The foid anus is too close to the pussy

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I've noticed that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not too sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flat and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so carefree thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Foids; please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available for sex. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whose anus is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficuilt. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men; do not let foids forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
 
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Men; do not let foids forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
I personally, when fucking a girl for the first time, always take a mirror and show her hw close her anus is to her hole... they all roped :feelsrope:
 
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No it's hot. The closer her asshole is to her pussy, the more high E she is
 
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Only disturbs incels
 
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No it's hot. The closer her asshole is to her pussy, the more high E she is
Also, such girls are GREAT to make friends:

Balls


Bros forever :feelshehe:
 
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ye, i always accidentally stick my penis into their assholes :feelsgood:
 
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ye, i always accidentally stick my penis into their assholes :feelsgood:
"Sry babe, it's just your asshole was so close to your pussy... i'll try to aim better next time..."

Next time:
high-heels-stumble.gif

:feelshehe:
 
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stupid ass thread.

edit: nevermind I read it and it's somewhat funny.
 
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Yeah for that reason I primarily prefer women with cock and balls
 
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Bruh this is a pasta right
 
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Ffs redditcels stealing my speeches now, can’t a nigga have a little peace
 
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there are many levels of retardation
 
i want to sniff foid anus
 
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This means low testosterone...
"After adjusting for age the serum testosterone increased by 20.1 ng/dl"

20ng is nothing tho, so by this logic because my distance is 8cm, i only have 80ng more testosterone then a guy with 4cm. Disappointed ngl.
 
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No it's hot. The closer her asshole is to her pussy, the more high E she is
Technically it is low testosterone, not high E, but you're right that it is a feminine trait.
 
I've noticed that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not too sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flat and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so carefree thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Foids; please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available for sex. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whose anus is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficuilt. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men; do not let foids forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
Id pay big bucks to listen to a gigachad say this in a bar to a group of beckies
 
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A tight, smooth asshole turns me on😩
 
Indeed, one inch apart from heaven
 

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