the only time i went to the strip club it was very cringe

dfucclife

dfucclife

if it mogs, it mogs.
Joined
Apr 23, 2022
Posts
6,387
Reputation
6,849
probably because i went with my dad was the most cringe part

i showed up and there was 0 goodlooking men there (not that thats why i went, just giving an image of the environment)

the girls werent bad on the stage it was pretty legit seeing some pussy in eye quality hd you feel. one of the strippers on stage middance said to me “you look familiar”. i feel like none of them were likr touching up on me or anything on the stage prolly cause it was obvious i was with my focking father

i walk away from the stage and start talking to some short indian dude with a tiny frame and he started talking about justin bieber and how he had a party and then told me my dad went into get a dance from a pregnant woman.

after that i went over and rizzed two strippers and mocked them but in such a smooth nt way they both laugh, then a stripper took me into the back.

once i got into the back she started grinding on my dick, and then she started to make out with me and telling me
that i provavly get a lot of girls. after that, w got up and zhe said “i came because i imagined you were my step son” :feelskek::feelsokman::feelskek: what the fuck. i was kinda weirded out in the moment and was like why is that sue aaid im older than you (and i guess she was a lapdancer for my dad) she then said you should come back i feel sue rly wanted my dicc not just ina fake way etc
i come out and go back to my indian friend then a stripper asks me if i like peteite girls and i say sure and get a lap dance from her
she is grinding on me naked and its daek and rly its not even that dope she said the same thing about me getting girls. then she says “i can smell my pussy from here” and then shoves her stinky pussy in my fucking face. 🤢🤢🤢 after this she had the audacity to ask for a tip, and she wqs being annoying the whole time.

all around very weird and cringe experience that afterwards left me baffled with how fucking weird and odd human beings really are
 
jahsuuu

jahsuuu

Zephir
Joined
Jul 31, 2021
Posts
1,759
Reputation
2,617
Where was this? And how much did it cost
 
Deleted member 19281

Deleted member 19281

High T Psychopathic chadlite who mogs tyson ballou
Joined
Apr 28, 2022
Posts
1,035
Reputation
674
Dnrd + i fuck your mommy ass right now and your cucky dad is watching come to check it out :feelsgood:
 
dfucclife

dfucclife

if it mogs, it mogs.
Joined
Apr 23, 2022
Posts
6,387
Reputation
6,849
you could probably pay for a whole night orgy with 6 psl7 whores somewhere in latin america with so much money jfl
sounds epic but south america is dangerous asfuk
 
dfucclife

dfucclife

if it mogs, it mogs.
Joined
Apr 23, 2022
Posts
6,387
Reputation
6,849
giga cagefuel. Why did you go with your dad in the first place jfl?
he wanted me to go with him for some reason idk my dads a weirdo

he tried to get me to go mutiple times and i always said no but i finally said fuck it and went

he probably was sick of seeing me just sit in my room talking to my long distance gf and wanted me to see some pusy irl idk son
 
itorroella9

itorroella9

dark triad maxxer
Joined
Sep 19, 2020
Posts
6,860
Reputation
10,264
going to the strip club is paying to get blueballed
 
Tyrion!

Tyrion!

Manlet
Joined
Jan 25, 2022
Posts
918
Reputation
1,864
Jfl at that price. Prostitution being illegal in America has really screwed you guys over
It’s true sex work in America is overpriced, but OP just got ripped off tbh

There are sites where escorts advertise themselves, and it’s half what he payed for.

Look at this super hot one, she charges 400 dollars:

1647743657490
1647743695505
 
jahsuuu

jahsuuu

Zephir
Joined
Jul 31, 2021
Posts
1,759
Reputation
2,617
It’s true sex work in America is overpriced, but OP just got ripped off tbh

There are sites where escorts advertise themselves, and it’s half what he payed for.

Look at this super hot one, she charges 400 dollars:

1647743657490
1647743695505

Still overpriced and because it’s illegal I’ve heard there’s a lot more scams and things like bait and switch
 
2d v2

2d v2

Zephir
Joined
Jan 24, 2022
Posts
2,433
Reputation
2,862
sounds epic but south america is dangerous asfuk
its not dangerous, but if your skin is white they will fuck with you in small way(blowing nose into food, talk shit in spanish) but I can understand spanish insults so I always pretend I heard it all and they laugh.

Being in mexico cured and autistic tendencies I had.
 
dfucclife

dfucclife

if it mogs, it mogs.
Joined
Apr 23, 2022
Posts
6,387
Reputation
6,849
its not dangerous, but if your skin is white they will fuck with you in small way(blowing nose into food, talk shit in spanish) but I can understand spanish insults so I always pretend I heard it all and they laugh.

Being in mexico cured and autistic tendencies I had.
my friend told me this

he told me to not get mad if they make fun of me. i will get mad though and ill end up a hardened south american warlord criminal so for brazil's sake i wont enter their country
 

Similar threads

Witheredly90
Replies
2
Views
79
Witheredly90
Witheredly90
A
Motivation I was so shy..
Replies
0
Views
40
Atem Rah
A
BigJimsWornOutTires
Replies
6
Views
67
BigJimsWornOutTires
BigJimsWornOutTires
CupOfCoffee
Replies
63
Views
896
oldcelloser
oldcelloser
PunishedDollcel
Replies
6
Views
117
isis_Bleach
isis_Bleach

Users who are viewing this thread

Top