the final guide to opening suturese

[Deleted member 120358]

forget everything you know about opening sutures
i jumped off of my roof and massai jumped and it opened up the sutures in all of my skull im not even fucking lying
ok so i jumped off my roof as a joke and wheni landed i landed like a massai jump
last night i got an x ray that confirmed all of my sutures are open
some of them more than others like for example: my maxilla suture is 90% open, my mid palatal suture is about at 50%
doctors confirmed, so did chatgpt
I call it the "Twin tower skyskraper method"
xray here:

 

[Deleted member 120358]

 

[Deleted member 75206]

Better Than thumbpull? I need to fix my maxilla

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Better Than thumbpull? I need to fix my maxilla

combinw with thumbpulling nnonce

 

[Deleted member 120358]

@Orc @androgenic @Clavicular @enchanted_elixir @Amnesia

 

[Deleted member 120358]

@Clavicular

 

[Deleted member 75206]

bump @SyrianPsycho

 

[Deleted member 120358]

bump @SyrianPsycho

@SyrianPsycho i saw u on tiktok bhai u seem knowledgable

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Hello?

 

[DR. NICKGA]

You are joking

 

[Sceriff06]

Why aren't these users banned? They are absolutely useless for the purpose of this forum.

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Why aren't these users banned? They are absolutely useless for the purpose of this forum.

You are joking

What did you rodents add to this conversation? I provided x rays

 

[DR. NICKGA]

What did you rodents add to this conversation? I provided x rays

Make a pic of the bruise

 

[Deleted member 110192]

forget everything you know about opening sutures
i jumped off of my roof and massai jumped and it opened up the sutures in all of my skull im not even fucking lying
ok so i jumped off my roof as a joke and wheni landed i landed like a massai jump
last night i got an x ray that confirmed all of my sutures are open
some of them more than others like for example: my maxilla suture is 90% open, my mid palatal suture is about at 50%
doctors confirmed, so did chatgpt
I call it the "Twin tower skyskraper method"
xray here:
View attachment 3732837

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Make a pic of the bruise

 

[Sceriff06]

What did you rodents add to this conversation? I provided x rays

So you're advising everyone to do what you did?

 

[Deleted member 120358]

So you're advising everyone to do what you did?

Yes it was only like a 10 foot jump and if u do the massai technique good it won't hurt

 

[Deleted member 120358]

Bump