The Story of An Incel

[Deleted member 8365]

CHAPTER I
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- I present to you "Tangaki" who will join our class from today

- Hello everyone, my name is Tangaki, thank you for your welcome

- Rather gl the new one sitting next to me if not the only free place is next to Célestin but he smell like shit

- I ..

- Shut up

- Ok

- Good since we have a new student, we will resume the course from the beginning

- What student me lady excuse me I was in the toilet

- Bah Louis, you see that Jessica is no longer alone at her table, there is Tangaki now beside her

- And yeah there is Tangaki now next to me hihi

- What .. what did you say Madam?

- "next to Jessica"?

- No .. just before ..

- uh .. "Is there Tangaki"?

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- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH View attachment 593776

YATANGAKIIIII View attachment 593777


HIHIHIIII EUSSSSSSOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

BOLENBWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Célestin .. what's the matter with you?

- Mom?

 

[Britishlooksmaxxer]

first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

 

[sytyl]

gained iq reading this ty

 

[Madhate]

@Jimsonbobson505 tier low iq post

 

[Deleted member 6488]

@Jimsonbobson505 tier low iq post

i just went for a bike ride for 30 miles but i dont know if im sweating or evaporating but i feel good but my dad beat my today so i feel a pinch in my zygos but it may be from my exercise so i humblee request you to rate me please but dont be harsh but you can be accruate i just wannaknow .

 

[Madhate]

i just went for a bike ride for 30 miles but i dont know if im sweating or evaporating but i feel good but my dad beat my today so i feel a pinch in my zygos but it may be from my exercise so i humblee request you to rate me please but dont be harsh but you can be accruate i just wannaknow .

pm I will be brutally honest no sugarcoating

 

[Deleted member 6488]

pm I will be brutally honest no sugarcoating

haha it was supposed to be a jimson bobson thread title lmao

 

[Madhate]

haha it was supposed to be a jimson bobson thread title lmao

lmao I thought you were just another low iq poster, didn't expect anything less from this site

 

[Deleted member 8365]

- My darling

- I'm sorry mom

- It's nothing my heart

--- Suddenly music sounds ---

- My son it's as long as you know the truth

- Shut up ! It is not for you to tell him!

- Louis, leave it ... he had to learn it one day or another ..

- But .. what are you talking about?

- My son ... I'm sorry ...

- Môm you scare me

- I'll give you someone on the phone who will explain everything to you ..

- Alright môm, alo here Celestin who is on the camera?

- Hello Célestin ..

- Who are you ?

- Soon you will wake up Célestin .. I'll be waiting for you at the end of class tomorrow .. in a black limousine ..

- What are you telling ?

- Dring Dring Célestin

--- THE MISSING MUSIC ---

 

[Deleted member 6488]

lmao I thought you were just another low iq poster, didn't expect anything less from this site

nah i put some research and effort behind my super controversial posts

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[Deleted member 4430]

 

[Deleted member 3702]

I will copy paste here all the funny story of 18-25

 

[Deleted member 8365]

- What ....

What the hell was that dream

--- Célestin took his phone to check the time and he saw that he had a text to read ---

" Do not forget
out of school
black limousine
I will tell you everything "

Oh damn ..

--- KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ---

- Yes ?

- Ah my darling you are awake

- Môm I had a weird dream and besides you ..

- IT'S BECAUSE YOU STILL SPEND YOUR NIGHT ON YOUR SMARTPHONE PLAYING IS THAT? MAY THIS IS IT I CONFISCED IT FROM YOU!

--- She takes her smartphone and she feels AUTHORITY ---

- But Mum not at all, I haven't touched it! Why are you getting angry mom?

- I'm sorry darling .. but it's better this way, and then you don't need that phone can you stay at home today

- But .. I have school mom .. why are you crying?

- For nothing .. don't worry I called the school you will stay here and have a rest today

--- She leaves and locks the door ---

- But what's going on ...

 

[Deleted member 8365]

I will copy paste here all the funny story of 18-25

do that

 

[Deleted member 8365]

CHAPTER II

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- But damn .. what does this story mean ..

--- TAC TAC TAC ---

- Someone is throwing pebbles at my window

--- He opened the window to see who is the author of these rifles ---

- Celestin!

- Valentine! How are you old? Did you come back from your trip to Australia?

- I wasn't in Australia Célestin .. I'll explain it to you later but you absolutely have to join me downstairs, we don't have much time ..

--- A voice sounds from the ground floor ---

"Célestin ??? Who are you talking to?"

- Shit ! My mother is coming!

- Jump Celestin! JUMPED UP !

--- Celestin let himself hang from his window sill and let himself fall ---

- AYAAA

Damn my leg that hurts super hard

- We don't have time Célestin must go and QUICK! Follow me !

--- Mother's head popped out the window and music came out of nowhere ---


- CELESTIN COME BACK HERE NOW!

- But Mom I just want ..

- Please .. my darling .. trust me .. it's better for you ...

- I .. * look at valentine *

- Dude .. trust me ..

- * look at his mother *

Sorry mom ..

I need to know what's going on ..

I love you môm ...

- Come on now!

--- Célestin and Valentin started to run at full speed ---


--- Celestin's mother could be heard in the distance screaming in despair ---

"fucking VIRGIIIIIIIN ... !!!!"

--- The music disappeared ---

My son ..

--- She grabbed the phone and called her sister, Valentine's mother ---

- Sylvie .. Valentin came back .. and he just left with Célestin ..

 

[Deleted member 8365]

-Oh damn

- Yes as you say .. we go to PLAN B View attachment 593959


- OK see you !

-

- I knew that day would come eventually ..

 

[Deleted member 8365]

ENJOY

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Good thread