the fartpill ended me

[Deleted member 15854]

i thought it was a silent but deadly, and i could blame it on this asian guy who sits near me if any1 did suspect me. but nah, it was loud and proud. everyone on my half of the class heard it. this girl i have crush on looked at me with disgust like im some weirdo, it was so embarrassing bro. brutal, if i was chad, ppl wouldve been teehee and laughed it off but because im ltn, ive brutally statusminned. its truly over now.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Whenever I fart, people laugh.

'haha do you have cancer bro?'

 

[Deleted member 15854]

Whenever I fart, people laugh.

'haha do you have cancer bro?'

im sorry, i dont think i understand your joke. but take my jfl anyways kind stranger

 

[Deleted member 17791]

im sorry, i dont think i understand your joke. but take my jfl anyways kind stranger

I don't get it either. But that's what they said once.

 

[Deleted member 15854]

im not sure ill ever be able to recover from this. fartpill truly ended me. i think she was the one bro, i truly felt something

 

[Deleted member 15854]

that one fart was a brutal butterfly effect, my life couldve been completely different had i not farted so loudly at that moment

 

[Deleted member 17345]

Why am I getting notifications from this shitpost?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

im not sure ill ever be able to recover from this. fartpill truly ended me. i think she was the one bro, i truly felt something

that one fart was a brutal butterfly effect, my life couldve been completely different had i not farted so loudly at that moment

Fart max and become the fartman. No point in doing anything else. Your destiny is to become the great stink

 

[Deleted member 15854]

Fart max and become the fartman. No point in doing anything else. Your destiny is to become the great stink

your right bro, this is the beggining of a new saga, i am now fartman

 

[Deleted member 17791]

your right bro, this is the beggining of a new saga, i am now fartman

Yep, you need to niche maxx. Learn how to burp on command too. The way you do that is you suck air into your stomach.

 

[Deleted member 19064]

Chad can literally crop dust the entire high school classroom with fecal matter and Stacy cheer leaders will laugh like its the funniest joke you've ever told them.

 

[Deleted member 15854]

Chad can literally crop dust the entire high school classroom with fecal matter and Stacy cheer leaders will laugh like its the funniest joke you've ever told them.

ikr bro, fartpill truly is one of the most brutal pills to swallow

 

[Blackpilled1027]

Ngl in this situation only humors save you
You should had make joke of it

 

[Danish_Retard]

OP's fart

 

[Deleted member 22093]

You should've caught it with your hand and threw it in her face

 

[Deleted member 15854]

@mods can this be botb pls? i think the fartpill is a very severe pill that needs more awareness, i see nowon else talking about this despite the great ramifications and prevalence it has in our contemporary society

 

[Deleted member 15854]

if i wouldve known this earlier, i wouldnt have become such a fartcel, brutal

 

[Deleted member 23848]

Should have minionmaxxed bro its over

 

[banjojones]

i thought it was a silent but deadly, and i could blame it on this asian guy who sits near me if any1 did suspect me. but nah, it was loud and proud. everyone on my half of the class heard it. this girl i have crush on looked at me with disgust like im some weirdo, it was so embarrassing bro. brutal, if i was chad, ppl wouldve been teehee and laughed it off but because im ltn, ive brutally statusminned. its truly over now.

Stare down the class to maintain dominance and say: “damn right i farted watchu gonaa do bitches!”

 

[highT]

fartpilled again

 

[Deusmaximus]

 

[Baldingman1998]

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Nice lips

 

[BongMog]

Bump legendary thread

 

[Deleted member 15854]

i thought it was a silent but deadly, and i could blame it on this asian guy who sits near me if any1 did suspect me. but nah, it was loud and proud. everyone on my half of the class heard it. this girl i have crush on looked at me with disgust like im some weirdo, it was so embarrassing bro. brutal, if i was chad, ppl wouldve been teehee and laughed it off but because im ltn, ive brutally statusminned. its truly over now.

so this was my most reacted post. says alot ngl. wow.

 

[gribsufer1]

i thought it was a silent but deadly, and i could blame it on this asian guy who sits near me if any1 did suspect me. but nah, it was loud and proud. everyone on my half of the class heard it. this girl i have crush on looked at me with disgust like im some weirdo, it was so embarrassing bro. brutal, if i was chad, ppl wouldve been teehee and laughed it off but because im ltn, ive brutally statusminned. its truly over now.

what race is the girl

 

[Deleted member 15854]

what race is the girl

mexican, her name was rita jfl

 

[gribsufer1]

mexican, her name was rita jfl

shouldve looked at her and said oh that was last nights tacos ur mom made after i fucked her

 

[chadcel;]

OP's fart
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Does anyone else do this every time you use a public bathroom?

 

[futureashtray]

i thought it was a silent but deadly, and i could blame it on this asian guy who sits near me if any1 did suspect me. but nah, it was loud and proud. everyone on my half of the class heard it. this girl i have crush on looked at me with disgust like im some weirdo, it was so embarrassing bro. brutal, if i was chad, ppl wouldve been teehee and laughed it off but because im ltn, ive brutally statusminned. its truly over now.

why tf would you let it out?

 

[Deleted member 31560]

why tf would you let it out?

of all threads why did you just revive this

 

[futureashtray]

of all threads why did you just revive this

Had to have a few laughs then go to sleep

 

[Deleted member 31560]

Had to have a few laughs then go to sleep

not going to lie i laughed too