The face doesn't matter if you're extremely hunchbacked

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All you need to mop is to be extremely tattered with tanned skin. I learned this from an old friend who went from a low normal with an almost misshapen eye area to a chad lit. Being auto-shredded gives you a jaw line and generally hollow cheeks (assuming extremely low BF). The trick is to post photos on IG where you're basically half-naked and covered in blobs of sweat and call them "progress photos" and put a motivational quote from Gym in the caption.
This usually only appeals to gay men, but low IQ people fall for this shit easily (especially when they're ovulating). Never make your face the focus of the photo, only your jaw, which you must tense. Beaches always wear sunglasses and are always shirtless; Sunglasses turn every Shredded nit into a Chad lite by simply covering the eye area.
Sounds like a meme but he's currently in Ibiza fucking girls and posting his IG story (again note the crappy eye area). The best part about having a gym account on IG is you are basically posting soft core porn of yourself but no one can call you because it is seen as "gym motivation". Disclaimer: Works best if you have a good phenotype that allows for tanned skin with good coloring, typically Med or Arabian. It has to be >6', otherwise it doesn't matter. click on Reserval for more
 
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
 
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i lost so many braincells trying to reread this fuck this shit niga
 
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
 
Go fuck yourself
 
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