The thecel ascension plan

[Deleted member 13511]

@thecel
Just become a serial killer. If you're a criminal foids will be absolutely lusting over you.

Just become an Italian mobster theory, Italian is a sexy language afterall.

Just Fuhrermaxx

Just North Korea maxx

Roidmaxx

kpopmaxx

Get a head transplant

Get leg lengthening surgery

 

[Growth Plate]

It's over.

 

[eduardkoopman]

If that's the face of Thecell.

he should stick with K-Pop, Yakuzza maxxing. and packing some muscle

 

[thecel]

If that's the face of Thecell.

he should stick with K-Pop, Yakuzza maxxing. and packing some muscle

I should stick to filing lawsuits against people who post my face without my permission jfl

BUTTT I’ve posted St. BlackOps2Cel and @MakinItHappen unconsensually, so I guess it’s fair for @Yellow_fever_cel to do the same to me.

Fuck. If I’d never posted anyone’s face online without their permission, I’d have a legitimate argument to make.

 

[eduardkoopman]

If that's the face of Thecell.

he should stick with K-Pop, Yakuzza maxxing. and packing some muscle

@thecel You will ascend that way. Chad in the making

 

[Deleted member 13511]

I should stick to filing lawsuits against people who post my face without my permission jfl

I gave you advice and this is how you thank me?

 

[eduardkoopman]

I should stick to filing lawsuits against people who post my face without my permission jfl

BUTTT I’ve posted St. BlackOps2Cel without his permission, so I guess it’s fair for @Yellow_fever_cel to do the same to me.

Fuck. If I’d never posted anyone’s face online without their permission, I’d have a legitimate argument to make.

Don't worry about it. When you ascend to Chad, people will pay you big money for your face to be on BillBoards. To promte the new PS6 or something.

 

[thecel]

I gave you advice and this is how you thank me?

That reply was me deeply regretting my past actions (of posting other people without their permission) which came to bite me in the ass. I wasn’t criticizing you

 

[Deleted member 13511]

That reply was me regretting my past actions (of posting other people without their permission) which came to bite me in the ass. I wasn’t criticizing you

To make up for it you can send me the phone numbers of all the female members of your family