THE STORY OF HOW I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT HAVING SEX (GTFIH)

[abzz!]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..


jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

 

[Eggshells]

 

[Kainep]

Tales from the slums of jakarta

 

[BR32]

Read every molecule

Excellent survival instincts

Bro wanted that pussy bad

 

[abzz!]

View attachment 4607277

Tales from the slum of jakarta

niggas do you want me to confirm with my girl right now

 

[abzz!]

Read every molecule

Excellent survival instincts

Bro wanted that pussy bad

thank you br32

i still do to this day

and she still tells me when she's ovulating

 

[BR32]

thank you br32

i still do to this day

and she still tells me when she's ovulating

So peak

I got walked in on by the girl I was hooking up withs roommate a couple months ago .

While we were fully having sex

Ts was awkward asf can’t even lie

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Tales

 

[rraymond]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

sorry but dnr sexhaver ramblings

 

[abzz!]

So peak

I got walked in on by the girl I was hooking up withs roommate a couple months ago .

While we were fully having sex

Ts was awkward asf can’t even lie

holy fuck

write the whole story if you have time im intrigued

 

[Eggshells]

niggas do you want me to confirm with my girl right now

How are you gonna confirm

 

[stevielake]

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Bro risked everything

 

[BR32]

I had such a similar experience summer of 2023 when I was 16.

I had a girl(friend) it was complicated who I was hooking up w but I didn’t have my license yet so my mom drove me to her house .

My mom fasho knew what was up tho cause she would just give me lectures about safe sex the whole 20 min ride over .

Ts was so trenches lmao

 

[abzz!]

How are you gonna confirm

bcs she watched my out her window running out of my house and otp to my mum

 

[morono]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

how long did you last?

 

[abzz!]

I had such a similar experience summer of 2023 when I was 16.

I had a girl(friend) it was complicated who I was hooking up w but I didn’t have my license yet so my mom drove me to her house .

My mom fasho knew what was up tho cause she would just give me lectures about safe sex the whole 20 min ride over .

Ts was so trenches lmao

at least your mum is chill with safe sex somewhat

ive somehow gotten away with it for almost 2 yrs

Bro risked everythingView attachment 4607314

call me john wick.

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

bcs she watched my out her window running out of my house and otp to my mum

View attachment 4607316

Play the voice note… I wanna hear yo foids voice

 

[Eggshells]

bcs she watched my out her window running out of my house and otp to my mum

View attachment 4607316

Nigger is calling her aşkım

 

[abzz!]

how long did you last?

it ranges between 30 mins to 50 mins

depends on the occasion, how wet she is

when she ovulates its usually a bit longer bcs she needs breaks in between to chill out

 

[BR32]

at least your mum is chill with safe sex somewhat

ive somehow gotten away with it for almost 2 yrs

call me john wick.

Yah my parents are pretty sex positive.

You’re a menace

 

[abzz!]

Play the voice note… I wanna hear yo foids voice

NIGGA.. NO

Nigger is calling her aşkım

god forbid i love me ltr

genuinely kys nigga you're a waste of space

 

[BR32]

you got a sex playlist?

 

[autistic.goblin]

Tales from sarajevo

 

[Eggshells]

NIGGA.. NO

god forbid i love me ltr

genuinely kys nigga you're a waste of space

Calm down g

 

[abzz!]

you got a sex playlist?

she does yeah

idc what's playing in the background tbh as long as im fucking

 

[abzz!]

Tales from sarajevo

nigger

Calm down g

my bad my bad
you're right
have a good day man i didn't mean a single thing

 

[BR32]

she does yeah

idc what's playing in the background tbh as long as im fucking

I like that frank ocean and sza

 

[abzz!]

I like that frank ocean and sza

yesss

she always puts on slow tempo shit like this and it's nice yh

bcs you can alternate between passionate and rough iykwim

 

[satangoy]

just make sure your pullout game is good jfl

before i read the whole thing what's ur strat, I'd be too high inhib to do pullout I'm the type of mf to use a condom and tell her to take a pill (khhv nigga saying this btw )

 

[autistic.goblin]

nigger

Nigga we both know this never happened

 

[ihateevb]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

There are vids of me fucking a jb anal nigga

 

[BR32]

yesss

she always puts on slow tempo shit like this and it's nice yh

bcs you can alternate between passionate and rough iykwim

He’s tapped in

The tempo of the song dictates thrust rate and if you’re making out or not lol

 

[abzz!]

before i read the whole thing what's ur strat, I'd be too high inhib to do pullout I'm the type of mf to use a condom and tell her to take a pill (khhv nigga saying this btw )

bro I don't have a specific strat i just fuck until im ready to bust, go on edge and tell her to suck me off until i finish lol

then afterwards i always eat her out so she can finish and then we both chill after

Nigga we both know this never happened

nigga it literally did how do i prove it to you, tell me

 

[satangoy]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

SHITT IM MIRIN, bro how'd u came up with the snus that is so on fucking spot, greenbean

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

There are vids of me fucking a jb anal nigga

 

[satangoy]

bro I don't have a specific strat i just fuck until im ready to bust, go on edge and tell her to suck me off until i finish lol

then afterwards i always eat her out so she can finish and then we both chill after

aren't you scared about precum impregnating her though?

 

[ihateevb]

 

[abzz!]

There are vids of me fucking a jb anal nigga

lucky you

my girl wanted to try it but it hurt her too much apparently

(i wasn't even in )

 

[ihateevb]

lucky you

my girl wanted to try it but it hurt her too much apparently

(i wasn't even in )

Was a bitch i didnt know, still get weird looks

 

[abzz!]

aren't you scared about precum impregnating her though?

ahh precum is nothing to be scared of

if you are truly paranoid just squeeze it out like a yogurt tube when switching positions and wipe it on the bed or something

SHITT IM MIRIN, bro how'd u came up with the snus that is so on fucking spot, greenbean

hahaa love you bracie john wick instinct

 

[abzz!]

Was a bitch i didnt know, still get weird looks

at least you fucked ykyk

 

[ihateevb]

at least you fucked ykyk

Still tear that ass up

 

[abzz!]

Still tear that ass up

you just know she wasn't shitting right for weeks

 

[ihateevb]

you just know she wasn't shitting right for weeks

nigga wth

 

[satangoy]

ahh precum is nothing to be scared of

if you are truly paranoid just squeeze it out like a yogurt tube when switching positions and wipe it on the bed or something

u sure? if i ever loose my khhv status and i get a foid pregnant with my precum im blaming you my nigga Imma give you my son and you'll ascend his ass like crazy (I'm actually fuckin paranoid since I have crazy amounts of precum as a mf who's been on nofap for the last 1,5 year my shit would probably explode in a fucking experience)

hahaa love you bracie john wick instinct

i love yah more

 

[abzz!]

u sure? if i ever loose my khhv status and i get a foid pregnant with my precum im blaming you my nigga

lmfaoo you'll be okay
just don't cum and you'll be chillll

Imma give you my son and you'll ascend his ass like crazy

HAHAA that's a deal

(I'm actually fuckin paranoid since I have crazy amounts of precum as a mf who's been on nofap for the last 1,5 year)

damnn 1,5yr nofap is incredible

i love yah more

<33

 

[satangoy]

lmfaoo you'll be okay
just don't cum and you'll be chillll

aight bet i trust your saint words

HAHAA that's a deal

damnn 1,5yr nofap is incredible

mirin ur mirin

<33

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

My parents didn't really care.
My mom was kinda against it, but she knew and didn't say much.
My dad was kind of supportive.
HER PARENTS were really fucking glad smh
Her dad told me and my parents "i'm glad X lost it in her bed under these circumstances with a nice honest kid, instead of who knows where with some guy who is just gonna leave her after".

condom in hand

Only 1??
How's she gonna be satisfied after 1 round?

thanks for reading for whoever stayed

Hehe, no need, mister wick.

 

[abzz!]

My parents didn't really care.

you lucky man

My mom was kinda against it, but she knew and didn't say much.
My dad was kind of supportive.
HER PARENTS were really fucking glad smh
Her dad told me and my parents "i'm glad X lost it in her bed under these circumstances with a nice honest kid, instead of who knows where with some guy who is just gonna leave her after".

hahaa that's actually so chill. glad to see you have supportive people around you bro

Only 1??

it was 2 actually, but yk how the wrappers fold so i just said one for convenience sake

Hehe, no need, mister wick.