AscendHQ
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I genuinely think my FBI agent is my biggest hater.
Bro has watched me spend 45 minutes getting ready just to leave the house for 12 minutes.
He watched me change outfits six times.
Saw me turn around in the mirror like I was auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
Watched me leave.
Saw me catch my reflection in a car window.
Walk back inside.
Change shirts.
Leave again.
If I was my FBI agent I’d resign.
Imagine clocking in to work just to watch a guy rotate 37 degrees to find his “good side.”

Bro has watched me spend 45 minutes getting ready just to leave the house for 12 minutes.
He watched me change outfits six times.
Saw me turn around in the mirror like I was auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
Watched me leave.
Saw me catch my reflection in a car window.
Walk back inside.
Change shirts.
Leave again.
If I was my FBI agent I’d resign.
Imagine clocking in to work just to watch a guy rotate 37 degrees to find his “good side.”