The universe wants me to lose weight.

[dough2]

Put 50 cents into a vending machine for a can of ginger ale. The machine ate that shit. Put 50 cents into another machine, every single soda was out except for Diet Coke.

Feels good having the universe on your side.

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

I have fast / high metabolism so I can eat whatever I want

What I ate today so far ... It's 12:30 PM now

3 pieces of fried chicken with toasted egg and cheese sandwich

2 peanut butter sandwiches

2 Litre bottle of Cordial

 

[dough2]

I have fast / high metabolism so I can eat whatever I want

What I ate today so far ... It's 12:30 PM now

3 pieces of fried chicken with toasted egg and cheese sandwich

2 peanut butter sandwiches

2 Litre bottle of Cordial

I had 1.5 cinnamon rolls (not an actual cinnamon roll, like a bread roll with cinnamon coating on it), and 2 cheese sticks since I woke up.

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

I had 1.5 cinnamon rolls (not an actual cinnamon roll, like a bread roll with cinnamon coating on it), and 2 cheese sticks since I woke up.

What's your height / weight / bideltoid ?

 

[dough2]

What's your height / weight / bideltoid ?

6'3" with no shoes on, 240-250lbs, 21.5"

 

[nattycel]

Universe wants you dead via hunger

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I have fast / high metabolism so I can eat whatever I want

What I ate today so far ... It's 12:30 PM now

3 pieces of fried chicken with toasted egg and cheese sandwich

2 peanut butter sandwiches

2 Litre bottle of Cordial

You have low appetite.

 

[dough2]

Universe wants you dead via hunger

Have you considered becoming a comedian?

 

[nattycel]

Have you considered becoming a comedian?

What makes you think I'm not one already?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

The Universe doesn't even know you exist.

 

[Tony]

The Universe doesn't even know you exist.

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[Roping Subhuman]

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Quotes me.

 

[Tony]

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