The Perfect Tinder Photo?

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What in your eyes would be the perfect Tinder photo to attract women?

I've been pondering this for some time so I will give my opinion...

A selfie with a Sloth!

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Sloths are cute and everyone loves them. Sure, taking selfies with puppies and kittens is also cute but everyone does it. They're so easy to get a hold of. How many of you have met a real sloth?

I doubt I'm going to get my hands on a sloth anytime soon, so there must be a viable alternative. I've been thinking of doing a racehorse stable tour somewhere in the UK..

Maybe get a selfie with a beautiful racing horse. Maybe visit a farm and get a photo with a lamb. THe possibilities are endless.
 
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A selfie with a beautiful jaw and slayer eyes would do the trick
 
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Arcbrahpooing.jpeg
 
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imagine getting mogged by a sloth in your own selfie
 
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His video means shit.

He's a blonde Chad with a huge jaw. He could have a selfie with a dog turd on his head and he'd get matches.
Did you not listen to the video he’s obviously good looking but the statistics of the best photos are taken from a dating website
 
Assuming you already have good looks. In my opinion:

  • Do not take any pics that make you look creepy or NAT, smile.
  • Do take pictures of yourself that make you appear as photogenic as possible. Fraud it with angles, lighting… whatever is needed, pay a photographer and say you’re an aspiring model or something.
  • Do take pictures with friends and pets.
  • Do take pictures doing interesting hobbies (not very important just make it look like you live an “important interesting life”).
  • Do show your muscular physique if you have one.
  • Do flex your height in bio, if you’re tall.
:bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:

Well most of these won’t get you much if you don’t have already good looks. If you don’t apply them and don’t have good looks I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re account got banned for subhumanity, creepiness and sexual harassment.
:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
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close up aspie-like
 
That sloth is chill af. Look at his smile.
 
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This. The shirt mean i’m a sport lover, the painting in the back i love art.
 

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