The first time I tried robbing someone of their phone was a disaster

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I was about 13 or 14 years old. My bestfriend and I had been suspended from school for fighting each other. We frequently did this, so we'd have an excuse for our parents not to go to school. So, we are travelling on a TFL bus (If you're from england, you know what a tfl bus is) and we are heading to our block to gangbang. Some little 5ft1 white kid got on the bus, I was about 5ft11/6ft at the time. This little white kid was friends with my bestfriend, but I didn't know him. This little kid pulls out his brand new iPhone and starts watching porn on the bus. Him and my friend are laughing about it. In the meantime, I'm having devilish thoughts. Thinking about robbing his iPhone (Thinking this was a big mistake. Never rob someone that you have mutual friends with). Anyway, this little kid gets off the bus and I follow him. My friend stays on the bus because his house is a couple stops away and wants to change out of his school clothes before coming out to chill.

So this kid turns into some residential street. I decided this would be a great time to pounce. There is only one random guy on a bicycle across the street so who gives a shit? (Another big mistake never attempt to rob someone when there are spectators) So I pull out my knife and say to the kid "Yoo g, give me your phone or I'll poke you up". I hadn't even laid hands on this kid yet, but he starts screaming and running away. I catch up to him and kick his legs and he trips, the guy that was on the bicycle starts running over and shouting "OII GET OFF HIM!!" and people on this residential street start opening their doors because they hear all the commotion. So I just aborted the mission and ran away before things got even more hectic.

So I ran away and my dumbass got on a TFL bus literally two minutes from the crime scene and I used my Oyster card to get on this bus which was linked to my ID. :lul::lul::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

Obviously, a couple of months down the line, I got arrested for this. But fortunately, got let off with a caution as it was my first offence.

So what should you takeaway from my story?

1. Never rob a friend of a friend
2. If you rob someone, walk them into an alleyway or block them in somewhere so they cannot run away
3. Do not tap into a TFL bus with something ID related. (Use cash only) 🤦‍♂️
 
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Incel luck right there
 
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Nigga shit as usual then you fucks wonder why people hate you lot
 
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Nigga shit as usual then you fucks wonder why people hate you lot
Lmao.

I was young and ignorant back then. I haven't done something like that since I was 15

But, if I had robbed that white kid's phone, his parents would've probably replaced it that same day. My parents on other hand the only phone they could afford to buy me was some shitty thing that cost £20
 
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Lmao.

I was young and ignorant back then. I haven't done something like that since I was 15

But, if I had robbed that white kid's phone, his parents would've probably replaced it that same day. My parents on other hand the only phone they could afford to buy me was some shitty thing that cost £20
Fkn ell ngl I didn’t even read the story how long ago was this fucks sake. You should have stole it and sold it for Goy bucks
 
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Fkn ell ngl I didn’t even read the story how long ago was this fucks sake. You should have stole it and sold it for Goy bucks
read my story bruv or ill shank u
 
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I was about 13 or 14 years old. My bestfriend and I had been suspended from school for fighting each other. We frequently did this, so we'd have an excuse for our parents not to go to school. So, we are travelling on a TFL bus (If you're from england, you know what a tfl bus is) and we are heading to our block to gangbang. Some little 5ft1 white kid got on the bus, I was about 5ft11/6ft at the time. This little white kid was friends with my bestfriend, but I didn't know him. This little kid pulls out his brand new iPhone and starts watching porn on the bus. Him and my friend are laughing about it. In the meantime, I'm having devilish thoughts. Thinking about robbing his iPhone (Thinking this was a big mistake. Never rob someone that you have mutual friends with). Anyway, this little kid gets off the bus and I follow him. My friend stays on the bus because his house is a couple stops away and wants to change out of his school clothes before coming out to chill.

So this kid turns into some residential street. I decided this would be a great time to pounce. There is only one random guy on a bicycle across the street so who gives a shit? (Another big mistake never attempt to rob someone when there are spectators) So I pull out my knife and say to the kid "Yoo g, give me your phone or I'll poke you up". I hadn't even laid hands on this kid yet, but he starts screaming and running away. I catch up to him and kick his legs and he trips, the guy that was on the bicycle starts running over and shouting "OII GET OFF HIM!!" and people on this residential street start opening their doors because they hear all the commotion. So I just aborted the mission and ran away before things got even more hectic.

So I ran away and my dumbass got on a TFL bus literally two minutes from the crime scene and I used my Oyster card to get on this bus which was linked to my ID. :lul::lul::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

Obviously, a couple of months down the line, I got arrested for this. But fortunately, got let off with a caution as it was my first offence.

So what should you takeaway from my story?

1. Never rob a friend of a friend
2. If you rob someone, walk them into an alleyway or block them in somewhere so they cannot run away
3. Do not tap into a TFL bus with something ID related. (Use cash only) 🤦‍♂️
5'1 at 14? It's over for him.
 
5'1 at 14? It's over for him.
Was probably taller. I estimate heights like a foid JFL

Let's just say this, he was short enough that I felt he posed no threat to me at all
 
Tales from the inner city
 
Was probably taller. I estimate heights like a foid JFL

Let's just say this, he was short enough that I felt he posed no threat to me at all
If you are under 5'8 when you are 14 it's over. Doesn't matter if he is 5'1 or 5'7. Foid wont fuck him anyway. Even at that age Chads get their cock sucked by those 14yo JB's
 
You stupid nigger this is why white people fucking hate us stop acting like some hoop scoring african american jungle bunny nigger holy shit
 
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"Yoo g, give me your phone or I'll poke you up"

jfl at this. Caged:feelskek:
 
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You stupid nigger this is why white people fucking hate us stop acting like some hoop scoring african american jungle bunny nigger holy shit
Lmao. This happened when I was like 13/14.

I rot on forums now, ofc I don't do that anymore
 
You stupid nigger this is why white people fucking hate us stop acting like some hoop scoring african american jungle bunny nigger holy shit
You look more curry than black
 
"Yoo g, give me your phone or I'll poke you up"

jfl at this. Caged:feelskek:
Wanna know the funny thing?

Despite me being low inhib enough to rob people back then, I was still too high inhib to speak to girls :lul::feelswhy:
 
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Wanna know the funny thing?

Despite me being low inhib enough to rob people back then, I was still too high inhib to speak to girls :lul::feelswhy:
girls are scary:feelsgiga:
 
Lmao. This happened when I was like 13/14.

I rot on forums now, ofc I don't do that anymore
You probably switched to online shit now :feelswhere:
 
Are you Black by any chance?
 
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Wanna know the funny thing?

Despite me being low inhib enough to rob people back then, I was still too high inhib to speak to girls :lul::feelswhy:
possibly due to gynocentric type of universe we live in. Rejection could create gossip about your person which would be negative and other guys maybe would tease you about it and you hated the idea of it happening while dudes should R hoes and never care about what they think 'bout.
 
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Stupid niggers ruining western society
 
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But, if I had robbed that white kid's phone, his parents would've probably replaced it that same day. My parents on other hand the only phone they could afford to buy me was some shitty thing that cost £20
tell yo broke ass parents to get their money up then
 
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stfu. just be greatful you spawned into a well off family and didn't have to get your hands dirty
I'm just forever grateful not to be born the colour of faeces
 
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Obviously this was in london
 
Damn ur actually a thug?

Also high IQ ditching strategy wtf
 
Damn ur actually a thug?

Also high IQ ditching strategy wtf
Nah. I stopped doing that shit at 15. For the past 3 years, I've just been a recluse. no friends, social life, etc. Just nonstop studycelling
 
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Jfl at the state of the UK when people are only being given warnings for their first knife crime
 
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Jfl at the state of the UK when people are only being given warnings for their first knife crime
Got caught with one of those hammers for breaking windows (used it for breaking into cars) and got caution for that aswell :ROFLMAO:

UK system is so chill. I think in another country i would have easily ended up in prison for the shit ive been caught for
 
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Tell more gangsta stories
 
Got caught with one of those hammers for breaking windows (used it for breaking into cars) and got caution for that aswell :ROFLMAO:

UK system is so chill. I think in another country i would have easily ended up in prison for the shit ive been caught for
UK is such a shit hole. I'm pretty sure the government does this on purpose because they want it to become shitter.
 
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any country run by/on liberal policies ends up this way. leftists are literally all retarded
 
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