The ultimate suicide method

[Panzram]

Getting on a ship that crosses the atlatic or the pacific and jumping with a weight handcuffed to your arm. At those depths (CCD) the body can never resurface due to the pressure compressing the gasses and killing bouyancy. Also at these abyssal depths the water is unsatureted in calcium and will perfectly dissolve your bones after the marine creatures eat your flesh and the Osedax worms eat your bone marrow.

No one will be able to mock my retarded deformed maxilla and madible a thousand years after my death