The Perfect Tinder Photo?

[Mr_Norwood]

What in your eyes would be the perfect Tinder photo to attract women?

I've been pondering this for some time so I will give my opinion...

A selfie with a Sloth!

Sloths are cute and everyone loves them. Sure, taking selfies with puppies and kittens is also cute but everyone does it. They're so easy to get a hold of. How many of you have met a real sloth?

I doubt I'm going to get my hands on a sloth anytime soon, so there must be a viable alternative. I've been thinking of doing a racehorse stable tour somewhere in the UK..

Maybe get a selfie with a beautiful racing horse. Maybe visit a farm and get a photo with a lamb. THe possibilities are endless.

 

[rockndogs]

A selfie with a beautiful jaw and slayer eyes would do the trick

 

[Deleted member 656]

 

[androidcel]

 

[RichardSpencel]

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[androidcel]

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[Deleted member 470]

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skinnyfats me

 

[Steve bachall]

 

[Deleted member 206]

imagine getting mogged by a sloth in your own selfie

 

[belnar93]

A selfie with a beautiful jaw and slayer eyes would do the trick

Like this?

 

[Mr_Norwood]

His video means shit.

He's a blonde Chad with a huge jaw. He could have a selfie with a dog turd on his head and he'd get matches.

 

[Steve bachall]

His video means shit.

He's a blonde Chad with a huge jaw. He could have a selfie with a dog turd on his head and he'd get matches.

Did you not listen to the video he’s obviously good looking but the statistics of the best photos are taken from a dating website

 

[rockndogs]

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no

 

[oldcell]

Lol i amog Brett Maverick

 

[AspiringChad]

Assuming you already have good looks. In my opinion:

• Do not take any pics that make you look creepy or NAT, smile.
• Do take pictures of yourself that make you appear as photogenic as possible. Fraud it with angles, lighting… whatever is needed, pay a photographer and say you’re an aspiring model or something.
• Do take pictures with friends and pets.
• Do take pictures doing interesting hobbies (not very important just make it look like you live an “important interesting life”).
• Do show your muscular physique if you have one.
• Do flex your height in bio, if you’re tall.

Well most of these won’t get you much if you don’t have already good looks. If you don’t apply them and don’t have good looks I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re account got banned for subhumanity, creepiness and sexual harassment.

 

[Coping]

This

 

[godsmistake]

close up aspie-like

 

[StressShady]

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Who is this ? why is he everywhere

 

[Vanillestorms]

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Wat da fucc

 

[androidcel]

Wat da fucc

low inhib slayer MOG MOG MOG MOG

 

[Lumbersexual]

That sloth is chill af. Look at his smile.

 

[goff2]

This. The shirt mean i’m a sport lover, the painting in the back i love art.

 

[Eskimo]

A selfie with a beautiful jaw and slayer eyes would do the trick

just be chad tbhh