THE BRUTAL STORY OF MY DADS MANLET FRIEND [MANLETS ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK]

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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


tagging 5'1 dravidians @chang cypionate @Hess @buccalfatremoval @ltnbrownacnecel @TheGreatDetective
well that was brutal. inb4 dnr.
 
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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


tagging 5'1 dravidians @chang cypionate @Hess @buccalfatremoval @ltnbrownacnecel @TheGreatDetective
wow you made me kill myself
 
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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


tagging 5'1 dravidians @chang cypionate @Hess @buccalfatremoval @ltnbrownacnecel @TheGreatDetective
yeh thats what happen to my older brother as well he is 5'4 and i am 6'1 he once brang a girl to our parents. home and i was at home she thought that i was the friend of his and once she found out that we were brothers she looked him dead at the eyes and told him ur an embarssing "And i cant date a guy who is younger brother is towering over you the older brother" and she just end it of with him and walked out he just looked at me with anger its pretty tragic and tbh with you blasting hgh will only get you max potential thats it if your parents are short and u blast hgh it wont make u grow that much taller to you genetic limit unless that kid has some growth defiency then u hgh would def make u grow way taller
 
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start blasting HGH
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Atp gotta geomaxx
 
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really feel for some of these short niggas, aint all that tall myself but well above avrg
 
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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


tagging 5'1 dravidians @chang cypionate @Hess @buccalfatremoval @ltnbrownacnecel @TheGreatDetective
and the saddest part of it all is that it was not his fault he didnt choose to be 5'5 and i am assuming this op is in the uk the adverage height in the uk is 5'10 and 5'5 is way too short thats the same height as a girl so imagine how poorly he was treated during his youth as well and that fact that he put up with his LTR saying this means that he had such a hard hard past life that any girl is good for him and yet there is chads who would fuck any girl he wants even he is jackass and a criminal girls would date him instead of that guy and his female looksmatch is fucking chad and having time of their life:feelswah:
 
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After eating out at a steakhouse me and my dad were on the way home when his friend suddenly asked us to pick him up

We were having a normal conversation until his friend brought up dating. 4 months ago they went out clubbing and the guy was almost in tears because he got rejected every girl

Why you ask? He is a 5'5 balding manlet. My dad suggested he wears lifts but he just said "nah mate what if they find out? It would be embarrassing"

Fast forward to our conversation he surprisingly got into a serious LTR. But when he asked about having kids he genuinely revealed the most brutal shit I've ever heard

He said that his girlfriend didn't want his kids because he was essentially a balding midget with a big nose, he would ruin the kids genetics and she wanted a sperm donor instead

She was so repulsed by his looks she would rather have another man's sperm than her lifelong boyfriend. The sad part is that he said this is the best 'relationship' he could get in

Any youngcels reading this, start blasting HGH and get your 8 hours because if you end up any height under 5'9 you will struggle in life, and that's putting it lightly. Height is universally important


tagging 5'1 dravidians @chang cypionate @Hess @buccalfatremoval @ltnbrownacnecel @TheGreatDetective
Bruuutal
I can relate
His best hope is surrogacy to pass on his genes
 
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and the saddest part of it all is that it was not his fault he didnt choose to be 5'5 and i am assuming this op is in the uk the adverage height in the uk is 5'10 and 5'5 is way too short thats the same height as a girl so imagine how poorly he was treated during his youth as well and that fact that he put up with his LTR saying this means that he had such a hard hard past life that any girl is good for him and yet there is chads who would fuck any girl he wants even he is jackass and a criminal girls would date him instead of that guy and his female looksmatch is fucking chad and having time of their life:feelswah:
Hopefully a meteor will strike the west
 
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dudee geomax only works if ur 5'9 not 5'5 if ur going to be a passport bro make sure to not bring the girl to the west
 
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I am a 4'3 dravadian please don't lump me with the tall lanklet 5'1ers 😢
 
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Natural selection at its finest
 
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