✧ The Ten White Boy Commandments ✧

[shredded4summer]

THE TEN WHITE BOY COMMANDMENTS

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"This that Bible Belt scripture, bro" ~ shredded4summer
"Free information, kings" ~ antipsychotics

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✧1✧

All suburban girls chase white boys in finance,
All their Spotify wrapped be indie bands from France.

✧2✧

Only frat bros or farmboys get real respect,
If you’re not in Patagonia, you're socially wrecked.

✧3✧

Drink beer like water, call it hydration,
Still can’t dance but blame the "Caucasian vibration."

✧4✧

Swipe right on every girl that owns a Stanley Cup,
If she drinks oat milk, he gon’ show up.

✧5✧

Talk crypto and lifting, but can't do either,
Get sunburnt once, then call it a fever.

✧6✧

If he vapes, he ghosting — don’t ask why,
Still texts “u up?” while eating pumpkin pie.

✧7✧
Onlyfans subbed but say “I’d never simp,”
DMing “you’re gorgeous” with a Bible verse limp.

✧8✧
All white boys moan like they’re hurt,
Say “oh god” after two strokes and a squirt.

✧9✧

iMessage games is where they shine,
Lose one time? “This ain’t even my prime.”

✧10✧
Dick pics sent with no request,
Crooked and dry with untrimmed mess.

inspired by @✧YN✧

 

[160cmcurry]

 

[✧YN✧]

He copied my whole fucking flow

White boys always stealing our swag

✧ The ten darkskin nigga commandments ✧

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "That shit scripture, nigga" ~✧YN✧ "Free game, kings" ~ King68 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✧1✧ All lightskin girls take darkskin niggas, All lightskin bois fake darkskin niggas ✧2✧ Either a blue-eyed white boy or a darkskin nigga in this...

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[lastofus123]

He copied my whole fucking flow

White boys always stealing our swag

✧ The ten darkskin nigga commandments ✧

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "That shit scripture, nigga" ~✧YN✧ "Free game, kings" ~ King68 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✧1✧ All lightskin girls take darkskin niggas, All lightskin bois fake darkskin niggas ✧2✧ Either a blue-eyed white boy or a darkskin nigga in this...

looksmax.org

cope, you darkskins merely adopted the swag, us white boys were born in it

 

[Swarthy Knight]

11. Sub to r/whiteboydiscussion

 

[lastofus123]

11. Sub to r/whiteboydiscussion

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that sub is mostly ethnics I swear

 

[✧YN✧]

cope, you darkskins merely adopted the swag, us white boys were born in it

Give me a break nigga

that sub is mostly ethnics I swear

Darkskin niggas outside and so are white boys

Weird shit like that is ran by latinos, alamduallahs, chinks, and lyt bois

 

[Surfsup]

DNRD