The Ultimate Dickmaxxing Thread

Link to extender
 
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holy shit , your threads are so high quality
 
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holy shit , your threads are so high quality
Haha thanks broski, got a few more in the making ( a lot jfl)

hopefully I’ll ascend you all and get you laid
@Prettyboy is on the team too! We are partners in crime to ascend you all
 
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Haha thanks broski, got a few more in the making ( a lot jfl)

hopefully I’ll ascend you all and get you laid
@Prettyboy is on the team too! We are partners in crime to ascend you all
yeah i noticed , i bookmarked your threads , and will make a Doc Replica in case this site falls
 
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yeah i noticed , i bookmarked your threads , and will make a Doc Replica in case this site falls
Thanks a lot broski, really appreciate this.
Me and @Prettyboy are tying to make the best, easy to understand and simple guides to take all our knowledge from the years of browsing forums and research and make it simple, easy to access and ascend most people here: hopefully if this site falls the guides we make will be able to rebuild and stop the damage :)
 
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@ChristianChad can wear all day and is discreet. Be sensible if it hurts it’s time for a rest or you’ll have no dick jfl
 
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@ChristianChad can wear all day and is discreet. Be sensible if it hurts it’s time for a rest or you’ll have no dick jfl
Did this one give you results?

It looks very different from the expensive penis extenders like phallosan forte or penimaster pro

Also thoughts on my version i bought for 21€ on ebay ?

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Nofap

Cialis maxxing

Extenders

Bulge game

Taste and smell

Hygiene

Hair removal

Most people on this forum are dirty coomers. This is not benefitting your dick game at all, and we know how far a good dick can carry you. The science behind it is that constant masturbation causes erectile dysfunction and weaker erections resulting in the fact you won’t be able to get hard over a girl, you will not be adequately stimulated during sex, you may not even be able to stay hard.



Not to mention how pathetic it is to tell a girl you’re about to cum and only a little load comes out 😂



Don’t worry though there is a simple answer to cures these problems for you, called nofap. Stop fucking cooming! It’s disgusting and has plenty of other benefits here’s a resource to help you stop asap.



https://www.nofap.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Getting-Started-with-NoFap.pdf

This will benefit two things that are hella import to girls: size and hardness



How does Cialis work? Cialis increases blood flow to the tissue of your penis. To get a little scientific, PDE5 inhibitors block something called cGMP-specific phosphodiesterase type 5, or PDE5 for short. This is an enzyme that's responsible for regulating the flow of blood to the penis (and other areas of the body).



So basically most people don’t have great blood flow to the penis resulting in weak erections and not the most full size it can be! Using these cheap pills 30-60 minutes before sex will help you max your dick game to have a good hard dick and also some increased length and girth (assuming you can’t reach your maximum potential due to not adequate blood flow)
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Using an extender for 1000 hours is frequently mentioned to increase your dick by 1 inch. I’d recommend using an all day stretcher as can be used for a while longer meaning you can get a bigger dick in less time



The science behind this is as such



Penile Extender Increased Flaccid Length By Almost A Third, Clinical Study Reports. Summary: Men who used a penile extender every day for six months saw the length of their flaccid penis increase by 32% and their erectile function increase by up to 36%.



Be safe, if you get pins and needles, lose sensitivity or ur dick goes numb take off the device as you’ll be doing more damage than good



It’s a cheap investment but well worth it for an easy inch. You should note it’s minimal effort for groundbreaking changes so get on it!
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So if you’re anything like 99% of men you have a decent dicksize (and after this thread surely a top tier dick too!)



But you’re a grower not a shower! Don’t worry I have you covered. A smart little trick to bring attention to your big dick is simply a pad in your boxers.



Here’s the link!



Amazon product ASIN B08HQQDP94


Cheap af, means you can run bulge game and will give you a pretty darn good halo showing off to everyone without saying a single word “hey look at how big my dick is, bet you wanna sleep w me”
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The fact of the matter is a bad smelling and tasting dick is gonna be a huge failo, enough to cockblock you from sex. Imagine getting your pants off after all your looksmaxxing hard work just for the foid to be physically repulsed and tell you “I can’t do this sorry”



Well that’s the sad reality if you don’t take care of your little pal down there



How to make it taste good then lev? What should I eat or avoid?



Simple:



The big offenders that reportedly give semen a musky, bitter smell and taste include:

  • garlic
  • onions
  • broccoli
  • cabbage
  • leafy greens
  • asparagus
  • meat and dairy products
The alleged items that may help make the flavor of semen a little more tolerable include:

  • celery
  • parsley
  • wheatgrass
  • cinnamon
  • nutmeg
  • pineapple
  • papaya
  • oranges


Just make sure to avoid most of the bad ones (dairy and meats are too important to avoid so that’s one you’ll just have to live with). But make sure to eat a lot of these fruits and spices to help you taste better :)



What about the smell though? Well the hygiene is a big part we will cover that later however. Quick fixes you should do is buy yourself some gold bond (yellow bottle)



Use sparingly and you’re dick will smell good as gold (no pun intended)



Make sure to trim the forest also as sweat can build up and stink (covered more in hair removal later)
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No need to use soap on your glans/under the foreskin, can even be counterproductive, just use running water and a washcloth/your fingers;



after urinating, wipe any last drops from the urethra with toilet paper;



being clean shaven can reduce the both amount you sweat and the general mustiness of the place;



when washing your testicles, be gentle, and use the opportunity to check yourself for lumps.



Simple as!

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In the shower with a ton of lather and a Venus3 razor. Venus3 has a flat head geometry that is kinder to curvy body parts than a man's facial razor. DE for the face but Venus for the penis.



As for balls and ass hair use nair!



Make sure if you know you’re gonna have sex that day to shave up and get rid of all that hair so you can be baby smooth before fucking!



Benefits of this include : bigger looking dick, doesn’t stink, more attractive (can you imagine fucking a hairy ass pussy 🤮)

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that’s how you can maximise your investment returns on your dick. We know how much of a halo a big dick is and keeping it ideal down there will optimise performance and hopefully get the girl hooked to your dick (if you have a 10/10 dick she enjoys even if you’re not the best looking guy she will call you for casual sex. )

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Do you recommend a completely clean shaven dick + balls when one is very hairy elsewhere? It would look strange only being clean shaven there while the legs are very hairy

Would trimmed be better in that case?

Also doesn't clean shaven look prepubescent and low T?
 
Do you recommend a completely clean shaven dick + balls when one is very hairy elsewhere? It would look strange only being clean shaven there while the legs are very hairy

Would trimmed be better in that case?

Also doesn't clean shaven look prepubescent and low T?
Foids hate all pubes tbhngl
 
Can i pm you pic? How can i remove hairs on the dick itself?



@Lev Peshkov also answer this
Don’t send a dick pic thanks and I’ve heard they work the best tbhngl
 
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Don’t send a dick pic thanks and I’ve heard they work the best tbhngl
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What are your thoughts on this ebay penis extender? 21€ seems too good to be true / working, no?
 
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Do you recommend a completely clean shaven dick + balls when one is very hairy elsewhere? It would look strange only being clean shaven there while the legs are very hairy

Would trimmed be better in that case?

Also doesn't clean shaven look prepubescent and low T?
I only get rid of hair on my dick and balls, other hair I just trim and nobody ever complained
 
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didnt work for this dude and it cn causes erectyle dysfunction

First of all that's not my version

Secondly he didn't use it for 1000+ hours

Thirdly he is gaslighting to reduce competition
 
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First of all that's not my version

Secondly he didn't use it for 1000+ hours

Thirdly he is gaslighting to reduce competition
true, also he is a faggot so i wouldnt trust anything he says anyway. people in the comments on the other hand have seen positive changes. someone gained 1.5 inches i saw. but you shouldnt wear it at night i think cause at night you have erections which can cause problems. also if your dick is changing colour i would stop the treatment cause of fear of ED.
 
bro nofap is so hard, i was in a 9 month LTR where i got pussy handed to me on a plate for 9 months, but now after she broke up with me i fap 3-4 times a day now :ogre:
 
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That’s cope as well he has lost considerable

So you still don’t deny the fact that face literally mogs everything because londonvillie has height, dick size and can get subhumans only
At least don’t fall on your own argument
Right. They think we're trying to cope about height, dick, muscle, whatever when we say face is the vast majority of the equation, but we aren't lol, it's literally just reality, face IS the vast majority of the equation.
 
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constant masturbation causes erectile dysfunction
NOT true at all. porn consumption causes ED, not fapping to your thoughts. many get this mixed up because no one fapps with their own brain anymore. fapping once a week actually boosts testo to the peak and prevents prostate cancer

 

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