The FBI Case

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I genuinely think my FBI agent is my biggest hater.
Bro has watched me spend 45 minutes getting ready just to leave the house for 12 minutes.
He watched me change outfits six times.
Saw me turn around in the mirror like I was auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
Watched me leave.
Saw me catch my reflection in a car window.
Walk back inside.
Change shirts.
Leave again.
If I was my FBI agent I’d resign.
Imagine clocking in to work just to watch a guy rotate 37 degrees to find his “good side.”
:soy:
 
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I genuinely think my FBI agent is my biggest hater.
Bro has watched me spend 45 minutes getting ready just to leave the house for 12 minutes.
He watched me change outfits six times.
Saw me turn around in the mirror like I was auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
Watched me leave.
Saw me catch my reflection in a car window.
Walk back inside.
Change shirts.
Leave again.
If I was my FBI agent I’d resign.
Imagine clocking in to work just to watch a guy rotate 37 degrees to find his “good side.”
:soy:
It’s ok bro your flaws probably aren’t even as brutal as you think they are it’s just that the more you look at your face the more you’ll find flaws when your walking down the street nobody will even notice
 
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It’s ok bro your flaws probably aren’t even as brutal as you think they are it’s just that the more you look at your face the more you’ll find flaws when your walking down the street nobody will even notice
Nigga you can’t be serios :lul:
 
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It’s ok bro your flaws probably aren’t even as brutal as you think they are it’s just that the more you look at your face the more you’ll find flaws when your walking down the street nobody will even notice
This :forcedsmile:is sum bs thered I made
 
Nigga you can’t be serios :lul:
Nigga I’m being fr think of it from a logical point of view if your a normie or below average I promise you nobody will even take their time out of their day to glance at you + your going to be from a distance they won’t see your face aswell but what I’m saying it’s true it’s the reason why people end up getting surgeries and botching themselves like for example people thinking their nose is too big n getting surgery when it’s not necessary
 
Nigga I’m being fr think of it from a logical point of view if your a normie or below average I promise you nobody will even take their time out of their day to glance at you + your going to be from a distance they won’t see your face aswell but what I’m saying it’s true it’s the reason why people end up getting surgeries and botching themselves like for example people thinking their nose is too big n getting surgery when it’s not necessary
:feelsgood: Ok bro but this post was only for bs and I already know what to do what surgeries I need
 
I genuinely think my FBI agent is my biggest hater.
Bro has watched me spend 45 minutes getting ready just to leave the house for 12 minutes.
He watched me change outfits six times.
Saw me turn around in the mirror like I was auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
Watched me leave.
Saw me catch my reflection in a car window.
Walk back inside.
Change shirts.
Leave again.
If I was my FBI agent I’d resign.
Imagine clocking in to work just to watch a guy rotate 37 degrees to find his “good side.”
:soy:
ur fbi agent is just the back of yo mind talkin
 
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what level of narcissism is this
 
Wdym this is normal behaviour when you’re insecure like everybody else on this forum
im immensely insecure but i dont do this
 

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