The tragic tale of @illusion - when your threads stop being pinned

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One day while browsing the forum, @illusion stumbled upon the Verdam evisceration thread. His eyes widened, the thread was drowing in reps, getting replies faster than a turkish mans hairline was norwooding, and most importantly, it had been pinned.
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Immediately, he thought to himself: "I need a piece of this."

@illusion then began quickly working on a thread of his own. Not a response to the evisceration, but more so his fence-sitting thoughts on the mattter at hand

After carefully crafting this new thread by running a prompt into ChatGPT, he then waited with glee. After all his threads always got pinned when enough money was given to the forum jannies, surely this one would too!

Seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours, his thread remained unpinned.
Mr Bean Waiting GIF by MOODMAN

Panic began to set in, sweat dripping down his face and onto the withering chair he was sitting on in his mothers basement. He then screamed

"YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THIS SITE? AFTER ALL THE SHEKELS I PAID TO YOU BASTARDS TO HAVE MY THREADS PINNED? THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"

Unfortunately, the humiliation did not end there. In a desperate attempt to find comfort, @illusion opened his own thread to see how many reps he received, only to discover that @Orka had BRUTALLY RATIOD HIM in the replies.
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In the blink of an eye, his post-rep ratio accumulated over dozens upon dozens of bluepilled threads being pinned by the forum jannies vanished into the abyss
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At that moment, he understood all hope for another pinned thread was lost.
Defeated, @illusion quietly closed the looksmax.org tab, grabbed his plate of 2 day old chicken tenders and ate away the pain.
The End GIF
 
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@Petsmart @inversions @Mogs Me
 
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Ok
 
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need to get into moviewriting (i didn’t read any of this
 
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How niggas be checking if they thread got 20 reps so they can ask a mod to pin it


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i dont get the point
 
Pin this
 
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One day while browsing the forum, @illusion stumbled upon the Verdam evisceration thread. His eyes widened, the thread was drowing in reps, getting replies faster than a turkish mans hairline was norwooding, and most importantly, it had been pinned.
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Immediately, he thought to himself: "I need a piece of this."

@illusion then began quickly working on a thread of his own. Not a response to the evisceration, but more so his fence-sitting thoughts on the mattter at hand


After carefully crafting this new thread by running a prompt into ChatGPT, he then waited with glee. After all his threads always got pinned when enough money was given to the forum jannies, surely this one would too!

Seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours, his thread remained unpinned.
Mr Bean Waiting GIF by MOODMAN

Panic began to set in, sweat dripping down his face and onto the withering chair he was sitting on in his mothers basement. He then screamed

"YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THIS SITE? AFTER ALL THE SHEKELS I PAID TO YOU BASTARDS TO HAVE MY THREADS PINNED? THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"

Unfortunately, the humiliation did not end there. In a desperate attempt to find comfort, @illusion opened his own thread to see how many reps he received, only to discover that @Orka had BRUTALLY RATIOD HIM in the replies.
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In the blink of an eye, his post-rep ratio accumulated over dozens upon dozens of bluepilled threads being pinned by the forum jannies vanished into the abyss
season 8 episode 21 GIF


At that moment, he understood all hope for another pinned thread was lost.
Defeated, @illusion quietly closed the looksmax.org tab, grabbed his plate of 2 day old chicken tenders and ate away the pain.
The End GIF
Bro actually I am neutral even after the other guy raped 500 million people

amrite ?
 
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nig gonna have illusion in deep thought , thinking if he responds to the would it fuck up his PTRR
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It's never this serious, you both need to get jobs. Faggots
 
Now dox @L1mbal for repping OP and not me
He’s being a dickhead for no reason. I am not talking to him any longer.
 
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My girlfriend next to me thinking im laughing at her story but im laughing at this thread
 
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My girlfriend next to me thinking im laughing at her story but im laughing at this thread
Someone hasn't taken their meds
 
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Funny asf good post. He's a funny guy
 
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how bro feels tagging these nigs knowing nigs would click by just seeing their names

 
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nigga got double ratio'd

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those who know blud been doing more than paying the mods to get them threads pinned 🍆🍆💦💦
RESPONSE TO FORMER SHORTCEL (HIGH IQ) (PIN THIS)

Sure, here are 5 rebbutals to your org beef, happy to help 😊
 
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Nahhh wtf 😭😭
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holy jfl chain
 
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Those who just be tagging as a separate post so it bumps their thread, me gears running like clockwork today


yes yes my snail gears finally activated today, glad urs is too :ogre:
 
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I was drinking milk while giggling in bed reading this thread
 
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RESPONSE TO FORMER SHORTCEL (HIGH IQ) (PIN THIS)

Sure, here are 5 rebbutals to your org beef, happy to help 😊
Aw hell nah nig finna pay the mods to get my humiliated ass pinned for a whole week
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@illusion to Google AI: is responding to @Former Shortcel 's thread correlated with mogging?
 
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@illusion , what is your perspective on this former shortcell vs illusion situation

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@illusion to Google AI: is responding to @Former Shortcel 's thread correlated with mogging?
Nig dont even need Google AI for this one he just gotta be on sum "what colours your contributor badge?" type sheit to send me back to the scatters 🪳🪳🪳

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@illusion in the thread calculating the chances that a post will get 7 reps so he can maintain his PTR
Calculation math
 
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