The NEW iPhone 12 may kill you -- France immediately banned Apple's new phone because of dangerous electromagnetic radiation levels

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Ah, yes, the new iPhone changes everything because it fucking kills you. Thus, changes everything in your life. VERY clever sales pitch, Apple. I'm so jelly.
 
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Phone Death GIF by Grim D. Reaper #grmdrpr
 
great source of reliable information. brietbart.com
 
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In other news, aliens are real and will attack earth
Hahahahahha
 
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In other news, aliens are real and will attack earth
Hahahahahha
They're already here buddy boi! They landed in these people's backyard and have begun the terraforming of our planet and in all places, Las Vegas:


After that incident, yesterday, Vegas experienced the largest blackout in the history of the universe!


It appears the aliens not only know how to attack our systems but also appreciate the value of currency. WE'RE FUCKED!
 
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