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The Nibbamaxxing Guide
how to become like... @Nibba
Attention:This is satire, not a targeted attack. It's published with Nibba's agreement.
how to become like... @Nibba
Attention:This is satire, not a targeted attack. It's published with Nibba's agreement.
Before we can start taking a further look on how to become like @Nibba, please make sure that your vocabulary includes "ogre" ":cage:" and "bro" only. Is your vocabulary way too big? Well, that's no problem - just start posting on lookism.net and it will decrease in no time.
STEP 1: Talk to yourself in your profile and realise you have autism.
I'm an autistic sperg and people love me.
STEP 2: Get a girlfriend and mention her as often as possible.
I already have a beautiful girlfriend
I looksmaxed and got gf tbh
I have a gl girlfriend who loves me so
This has happened to my girlfriend and parents multiple times
I have sex with my girlfriend every time we see each other
My girlfriend has perfect teeth alignment
he's jealous of my girlfriend
And I workout for my girlfriend so I guess that could be seen as similar
I started seeing my girlfriend while I was in the middle of softcore looksmaxing
STEP 3: Be "the greatest looksmaxxer since orb".
STEP 4: Be a narrow-minded asshole with a huge ego.
I think I am his oneitis bro wtf do I do srs
I swear some people deserve to be incel
Got asked for a threesome but I called it off. Posted about it on lookism
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
STEP 5: Brag relentlessly.
THE FINAL STEP: Like every post of @Felix97.
FOLLOW ALL STEPS AND BECOME NIBBAMAXXED TODAY
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Users that liked my previous maxxing guide (The Zestomaxxing Guide | Vol. 1):
@ZyzzReincarnate @Tony @11gaijin @fatcelnolonger @Future Arablite @averageblokecel @TeaGuy @Weishaupt @dogtown @Unwanted @Zesto