TheGreatDetective
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So this happened around May, i think.
My (now ex) girlfriend was chilling at my place, just sitting on my bed, nothing special, when suddenly she said ‘Hey let’s play Fireboy and Watergirl on your pc'
And she sat in my chair and started turning on my PC
I instantly started stressing
Because i knew she had no boundaries, and a sense of privacy was just not a thing with her for some reason. So i knew she would start messing around on my computer and looking at stuff. And the thing is, the first thing you see when you open my file explorer is literally a folder called “Racebait”. And that shit is filled with studies, some fighting videos of black brahs getting knocked out, and if you scroll far enough there are even some BWC/Ebony videos
And you know how you can see the last image you opened in the Windows start menu? Yeah... it was probably some weird racebait meme as well.
Now, for some of you who don’t know, Fireboy and Watergirl is a co op game where one player uses the W,A,S,D keys, and the other one uses the arrow keys.
And you know what saved me? I have a 60% keyboard, so there are no arrow keys. So i gave her that excuse. And she started pouting immediately ''But i wanna play! What about your old keyboard?
''
To which i replied that it was probably in my attic and that it was broken anyway. (I lied. My old keyboard was literally inside my wardrobe right next to us
)
She still wanted to use my computer to watch random slop youtube videos, but i changed the topic to something else and eventually she forgot about it. We spent the rest of the afternoon making out and fucking. So it wasn’t all bad
But mane, i was tweaking out. Imagine if she saw that shit
Fuaark that was a close one
Inb4:
Tales
larp
dnr
@Big Boss @RitaIincel @Former Shortcel @ltnbrownacnecel
My (now ex) girlfriend was chilling at my place, just sitting on my bed, nothing special, when suddenly she said ‘Hey let’s play Fireboy and Watergirl on your pc'
And she sat in my chair and started turning on my PC
I instantly started stressing
Because i knew she had no boundaries, and a sense of privacy was just not a thing with her for some reason. So i knew she would start messing around on my computer and looking at stuff. And the thing is, the first thing you see when you open my file explorer is literally a folder called “Racebait”. And that shit is filled with studies, some fighting videos of black brahs getting knocked out, and if you scroll far enough there are even some BWC/Ebony videos
And you know how you can see the last image you opened in the Windows start menu? Yeah... it was probably some weird racebait meme as well.
Now, for some of you who don’t know, Fireboy and Watergirl is a co op game where one player uses the W,A,S,D keys, and the other one uses the arrow keys.
And you know what saved me? I have a 60% keyboard, so there are no arrow keys. So i gave her that excuse. And she started pouting immediately ''But i wanna play! What about your old keyboard?
''To which i replied that it was probably in my attic and that it was broken anyway. (I lied. My old keyboard was literally inside my wardrobe right next to us
)She still wanted to use my computer to watch random slop youtube videos, but i changed the topic to something else and eventually she forgot about it. We spent the rest of the afternoon making out and fucking. So it wasn’t all bad
But mane, i was tweaking out. Imagine if she saw that shit
Fuaark that was a close one
Inb4:
Tales
larp
dnr
@Big Boss @RitaIincel @Former Shortcel @ltnbrownacnecel
