THE STORY OF HOW I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT HAVING SEX (GTFIH)

[shiezen]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

mirin save

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

My parents didn't really care.

Same although my sister asked me if she raped me bitch was 18 and i was 15 but my dad added me to a family group chat after and told me im a MAN now

 

[abzz!]

mirin save

thanks man <33

 

[Scandicel]

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

Bassseeddddd

one time i was fucking my ex, i left my used condom on the table in my room.
And i forgot that i left it there, so i went to my gf's house.

and then my mom went in my room and found that shit.
and she still hasn't told me but she told my girl at the time and my sister

 

[xzylecrey]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

Nigga the pacing went from good to fucking horrendous
Good story mirin

 

[abzz!]

Nigga the pacing went from good to fucking horrendous
Good story mirin

hahaa thanks my bro

 

[Light_Kira]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

Miring i read all of it now give me vip

 

[Jimcel]

Inspiring me to make a thread on how i got caught sneaking round my exs house

 

[Joe_Is23]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

Damn I wish I had a life like that

 

[hitch]

welcome guys! i just remembered a tale from a few months ago where my mum almost caught me having sex with my current girlfriend. let's begin..

keep in mind that i am 16 years of age, and my mum would be absolutely furious that im going around having sex like this

it's a cold wintry day in early october. i had a good morning, chilled, showered, shaved, life is good.

then i get the text...

"i'm ovulating and home alone.. come over now"

my girl is my neighbour btw, and paired with my t levels and libido, i can't refuse such an offer. so, i message her back saying that im getting ready.

my condom stash is hidden in one of my drawers' roof, and as this was like the 5th time we had sex, i was still trying to be somewhat careful. (raw sex is so much better btw, just make sure your pullout game is good jfl)

so now, i'm all fresh and ready, hydrated, libido high as ever, condom in hand, and i obviously go downstairs to leave the house.

but.

i see my mother just sitting down on the dining table, watching a movie on her phone. keep in mind that i have to pass her in order to leave from the back door.

she asks in polish:
"son, where are you going?"

i reply, nervous, condom still in hand:
"to my girl's house!"

she then says that she needs to make sure that i look okay, because she probably thought that i'm preparing for a date.

fuck.

i didn't know where to hide the rubber, so i swiftly tucked in in my armpit without her noticing.

at least that's what i thought.

every time i moved the crinkling sound from the wrapper got louder and louder. sweat was accumulating on my forehead at the thought of me being killed

i thought i got away with it

until she asks what's under my arm...

at this point, she's in front of the door and there's no way of leaving until i answer the question. i just say that it's nothing. she tells me to give it to her.

so what do you think i do? will i give it to her? or will i get away with it?

of course your fucking boy abzz gets away with it, i wouldn't be alive to tell the story otherwise. just call me john wick, please..

View attachment 4607252
jfl

so now, how did i do it?

instinctively, i ducked under my mum's arm and sprinted away from the house. it felt like an action movie at the time, even though it's retarded now. the fucking wrapper making so much noise as expected. she spam calls me and demands me to come home. she needs me to tell her what it was that i'm desperately hiding so badly.

so what do i blame it on?
SNUS!
HAHAA

i just said, mum i know you don't want me doing this stuff, so i hid it from you. she then yaps on about how she's my friend and that i can tell her everything, yk the typical motherly stuff.

best believe, i still completed my mission. obliterated that puh thanks for reading for whoever stayed, ill pray for you guys to magically get gifted vip lifetime

@rraymond @satangoy @Scandinavianincel @EvilSatanArseRapist @xzylecrey

Shes fine with snus but not condoms bro ur 16 she should even know youre having sex

 

[Gooningdemo23]

JFL