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RSJfl. But good thread you could added a DNP there
Pure is the most effective, losartan will also affect ur potassium which is a bad thing, since you want to reduce the sodium not potassium, and Amiloride no idea what that is.Should I take pure HCTZ? Most HCTZ brands in my country come with other antihypertensive agents like Losartan or Amiloride.
Woke up chiseled today___
THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED
___
Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”
The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.
Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.
___
Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”
Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.
Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
___Unless you ate 3 pizzas..
but even then, you’ll look normal.
What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide) → Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) → rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone → For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot Bath → Drains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. Ice → Tightens skin.
Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal
___
How to Use Each Tool
HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.
Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit
Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).
Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.
**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).
___
Optimal Protocols
Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.
Sample Weekly Schedule:
- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily
“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mg → starts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) → drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate) → nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing → tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.
Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.
___
Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.
___
600g carbs is insane, how much cal do you eat in a day ?Woke up chiseled today
Last night
My cycle was : 500 ipam 3x per day 54 iu of mantus insulin 100 mg of Dbol
And Diet : 300 g of protein 600 g of Carbs 300 g of Fats
I also took 100 mg of Spironolactone
Next day i woke up more Chiseled
Hmm i wonder what does that mean![]()
6400 cal (just last night)600g carbs is insane, how much cal do you eat in a day ?
how can you be this hungry, 500cal+ is already too much for me6400 cal (just last night)
I eat ~4500 cal ish on average
Im very active throughout the dayhow can you be this hungry, 500cal+ is already too much for me
isnt HCTZ are carcinogen, is it bad if taken pretty consistently?___
THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED
___
Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”
The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.
Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.
___
Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”
Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.
Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
___Unless you ate 3 pizzas..
but even then, you’ll look normal.
What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide) → Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) → rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone → For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot Bath → Drains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. Ice → Tightens skin.
Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal
___
How to Use Each Tool
HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.
Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit
Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).
Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.
**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).
___
Optimal Protocols
Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.
Sample Weekly Schedule:
- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily
“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mg → starts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) → drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate) → nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing → tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.
Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.
___
Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.
___
HCTZ is low-risk for long-term as long as you don't exceed taking it 2-3 times a week, though it may slightly increase skin cancer risk just going outside can increase it.isnt HCTZ are carcinogen, is it bad if taken pretty consistently?
they're in most food nowadays but nonetheless good to check how dangerous this one in particular is
where to buy HCTZ?
bc of where i am what its only available via prescription, anything else similar?HCTZ is low-risk for long-term as long as you don't exceed taking it 2-3 times a week, though it may slightly increase skin cancer risk just going outside can increase it.
Cancer is a meme anyways.
Do your own research on it but from what ive seen its safe
I bought it in a pharmacy they didnt ask for a recipe neither, if u don't live in slums of Russia you can order it from indiamart
Where do I get htctz___
THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED
___
Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”
The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.
Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.
___
Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”
Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.
Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
___Unless you ate 3 pizzas..
but even then, you’ll look normal.
What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide) → Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) → rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone → For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot Bath → Drains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. Ice → Tightens skin.
Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal
___
How to Use Each Tool
HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.
Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit
Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).
Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.
**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).
___
Optimal Protocols
Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.
Sample Weekly Schedule:
- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily
“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mg → starts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) → drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate) → nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing → tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.
Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.
___
Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.
___
HCTZ is the only one that targets sodium iirc, you can try to buy and if they ask for prescription say u need it for grandma or smth, if it isn't USA or any other main country they'll probably sellbc of where i am what its only available via prescription, anything else similar?
read above, I bought in a pharmacy they didn't ask for a recipeWhere do I get htctz![]()
Yes I do use 100mg EDdo you use eplerenone, im so bloatmaxxed from my current cycle ive been considering adding it
Too nt too social anxiety for this and I don't wanna end in trouble so maybe I Will tryHCTZ is the only one that targets sodium iirc, you can try to buy and if they ask for prescription say u need it for grandma or smth, if it isn't USA or any other main country they'll probably sell
Can also try with small pharmacies that are probably illegal
Bro don't try to buy prescription only drugs in pharmacy they will arrest you on spot trust meToo nt too social anxiety for this and I don't wanna end in trouble so maybe I Will try
LMFAO someone contacts police because you wanted to buy diuretics nice brainI live in Egypt i am afraid someone contacts the police or smth jfl
So ofc I won't buy drugs what should I tell the pharmacy guy I need hctz of is there a form of itBro don't try to buy prescription only drugs in pharmacy they will arrest you on spot trust me
LMFAO someone contacts police because you wanted to buy diuretics nice brain
They'll prob sell it Egypt is a shithole asw
Drugs = medsSo ofc I won't buy drugs what should I tell the pharmacy guy I need hctz of is there a form of it
Secondly should I say I need for my grandma that has what disease
So it is just a duertic and they will sell it like any regular over the counter pill?
Too unnt for that but will tryDrugs = meds
Say you wanna buy hctz but say full name
Don't say anything else unless they ask
If they ask then say grandmother asked me to buy that
how has it affected your blood pressure? and did it effect any other blood markersYes I do use 100mg ED
500mg test E 3rd week rn, helps a lot. Ive ran out of them few days ago and bought only yday, it made such a huge difference I got noticeably bloated without it
I actually didnt even check ithow has it affected your blood pressure? and did it effect any other blood markers
Alr, but where can I buy HZTC in eu___
THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED
___
Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”
The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.
Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.
___
Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”
Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.
Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
___Unless you ate 3 pizzas..
but even then, you’ll look normal.
What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide) → Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) → rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone → For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot Bath → Drains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. Ice → Tightens skin.
Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal
___
How to Use Each Tool
HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.
Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit
Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).
Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.
**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).
___
Optimal Protocols
Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.
Sample Weekly Schedule:
- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily
“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mg → starts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) → drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate) → nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing → tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.
Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.
___
Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.
___
pharmacyAlr, but where can I buy HZTC in eu
But doesn’t HZTC cause skin cancer?pharmacy
Low chance, going outside also can give u skin cancerBut doesn’t HZTC cause skin cancer?
Says it can increase the risk with 900% thoLow chance, going outside also can give u skin cancer
Thinking of just going with 25 mg Eplerenone ED. Would that have the same effectLow chance, going outside also can give u skin cancer
WhereSays it can increase the risk with 900% tho
okThinking of just going with 25 mg Eplerenone ED. Would that have the same effect
Google, also u can ask chat gpt rq.Where
ok
Google, also u can ask chat gpt rq.
Do u know any plug i can buy from tho? Since bg has a min purchase rule of 100$
Alr thanks for the info
- Meta-Analysis Findings:
- 1.3–2.5x increased SCC risk with prolonged HCTZ use (especially in high-UV regions).
- No clear link to melanoma.
Yeah as I said
Now tell me what is the chance to get skin cancer from sun exposure? 0.0001% ??
0.0001% x2 +0.0002
Still nothing
You need to be using spf50 anyway to reduce aging
I already told u where I buy it as well
Yeah but what pharmacy I don’t have a prescriptionpharmacy
They dont ask for it unless ur in USYeah but what pharmacy I don’t have a prescription
Oh alr ima tryThey dont ask for it unless ur in US
Try hitting ur gonions with bricksNo debloating for my narrow jaw
Tbh i've come to the recent realization that i'm like 20% bf but i'm still 99% sure my jaw is narrowTry hitting ur gonions with bricks
Brain will think ur in a constant fight mode and grow and thicken them so you survive![]()
tried eating tougher food? My jaw was really narrow before all the looksmaxxing shit 8 months ago.Tbh i've come to the recent realization that i'm like 20% bf but i'm still 99% sure my jaw is narrow
I have a great side though, that helps me cope until my implants which should be later this year
I eat pretty tough food, and I had a gum cope period at some point jfl. Funnily enough, ramus length is correlated with chewing/masseter strength in some studies - I have a perfect ramus length.tried eating tougher food? My jaw was really narrow before all the looksmaxxing shit 8 months ago. View attachment 3640344 (same angle as pfp)
Now the width is ideal, my massaters add 1cm width to each side
Never tried chewing gum, my ramus length is ideal as well.I eat pretty tough food, and I had a gum cope period at some point jfl. Funnily enough, ramus length is correlated with chewing/masseter strength in some studies - I have a perfect ramus length.
Pic is same as pfpIt's hard to gauge your jaw width from this angle tho. There's some downward head tilt here
Wtf I had nctNever tried chewing gum, my ramus length is ideal as well.
Pic is same as pfp
Here's another one but from a year ago
View attachment 3640352
It's incredibly distorted but there's an 87% bigonial which would be ideal (your cheeks are just bloated here)Never tried chewing gum, my ramus length is ideal as well.
Pic is same as pfp
Here's another one but from a year ago
View attachment 3640352
How do you even measure it I have zero gonions in the pic lolIt's incredibly distorted but there's an 87% bigonial which would be ideal (your cheeks are just bloated here)
I'm lucky if I can even get an 84% measurement in the most non lens distorted pictures jfl
Part of me wants to cope by thinking that my 20% bodyfat is expanding the perceived zygo width but I doubt it
All this effort just to continue eating carbohydrates___
THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED
___
Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”
The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.
Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.
___
Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”
Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.
Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
___Unless you ate 3 pizzas..
but even then, you’ll look normal.
What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide) → Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) → rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone → For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot Bath → Drains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. Ice → Tightens skin.
Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal
___
How to Use Each Tool
HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.
Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit
Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).
Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.
**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).
___
Optimal Protocols
Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.
Sample Weekly Schedule:
- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily
“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mg → starts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) → drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate) → nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing → tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.
Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.
___
Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.
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How do you even measure it I have zero gonions in the pic lol
glucose retains water. Without jt you wont retain itAll this effort just to continue eating carbohydrates
Wasn't the ideal 80-90%? This doesn't look ideal to me lol
believe it or not it's 87.4 thereWasn't the ideal 80-90%? This doesn't look ideal to me lol
glucose retains water. Without jt you wont retain it