The Only Debloating Guide You Will Need

Guaranteed dry look in 1 hour :lul:
 
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THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED

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Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”

The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.


Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.

___


Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”

Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.

Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
Unless you ate 3 pizzas.. :lul:
but even then, you’ll look normal.
___


What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide)Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot BathDrains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. IceTightens skin.

Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal

___


How to Use Each Tool

HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.

Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit

Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).


Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.

**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).


___


Optimal Protocols

Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.

Sample Weekly Schedule:

- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily

“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mgstarts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate)nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.

Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.

___


Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.

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bookmarked good thread baby
 
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@Evgeniy291 works against baby face fat as well?
 
im 12-13bf% go gym and do cardio 3-5times a week and on a diet but still have fat whats the solution?
Maybe you aren't actually 12 body fat and have huge buccal fat pads
 
___


THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED

___


Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”

The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.


Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.

___


Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”

Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.

Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
Unless you ate 3 pizzas.. :lul:
but even then, you’ll look normal.
___


What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide)Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot BathDrains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. IceTightens skin.

Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal

___


How to Use Each Tool

HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.

Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit

Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).


Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.

**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).


___


Optimal Protocols

Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.

Sample Weekly Schedule:

- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily

“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mgstarts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate)nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.

Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.

___


Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.

___
bookmark
 
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This is so gay just drink 2l of water and lose weight it's not hard
 
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THE ONLY DEBLOATING GUIDE YOU NEED

___


Introduction
I’ve seen countless threads filled with terrible debloating advice lately— tips that demand you to make unsustainable dietary choices.
This guide exists to cut through the bullshit so you don’t waste time on nonsense like “cut all carbs/sugar” or “overload potassium.”

The thing is - Debloating isn’t about starving yourself or micromanaging every gram of sodium. It’s about working smarter, not harder.


Even if you’re a looksmaxxing "veteran", this thread has EVERYTHING you need. No bullshit—just actionable protocols that let you eat freely while staying lean.

___


Why Most Methods Are a Waste of Time
Most advice you’ll hear boils down to:
- “Don't eat salt/sodium at all!”
- “Eat 10 bananas for potassium!”
- “Cut all carbs/sugar!”
- “Drink 4 liters of water daily!”
- “Starve yourself 24 hours before an event!”

Does this work? Maybe.
Is it sustainable/easy? Hell no.

Why stress over every single shit you eat when you can eat freely and STILL look lean the next day?
Unless you ate 3 pizzas.. :lul:
but even then, you’ll look normal.
___


What You Need
Debloating doesn’t require a fucking monk’s diet. ITS SIMPLE:
1. HCTZ (Hydrochlorothiazide)Targets sodium-driven fluid retention without nuking electrolytes.
2. Lasix (Furosemide) rapes your kidneys but good for events.
3. Eplerenone For cycle/testosterone bloat (blocks aldosterone (not testosterone)).
4. Sauna/Hot BathDrains lymphatic fluid trapped in your face.
5. IceTightens skin.

Most important: HCTZ + Sauna/Bath and face icing. Lasix and Eplerenone are optimal

___


How to Use Each Tool

HCTZ – The Debloat KING
- What it does: Blocks sodium reabsorption in kidney tubules, flushing water from subcutaneous tissues (face, hands, legs). Unlike harsh diuretics, it spares potassium and magnesium.
- Why it’s better: Safe for long-term use (50mg every 3 days). No rebound bloat if cycled properly.
- Dose: 50mg every 3 days for maintenance. Take in the Morning to avoid Nighttime peeing.

Lasix – If Must Use
- What it does: Inhibits sodium/potassium/chloride reabsorption → flushes ALL electrolytes. Will RAPE your kidneys.
- When to use: Pre-cold approaching, clubbing, or going somewhere important
- Dose: 80mg once (once a week MAX). Take electrolytes (Potassium,Magnesium) after to avoid feeling like shit

Eplerenone – Only On A Cycle
- What it does: Blocks aldosterone (not testosterone) → increases sodium/water excretion without anti-androgenic sides (no gyno, libido loss).
- Dose: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle).


Sauna/Bath – Bloat Reset
- What it does: Heat dilates blood vessels → flushes lymphatic fluid (face puffiness).
- How: 10-15min sauna OR 45-60min hot bath 1-2 times a week.

**Face Icing – Tightens Your Skin**
- What it does: Vasoconstriction reduces blood flow → tighter skin + rosy cheeks (healthy glow).
- How: Ice in upward lymphatic drainage motions (2-5min daily).


___


Optimal Protocols

Maintain a Debloated Look
- HCTZ: 50mg every 3 days → reduces sodium.
- Sauna/Bath: Once or twice weekly → resets lymphatic buildup.
- Face Icing: Daily AM → reduces AM puffiness.
- Eplerenone: 100-200mg daily (if on cycle) → counters testosterone’s aldosterone spike.

Sample Weekly Schedule:

- Sun/Wed: HCTZ + Sauna
- Daily: Face ice + electrolytes
- Test Users: Eplerenone daily

“I AM BLOATED, NEED TO GET DEBLOATED TOMORROW”
1. Morning: HCTZ 50mgstarts sodium flush.
2. Evening: Sauna (15min) or Bath (60min) drains face fluid.
3. Next Morning: Lasix 80mg (if desperate)nukes remaining water.
- Add Face Icing tighten skin.
- Potassium + Magnesium → Prevents crazy fatigue.

Warning: Lasix might also give you disgusting eye area by draining every last drop of water out of ur eyelids and eyebrows. I would just stick to HCTZ, If you must use Lasix, don't appear outside after 6 hours, that's when your eye area becomes REALLY BAD.

___


Final Note
This works for keeping you debloated by default, unless you’re eating 4 pizzas every day.

___
Nice thread what do u think about hiit training , and the intake of nicotine effects on bloating (cigs,snus) caffeine too.
 
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Nice thread what do u think about hiit training , and the intake of nicotine effects on bloating (cigs,snus) caffeine too.
Idk im not doing that extra shit I just go gym
 
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boy literally suggests using furosemide for temp debloat when there are much safer alternatives :hnghn::hnghn:
 

how come this is in botb and my thread isn't :hnghn:

corruption

@copercel123
Connections brother. And I didnt understand either, like it’s such a simple thread(his thread)
 
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