the only time i went to the strip club it was very cringe

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probably because i went with my dad was the most cringe part

i showed up and there was 0 goodlooking men there (not that thats why i went, just giving an image of the environment)

the girls werent bad on the stage it was pretty legit seeing some pussy in eye quality hd you feel. one of the strippers on stage middance said to me “you look familiar”. i feel like none of them were likr touching up on me or anything on the stage prolly cause it was obvious i was with my focking father

i walk away from the stage and start talking to some short indian dude with a tiny frame and he started talking about justin bieber and how he had a party and then told me my dad went into get a dance from a pregnant woman.

after that i went over and rizzed two strippers and mocked them but in such a smooth nt way they both laugh, then a stripper took me into the back.

once i got into the back she started grinding on my dick, and then she started to make out with me and telling me
that i provavly get a lot of girls. after that, w got up and zhe said “i came because i imagined you were my step son” :feelskek::feelsokman::feelskek: what the fuck. i was kinda weirded out in the moment and was like why is that sue aaid im older than you (and i guess she was a lapdancer for my dad) she then said you should come back i feel sue rly wanted my dicc not just ina fake way etc
i come out and go back to my indian friend then a stripper asks me if i like peteite girls and i say sure and get a lap dance from her
she is grinding on me naked and its daek and rly its not even that dope she said the same thing about me getting girls. then she says “i can smell my pussy from here” and then shoves her stinky pussy in my fucking face. 🤢🤢🤢 after this she had the audacity to ask for a tip, and she wqs being annoying the whole time.

all around very weird and cringe experience that afterwards left me baffled with how fucking weird and odd human beings really are
 
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Where was this? And how much did it cost
 
In the UK every guy in the strip club is a male model who doesn't get shit because of the brutal hypergamy
 
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Where was this? And how much did it cost
america, colorado, the strip dance she did costed a shitload cause it was a private dance, i felt she nearly pulled my dick oit. it was at lwast 800$ i think for that dance
 
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america, colorado, the strip dance she did costed a shitload cause it was a private dance, i felt she nearly pulled my dick oit. it was at lwast 800$ i think for that dance
Jfl at that price. Prostitution being illegal in America has really screwed you guys over
 
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Dnrd + i fuck your mommy ass right now and your cucky dad is watching come to check it out :feelsgood:
 
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you could probably pay for a whole night orgy with 6 psl7 whores somewhere in latin america with so much money jfl
 
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you could probably pay for a whole night orgy with 6 psl7 whores somewhere in latin america with so much money jfl
sounds epic but south america is dangerous asfuk
 
giga cagefuel. Why did you go with your dad in the first place jfl?
he wanted me to go with him for some reason idk my dads a weirdo

he tried to get me to go mutiple times and i always said no but i finally said fuck it and went

he probably was sick of seeing me just sit in my room talking to my long distance gf and wanted me to see some pusy irl idk son
 
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going to the strip club is paying to get blueballed
 
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Jfl at that price. Prostitution being illegal in America has really screwed you guys over
It’s true sex work in America is overpriced, but OP just got ripped off tbh

There are sites where escorts advertise themselves, and it’s half what he payed for.

Look at this super hot one, she charges 400 dollars:

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It’s true sex work in America is overpriced, but OP just got ripped off tbh

There are sites where escorts advertise themselves, and it’s half what he payed for.

Look at this super hot one, she charges 400 dollars:

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Still overpriced and because it’s illegal I’ve heard there’s a lot more scams and things like bait and switch
 
sounds epic but south america is dangerous asfuk
its not dangerous, but if your skin is white they will fuck with you in small way(blowing nose into food, talk shit in spanish) but I can understand spanish insults so I always pretend I heard it all and they laugh.

Being in mexico cured and autistic tendencies I had.
 
its not dangerous, but if your skin is white they will fuck with you in small way(blowing nose into food, talk shit in spanish) but I can understand spanish insults so I always pretend I heard it all and they laugh.

Being in mexico cured and autistic tendencies I had.
my friend told me this

he told me to not get mad if they make fun of me. i will get mad though and ill end up a hardened south american warlord criminal so for brazil's sake i wont enter their country
 
going to the strip club is paying to get blueballed
she nearly tok my dik out

i think most likely i couldve payed to fuck her after if i said something like that
 
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he wanted me to go with him for some reason idk my dads a weirdo

he tried to get me to go mutiple times and i always said no but i finally said fuck it and went

he probably was sick of seeing me just sit in my room talking to my long distance gf and wanted me to see some pusy irl idk son
That’s a good dad jfl. But $800 sounds ridiculous. Clubs in NY and ÇA are only about $40-$80 for a 3min private dance.
 
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I went to a shit cheap strip club in America, and a good expensive one in LA and in NYC, where legit pornstars were performing.

90% of the guys in all were subhuman.

I went to a few stripclubs in UK and all the guys were young Chads or older George Clooney maxing successful suave dudes.

Crazy how different it was tbh
 
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That’s a good dad jfl. But $800 sounds ridiculous. Clubs in NY and ÇA are only about $40-$80 for a 3min private dance.
it was a long dance, i dont remember how much it was. but yea she nearly pulled my dick out and i probably couldve gotten away with pulling it out
 
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What is the point of paying for a lap dance? It will make you horny so afterwards you can go to the toilet and jerk off? Jfl
 
What is the point of paying for a lap dance? It will make you horny so afterwards you can go to the toilet and jerk off? Jfl
i mean ultimately have a nude girl put her ass and tits in ur face is better than not having a nude girl put her ass and tits in your face
 
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