6ft4
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Be born a 6'4 - 7'4 white guy meaning your life is already on easy mode
Practice shooting a ball into a hoop on your own and you've almost replicated the majority of what you'll do in a game since all your opponent can do is stand in front of you and put their hands up to affect your shot when you're stood still, they cant tackle you.
It's the closest team sport there is to darts in terms of being able to practice by yourself so even tallcels who have no natural sporting gift can make it
Get into the NBA and display zero effort in games in the regular season because you all have a gentlemans agreement not to try so hard because you're all tallcels who believe trying hard is for manlets (which you've made a sport to exclude manlets from) It's literally a tallcel cartel
They're literally so lazy that anytime one of them falls to the ground, they dont stand up on their own but just lay there with their arms out until teammates pull them up off the ground. (In this case it's an opponent pulling him up but you get the idea)
Since you're tall you can eat whatever you want and wont become too out of shape to play such a low effort game (TFBEM pill) and you dont even have to gymcel since gymcel strength barely matters so you can just piss about with your teammates in the gym laughing at the thought of tryhard gymcels
Since you're playing a non contact sport where you jog up and down a small court you dont have to worry about any soreness or bruising after games and you dont have to worry about resting and packing in calories to recover properly, you can literally go and party until 4am after the game and still be able to play the following day.
Since you play a sport where your face is up close to the camera when you play, foids can develop a stronger sense of familiarity with you than they can with players of other sports and they literally pay thousands for courtside seats in the hopes of getting noticed by you.
Whenever the camera is on these foids they start making sexually aroused faces in the hopes the clip will go viral so that a basketball player see's it and finds their instagram that she's working day and night to link under the viral clips.
The level of money and status you have is utterly insane and slaying new foids every day cannot hinder your performance enough to jeprodize your place on the team because you play such an physically non-taxing sport
You then play serious competitve games for one month of the year if you make it to the post season which is just the right amount of time for the competitive effort to remain enjoyable
Practice shooting a ball into a hoop on your own and you've almost replicated the majority of what you'll do in a game since all your opponent can do is stand in front of you and put their hands up to affect your shot when you're stood still, they cant tackle you.
It's the closest team sport there is to darts in terms of being able to practice by yourself so even tallcels who have no natural sporting gift can make it
Get into the NBA and display zero effort in games in the regular season because you all have a gentlemans agreement not to try so hard because you're all tallcels who believe trying hard is for manlets (which you've made a sport to exclude manlets from) It's literally a tallcel cartel
They're literally so lazy that anytime one of them falls to the ground, they dont stand up on their own but just lay there with their arms out until teammates pull them up off the ground. (In this case it's an opponent pulling him up but you get the idea)
Since you're tall you can eat whatever you want and wont become too out of shape to play such a low effort game (TFBEM pill) and you dont even have to gymcel since gymcel strength barely matters so you can just piss about with your teammates in the gym laughing at the thought of tryhard gymcels
Since you're playing a non contact sport where you jog up and down a small court you dont have to worry about any soreness or bruising after games and you dont have to worry about resting and packing in calories to recover properly, you can literally go and party until 4am after the game and still be able to play the following day.
Since you play a sport where your face is up close to the camera when you play, foids can develop a stronger sense of familiarity with you than they can with players of other sports and they literally pay thousands for courtside seats in the hopes of getting noticed by you.
Whenever the camera is on these foids they start making sexually aroused faces in the hopes the clip will go viral so that a basketball player see's it and finds their instagram that she's working day and night to link under the viral clips.
The level of money and status you have is utterly insane and slaying new foids every day cannot hinder your performance enough to jeprodize your place on the team because you play such an physically non-taxing sport
You then play serious competitve games for one month of the year if you make it to the post season which is just the right amount of time for the competitive effort to remain enjoyable
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