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After laughter comes tears
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One day while browsing the forum, @illusion stumbled upon the Verdam evisceration thread. His eyes widened, the thread was drowing in reps, getting replies faster than a turkish mans hairline was norwooding, and most importantly, it had been pinned.
Immediately, he thought to himself: "I need a piece of this."
@illusion then began quickly working on a thread of his own. Not a response to the evisceration, but more so his fence-sitting thoughts on the mattter at hand
After carefully crafting this new thread by running a prompt into ChatGPT, he then waited with glee. After all his threads always got pinned when enough money was given to the forum jannies, surely this one would too!
Seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours, his thread remained unpinned.
Panic began to set in, sweat dripping down his face and onto the withering chair he was sitting on in his mothers basement. He then screamed
"YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THIS SITE? AFTER ALL THE SHEKELS I PAID TO YOU BASTARDS TO HAVE MY THREADS PINNED? THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"
Unfortunately, the humiliation did not end there. In a desperate attempt to find comfort, @illusion opened his own thread to see how many reps he received, only to discover that @Orka had BRUTALLY RATIOD HIM in the replies.
In the blink of an eye, his post-rep ratio accumulated over dozens upon dozens of bluepilled threads being pinned by the forum jannies vanished into the abyss
At that moment, he understood all hope for another pinned thread was lost. Defeated, @illusion quietly closed the looksmax.org tab, grabbed his plate of 2 day old chicken tenders and ate away the pain.
Immediately, he thought to himself: "I need a piece of this."
@illusion then began quickly working on a thread of his own. Not a response to the evisceration, but more so his fence-sitting thoughts on the mattter at hand
After carefully crafting this new thread by running a prompt into ChatGPT, he then waited with glee. After all his threads always got pinned when enough money was given to the forum jannies, surely this one would too!
Seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours, his thread remained unpinned.
Panic began to set in, sweat dripping down his face and onto the withering chair he was sitting on in his mothers basement. He then screamed
"YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THIS SITE? AFTER ALL THE SHEKELS I PAID TO YOU BASTARDS TO HAVE MY THREADS PINNED? THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"
Unfortunately, the humiliation did not end there. In a desperate attempt to find comfort, @illusion opened his own thread to see how many reps he received, only to discover that @Orka had BRUTALLY RATIOD HIM in the replies.
In the blink of an eye, his post-rep ratio accumulated over dozens upon dozens of bluepilled threads being pinned by the forum jannies vanished into the abyss
At that moment, he understood all hope for another pinned thread was lost. Defeated, @illusion quietly closed the looksmax.org tab, grabbed his plate of 2 day old chicken tenders and ate away the pain.
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