THE EVISCERATION OF DOUTZEN KROES. FRANK JACK ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

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To appease Mr. @Frank Jack, I will be using the most candid pictures to measure their features, and their best pic to measure ratios.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
Damnsheevendyedherhairinthispictoo
Adamnyeti

Cracking Up Lol GIF by NBA on TNT

Ight Ight. And for the Adriana Lima pics I'm using.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
Mywife
Uwu

Frank Jack having a heart attack. Lens distortion still doesn't slay this lady.

One thing to get out the way before this nigga types an essay.

1. "The Ideal Skin Color for women is White"

https://www.livescience.com/5860-attractiveness-based-partly-skin-color.html
The research focused on facial skin color among Caucasians, finding a light, yellowish complexion looks the healthiest. The skin color could indicate a healthy diet of fruits and vegetables, whose pigments are known to change the skin's hue, researchers suggest.
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RATIO TIME.

Damnsheevendyedherhairinthispictoo

ESR: 47.6% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.96 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.44 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.3 - 1.45)
Midface Ratio: 1.04 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.08 (Ideal)
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.59 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.4 - 1.69)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.44 (Unideal) Flaw #1
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 91% (Ideal. For Women, the range is 70 - 95%)
Bitemporal to Zygomatic Width: 75% (Unideal. For Women, the range is 88 - 100%) Flaw #2
Facial 3rds: The Forehead and Midface are exactly equal, but her lower 3rd is the tallest. When they aren't all equal for women, you'd want the upper 3rd to be slightly larger, unlike MALES having the largest lower 3rd (Unideal) Flaw #3

Nose Width to Innercanthus: Both sides of the nose sit within the inner canthus. This is more important for women than men, which is why I've never mentioned it. (Ideal. Her nose fits perfectly between)

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Side Profile

Limafogs

The Imgur Caption will be "Ideal" and Vice Versa.
PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.
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Features Time!


Alright, so the Female Eye Area is a lot different for women.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Medium to Low Set Brows.
2. Slight UEE, no UEE isn't good for women.
3. Slight Positive or Positively Tilted Eyebrows.
4. Dark & Slightly Dense Eyebrows.
5. Strong Prominent Eyelashes
6. Light Colored Eyes. (IDC, any female looks better with Light Blue or Green Eyes.)
7. Downturned Medial Canthus.
8. PFL to Height Ratio of 2.7 - 4.0
9. Almond Shape.
10. 10 - 15 deg of PCT. (Credit to @SteelTitan on enlightening me)

Ok. Let's Go.

EYE AREA
Yetimaxxed


Pros:
Low Set Eyebrows.
Slight UEE.
Slight Positive Tilt in Eyebrows.
Prominent Eyelashes
14.1 deg PCT.
Downturned Medial Canthus.
Blue Eyes.
PFL to Height Ratio: 3.03
Almond Shape.

Cons:
Those damn YETI TIER EYEBROWS. Flaw #5



(I just figured out you can add a fucking white line, instead of spamming dashes like an autist lol.)


Once Again, the female nose is very different from a Male's.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Straight or "Ski Slope" Nasal Bridge.
2. Very Slim Alar Width (AKA Fitting Between the Eyes)
3. Very Minimal to no nostril show.
4. Symmetrical (Lol yes, this is for both genders)
5. Upturned Tip
6. Supratip Break (Just look this one up. Basically, it's a little up at the end of the nose)



I'm actually not using the above picture for Doutzen's Nose. You'll see why soon.

Nose K


Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line (From Profile, just look at her side profile.).
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.

Cons:
Unholy amount of Alar Flare/Nostril Show. Flaw #5
Moon Crescent Nose Bridge. Flaw #6
Oprymaxxing

This flaw can be edited after shoot, or covered with makeup. Regardless, Korea sees everything.



What do ya know? The Jaw, Chin, and Lips are different for women too.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. A Short Chin, with a 2:1 Chin to Philtrum Ratio.
2. Gonions should be straight or inward tilted.
3. Lips Should be PLUMPED UP, but not Kylie Jenner Challenge Tier.
4. Lips can either sit straight atop eachother, or have a slight pout.
5. The Cupids Bow is essential
6. Light Pink is the Best Color



Lips K


Lips-

Pros:
Eveything, but the Cons.

Cons:
Cupids Bow 404. Unacceptable. Flaw #7

Chin/Jaw.
Pros:
Straight Gonions.
Harminous Short Chin.

Cons:
This might classify as nit picking, but her masseters really are too big.
Even though it's technically a flaw, I'm not gonna log it, because sometimes it comes and goes in certain pictures.




Skin: Too Pale. Flaw #8. Okay. Past this point, the "flaws" will not effect the final face rating.


ONTO HER BODY. DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING???????
PUTTING THIS NIGGA FRANK JACK AND THAT BITCH KROES IN THE GRAVE WITH THIS THREAD.

FlatchestedBITCH
Pancakeass

Pros:
Feminine Waist to Hip Ratio.
Cons:
FLAT CHESTED Flaw #9
Pancake Ass, there's pretty much no uplift from the Glute Muscle to the Upper Thigh. Flaw #10



Adriana Lima

Mywife

ESR: 46% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.99 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.3 (Ideal)
Midface Ratio: 1.06 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.57 (Unideal, women should honestly not go over 2.25) Flaw #1
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.65 (Ideal)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.86 (Ideal)
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 90% (Ideal)
Bitemporal to Zyomatic Width: 88% (Ideal)
Facial 3rds: Masculine Distribution (Unideal) Flaw #2
Nose Width to Inner Canthus: Nose fits right between the eyes. (Ideal)



SIDE PROFILE. Imma use the exact picture this nigga Frank Jack brings up when he's losing an argument about Lima vs Kroes.
Hot


PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.


EYE AREA

Uwu

Pros:
Man everything about the damn eye area, but I'll point out her PFL to Heigth Ratio for you "Masculine Eye Area" copers.
PFL to Height Ratio is 3.03. The DAMN SAME as Kroes.
Cons: None.




NOSE. Okay, her nose, just like Kroes is in an actually retarded position to accurately measure in candid.
Noseofmywife

Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line, also symmetrical in front view.
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.
Minimal Nostril Show.

Cons:
Her tip is a little boulbous. Flaw #3



Lower 3rd (Had to pull a new pic from insta. STILL A CANDID SELFIE)
Wowlips

Lips: No Cons.

Chin/Jaw:
Pros:
Even though her chin to philtrum ratio isn't ideal. Her chin still remains short and harminour in the Lower 3rd.
Her Gonions actually look inward, very feminine.
Small Masseters (Yes, I'm nitpicking)
Cons: None.

Skin: Perfect Olive/Yellow Tone.

Alright, just like last time. Any further flaws, will not impact the face rating.



BODY.
This actually really isn't fair, but here we go.

63 Adriana Lima Sexy Pictures Focus On Her Hypnotising Rear 1
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7a7f172212


Adriana lima naked 454828

Pros:
An actual pair of Female Tits.
An actual full ass.

Cons: Her hips could be wider Flaw #4.




FINAL RATING IS.

Adriana Lima 7 PSL
Doutzen Kroes 6.5 PSL


SCALE HERE.


IF FRANK JACK COPES AFTER THIS THREAD, HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

Also, Imma throw in Lima's smile as Flaw #5 because he'll certaintly bring that up.



@Adriana Lima
@AscendingHero
 

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Wow man
Must be a terrible day for Frank Jack, I hope he doesn't rope after this
 
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Lima fogs her
@Frank Jack just likes blondes too much
 
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He ain't gonna listen to you bro. It is what it is
 
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He ain't gonna listen to you bro. It is what it is
We'll see, he told me to make the thread. Maybe he actually somehow thought, it's humanly possible to objectively & appeal wise, fog Adriana Lima.
 
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We'll see, he told me to make the thread. Maybe he actually somehow thought, it's humanly possible to objectively & appeal wise, fog Adriana Lima.
Well for my own preference I like Victoria Bronova more than Lima, but he doesn't fog her either, not even close in that case tbh.
 
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Fuck that pussy boy simp faggot
 
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Well for my own preference I like Victoria Bronova more than Lima, but he doesn't fog her either, not even close in that case tbh.
Personal Preference is fine, but he thought Kroes stood a fighting chance Objectively.
 
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Brutal humiliation of that coper
 
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Lima fogs to oblivion:love:

Adriana lima moving hair
 
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Doutzen looks better tbh but I find Lima more attractive.

Doutzen's side is just so much better and Lima has more failos
No. She. Doesn't.

I literally showed picture proof.
 
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No. She. Doesn't.

I literally showed picture proof.
The kroes masseters werent a failo until he lost fatpads imo + the eyebrow pic is from a phoyo where she dyed them
 
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Listen to her when she was like 19 - 25 in interviews.

Cigs really destroyed her voice.

It's still very attractive though. She used to sound like an angel prior to cigs.

@germanlooks
 
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The kroes masseters werent a failo until he lost fatpads imo + the eyebrow pic is from a phoyo where she dyed them
That's why I specifically didn't count the Massters on the flaw list.

And no, that's the opposite. Her eyebrows are naturally blonde like that.

She said it herself in a Vogue Makeup Video.
 
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That's why I specifically didn't count the Massters on the flaw list.

And no, that's the opposite. Her eyebrows are naturally blonde like that.

She said it herself in a Vogue Makeup Video.
Does that rly count as a failo if its so easily fixable?
 
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yeah doutzen looks way better
 
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Does that rly count as a failo if its so easily fixable?
Yes, large masseters on both genders are an objective flaw.

Brad Pitt is a huge outlier to the rule and shouldn't be an example.

They're fixable if not genetic. If you have a habit of over chewing food, or teethed a ton as a baby.

Then Masseter Atrophy is all you need, if not, botox to the masseters.
 
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Yes, large masseters on both genders are an objective flaw.

Brad Pitt is a huge outlier to the rule and shouldn't be an example.

They're fixable if not genetic. If you have a habit of over chewing food, or teethed a ton as a baby.

Then Masseter Atrophy is all you need, if not, botox to the masseters.
Oh I meant the eyebrows lol

Why doesnt pitt's masseters failo him? Is it cuz of his large neurocranium
 
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actually? its not even close

lima is so overrated just like gandy is for men. My ex looked better than lima

HD wallpaper adriana lima 204 doutzen kroes celebrity people adriana lima
 
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Oh I meant the eyebrows lol

Why doesnt pitt's masseters failo him? Is it cuz of his large neurocranium
Oh yea, the eyebrows are a huge fuck up.

Sparse blonde eyebrows are terrible, hence why in every single one of her shoots, they're colored darker.

Pitt is not only a man, but also his facial features and ratios accomidated to his over sized masseters.
 
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both subhuman roasties


virgin 15yo Pimenova or nothing
 
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actually? its not even close

lima is so overrated just like gandy is for men. My ex looked better than lima

View attachment 1549693
Whateva helps you cope at night.

I specifically said her smile is worse than Kroes.

So when you show side by sides of them smiling, DUH KROES WILL LOOK BETTER.

Straight face Lima makes this bitch invisible.
 
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Oh yea, the eyebrows are a huge fuck up.

Sparse blonde eyebrows are terrible, hence why in every single one of her shoots, they're colored darker.

Pitt is not only a man, but also his facial features and ratios accomidated to his over sized masseters.
Do a breakdown of pitt's magic harmony. He's got multiple inideal features but still looks insnae
 
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Whateva helps you cope at night.

I specifically said her smile is worse than Kroes.

So when you show side by sides of them smiling, DUH KROES WILL LOOK BETTER.

Straight face Lima makes this bitch invisible.

lima talking was also repulsive, its not a small fucking failo now is it? (not talking about voice)

if she looks like shit the moment she opens her mouth she is simply not all that period. I sure as hell wanna talk to my women not have her mouth shut 24/7
 
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lima talking was also repulsive, its not a small fucking failo now is it? (not talking about voice)

if she looks like shit the moment she opens her mouth she is simply not all that period. I sure as hell wanna talk to my women not have her mouth shut 24/7
COPE OVERDOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
 
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lima talking was also repulsive, its not a small fucking failo now is it? (not talking about voice)

if she looks like shit the moment she opens her mouth she is simply not all that period. I sure as hell wanna talk to my women not have her mouth shut 24/7
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Doutzen Kroes is being FOGGED to oblivion by a black pussy here :what:
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Unfrauded pics

Also >muh Lima has no ass
>better ass than all other models
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Latin ass :what:
 
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bumb before I sleep.
 
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View attachment 1549459

To appease Mr. @Frank Jack, I will be using the most candid pictures to measure their features, and their best pic to measure ratios.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
View attachment 1549466View attachment 1549468

Cracking Up Lol GIF by NBA on TNT

Ight Ight. And for the Adriana Lima pics I'm using.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
View attachment 1549475View attachment 1549476
Frank Jack having a heart attack. Lens distortion still doesn't slay this lady.

One thing to get out the way before this nigga types an essay.

1. "The Ideal Skin Color for women is White"

https://www.livescience.com/5860-attractiveness-based-partly-skin-color.html
The research focused on facial skin color among Caucasians, finding a light, yellowish complexion looks the healthiest. The skin color could indicate a healthy diet of fruits and vegetables, whose pigments are known to change the skin's hue, researchers suggest.
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RATIO TIME.

View attachment 1549466

ESR: 47.6% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.96 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.44 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.3 - 1.45)
Midface Ratio: 1.04 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.08 (Ideal)
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.59 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.4 - 1.69)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.44 (Unideal) Flaw #1
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 91% (Ideal. For Women, the range is 70 - 95%)
Bitemporal to Zygomatic Width: 75% (Unideal. For Women, the range is 88 - 100%) Flaw #2
Facial 3rds: The Forehead and Midface are exactly equal, but her lower 3rd is the tallest. When they aren't all equal for women, you'd want the upper 3rd to be slightly larger, unlike MALES having the largest lower 3rd (Unideal) Flaw #3

Nose Width to Innercanthus: Both sides of the nose sit within the inner canthus. This is more important for women than men, which is why I've never mentioned it. (Ideal. Her nose fits perfectly between)

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Side Profile

View attachment 1549516
The Imgur Caption will be "Ideal" and Vice Versa.
PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.
-------------------------------
Features Time!


Alright, so the Female Eye Area is a lot different for women.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Medium to Low Set Brows.
2. Slight UEE, no UEE isn't good for women.
3. Slight Positive or Positively Tilted Eyebrows.
4. Dark & Slightly Dense Eyebrows.
5. Strong Prominent Eyelashes
6. Light Colored Eyes. (IDC, any female looks better with Light Blue or Green Eyes.)
7. Downturned Medial Canthus.
8. PFL to Height Ratio of 2.7 - 4.0
9. Almond Shape.
10. 10 - 15 deg of PCT. (Credit to @SteelTitan on enlightening me)

Ok. Let's Go.

EYE AREA
View attachment 1549568

Pros:
Low Set Eyebrows.
Slight UEE.
Slight Positive Tilt in Eyebrows.
Prominent Eyelashes
14.1 deg PCT.
Downturned Medial Canthus.
Blue Eyes.
PFL to Height Ratio: 3.03
Almond Shape.

Cons:
Those damn YETI TIER EYEBROWS. Flaw #5



(I just figured out you can add a fucking white line, instead of spamming dashes like an autist lol.)


Once Again, the female nose is very different from a Male's.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Straight or "Ski Slope" Nasal Bridge.
2. Very Slim Alar Width (AKA Fitting Between the Eyes)
3. Very Minimal to no nostril show.
4. Symmetrical (Lol yes, this is for both genders)
5. Upturned Tip
6. Supratip Break (Just look this one up. Basically, it's a little up at the end of the nose)



I'm actually not using the above picture for Doutzen's Nose. You'll see why soon.

View attachment 1549578

Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line (From Profile, just look at her side profile.).
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.

Cons:
Unholy amount of Alar Flare/Nostril Show. Flaw #5
Moon Crescent Nose Bridge. Flaw #6
View attachment 1549580
This flaw can be edited after shoot, or covered with makeup. Regardless, Korea sees everything.



What do ya know? The Jaw, Chin, and Lips are different for women too.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. A Short Chin, with a 2:1 Chin to Philtrum Ratio.
2. Gonions should be straight or inward tilted.
3. Lips Should be PLUMPED UP, but not Kylie Jenner Challenge Tier.
4. Lips can either sit straight atop eachother, or have a slight pout.
5. The Cupids Bow is essential
6. Light Pink is the Best Color



View attachment 1549586

Lips-

Pros:
Eveything, but the Cons.

Cons:
Cupids Bow 404. Unacceptable. Flaw #7

Chin/Jaw.
Pros:
Straight Gonions.
Harminous Short Chin.

Cons:
This might classify as nit picking, but her masseters really are too big.
Even though it's technically a flaw, I'm not gonna log it, because sometimes it comes and goes in certain pictures.




Skin: Too Pale. Flaw #8. Okay. Past this point, the "flaws" will not effect the final face rating.


ONTO HER BODY. DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING???????
PUTTING THIS NIGGA FRANK JACK AND THAT BITCH KROES IN THE GRAVE WITH THIS THREAD.

View attachment 1549607View attachment 1549609

Pros:
Feminine Waist to Hip Ratio.
Cons:
FLAT CHESTED Flaw #9
Pancake Ass, there's pretty much no uplift from the Glute Muscle to the Upper Thigh. Flaw #10



Adriana Lima

View attachment 1549475

ESR: 46% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.99 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.3 (Ideal)
Midface Ratio: 1.06 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.57 (Unideal, women should honestly not go over 2.25) Flaw #1
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.65 (Ideal)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.86 (Ideal)
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 90% (Ideal)
Bitemporal to Zyomatic Width: 88% (Ideal)
Facial 3rds: Masculine Distribution (Unideal) Flaw #2
Nose Width to Inner Canthus: Nose fits right between the eyes. (Ideal)



SIDE PROFILE. Imma use the exact picture this nigga Frank Jack brings up when he's losing an argument about Lima vs Kroes.
View attachment 1549622

PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.


EYE AREA

View attachment 1549649
Pros:
Man everything about the damn eye area, but I'll point out her PFL to Heigth Ratio for you "Masculine Eye Area" copers.
PFL to Height Ratio is 3.03. The DAMN SAME as Kroes.
Cons: None.




NOSE. Okay, her nose, just like Kroes is in an actually retarded position to accurately measure in candid.
View attachment 1549651
Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line, also symmetrical in front view.
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.
Minimal Nostril Show.

Cons:
Her tip is a little boulbous. Flaw #3



Lower 3rd (Had to pull a new pic from insta. STILL A CANDID SELFIE)
View attachment 1549655
Lips: No Cons.

Chin/Jaw:
Pros:
Even though her chin to philtrum ratio isn't ideal. Her chin still remains short and harminour in the Lower 3rd.
Her Gonions actually look inward, very feminine.
Small Masseters (Yes, I'm nitpicking)
Cons: None.

Skin: Perfect Olive/Yellow Tone.

Alright, just like last time. Any further flaws, will not impact the face rating.



BODY.
This actually really isn't fair, but here we go.

View attachment 1549659View attachment 1549661View attachment 1549665


Pros:
An actual pair of Female Tits.
An actual full ass.

Cons: Her hips could be wider Flaw #4.




FINAL RATING IS.

Adriana Lima 7 PSL
Doutzen Kroes 6.5 PSL


SCALE HERE.


IF FRANK JACK COPES AFTER THIS THREAD, HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

Also, Imma throw in Lima's smile as Flaw #5 because he'll certaintly bring that up.



@Adriana Lima
@AscendingHero
Bodied that mf, sat the child down and tucked him in good night.

The ultimate Lima superiority vindication thread.

Thanks OP😌
 
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Bodied that mf, sat the child down and tucked him in good night.

The ultimate Lima superiority vindication thread.

Thanks OP😌
Man Lima decimated this normie.

Not even close.
 
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Frank Jack's opinons are largely wild and subjective, ignore most of his posts for your own sanity if you want to last here.

Many users have had similar threads on him JFL
 
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Why did you write an entire essay when all you had to do was call him a femboy lover :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Doutzen Kroes had a nice ass. It's one of the few redeeming features of her body (other than her height and legs); she has broad shoulders and her midsection is bulky. You just used a post-prime picture of her (which constantly happens when trying to disqualify a woman on here).
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I agree that her masseters and gonions are too bulky. Her face is aesthetically special, but it doesn't do anything for me (even when she was 18).

Adriana Lima got breast implants sometime in her 20s; she was never naturally busty. That being said, her natural tits were very nice (she had good nipples and shape). Overall, she had a solid body (better than Kroes').
Adriana Lima Betsey Johnson 1998


Lima's main limiting factor is her weak lower third. She and the modeling industry are aware of that, which is probably why you can't find any good examples of her side profile in her prime.
 
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Your credibility went out the window after claiming that LOW set brows could possibly be ideal for women:lul:
 
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Brutal. not a single letter, but nonetheless brutal
 
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BUMPING THIS HIGH IQ MASTERPIECE

ON BEHALF OF @Gargantuan

WE APPROVE!
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Your credibility went out the window after claiming that LOW set brows could possibly be ideal for women:lul:
they are.
 
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