted member 20565]

shed tears. you can see from his videos that he regrets his choice dearly. now he has to bear being bald cult leader so he cant even have a change of mind

 

[Deleted member 17918]

It's a good day to have a full head of hair bros.

 

[Deleted member 17918]

shed tears. you can see from his videos that he regrets his choice dearly. now he has to bear being bald cult leader so he cant even have a change of mind

his channel is the definition of cope

should be renamed to copecafe

 

[Prinz Eugen]

I will just hop on fin or get transplant before I suffer agonising NW-torture

 

[HerpDerpson]

They have to balance out the face somehow

I think I'll go for unabashed nw7 with clean face and a bird's nest when I'm bald.

 

[thereallegend]

I think I'll go for unabashed nw7 with clean face and a bird's nest when I'm bald.

better have bones like meeks then

 

[HerpDerpson]

better have bones like meeks then

Hair was holding him back.

 

[Deleted member 20064]

Just Cope and shave it bro.

 

[Deleted member 16220]

I don't understand why they all grow beards.

They have to balance out the face somehow

Yes I believe its to fraud the facial thirds a bit. Visually offsets the brains ability to straight up see the facial thirds as fucked. That’s probably why.

 

[HerpDerpson]

Yes I believe its to fraud the facial thirds a bit. Visually offsets the brains ability to straight up see the facial thirds as fucked. That’s probably why.

Interesting. There are other copes, Hulk Hogan made a bandana a part of his image, for example.

 

[Deleted member 16220]

Interesting. There are other copes, Hulk Hogan made a bandana a part of his image, for example.

Balding is a death sentence and I am balding uncontrollably on fin and dut and min and all of it.

 

[Account717]

I don't understand why they all grow beards.

Whats there not to understand? why would you want to look like a fucking egg

 

[HerpDerpson]

Whats there not to understand? why would you want to look like a fucking egg

Facial hair is gross. DHT had already deprived you of your scalp hair, are you gonna just let it win by letting it grow facepubes?

 

[AllesScheiße]

I hate this guy

 

[owlofathena]

shed tears. you can see from his videos that he regrets his choice dearly. now he has to bear being bald cult leader so he cant even have a change of mind

I don't think he regrets it tbh. Cause he knew 100 percent he was gonna lose it he had diffuse thinning am pretty sure which is the worst kind of balding btw

 

[WanderingBurro]

Wtf is that stunted bowl haircut. Clearly god only wanted to take away that hairline to save it from abuse

 

[Deprived]

Facial hair is gross. DHT had already deprived you of your scalp hair, are you gonna just let it win by letting it grow facepubes?

You kind of need stubble as a bald dude though cuz there's no way your prettyboymaxxing

 

[HerpDerpson]

You kind of need stubble as a bald dude though cuz there's no way your prettyboymaxxing

Haven't thought about that. You need some robustness for that too.
Good forbid you go bald as a truecel.

 

[Deprived]

Haven't thought about that. You need some robustness for that too.
Good forbid you go bald as a truecel.

You gotta put yourself in their shoes. Most balding guys have no idea about the importance of hair. Most are bloated and have bad lower thirds anyway. As a result they feel the need to fit a niche, being bald with a beard is classical masc maxxing. Also with all the virtue signaling women on social media they prob think it's an actual good idea.

I'd rather combover maxx though, or sacrifice my dick for hair regrowth via fin/dut ngl. Even when I was bluepilled I thought bald people and even short hair was ugly as hell.

 

[goff2]

You need great zygos, ramus and other strong and angular features to look good bald, not last a great head shape. But I don't get why nobody gets hair tricopigmentations. I've had bigger success with a super short buzzcut (1-2 mm) rather than with my straight and thin shitty hair.

 

[BucketCrab]

It's honestly terrifying how quickly he went bald, there was a video in which he showed how he went from full head of hair, 0 signs of balding to, like, NW7 in 2 years.

 

[oldcell]

I don't understand why they all grow beards.

Everyone looks better with it

Every single study confirm s that women prefers heavy stubble