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The Big Black Chicken’s Looksmaxxing Journey
Cluckington, a big black chicken, always felt insecure about his appearance. One day, while browsing online, he discovered looksmax.org, a forum where humans discussed improving their looks. Intrigued, he signed up under the alias BBC. but things didn't go as expected. his account was banned! BBC then posted a thread in ban appeals
@BBC
why have I been banned? what rules did I break
@Orc replied to the thread
you are a chicken. only humans are allowed on looksmax.org
@BBC replied to the thread
where does it say only humans are allowed to join looksmax.org?
@Orc replied to the thread.
hmm this is certainly a strange situation I will ask @NumbThePain for his thoughts
@NumbThePain replied to the thread
you have been unbanned there are no rules that say chickens aren't allowed onto looksmax.org!
big black chicken was then unbanned. he then posted a thread on the ratings section (asking for a rating of course)
@BBC
do you guys mind rating me? I know i'm not human but can you still help me out?
@anthony111553 replied to the thread
MTC (mid tier chicken)
@iblamechico replied to the thread
CHAD BBC is law
@swt replied to the thread
your an above average looking chicken. I recommend you apply minoxidil onto your wings to make them look fuller and healthier
@greycel replied to the thread
after countless hours of analyzing your face I have come to the conclusion that you are a HTC (high tier chicken) your beak is perfectly balanced harmony wise with the rest of your face. all though your ES ratio is un ideal at 97
@BBC replied to the thread
thanks everyone for the rating! I will be on my way now!
and that's the story of BIG BLACK CHICKEN.
what are your guys thoughts on this?
