There is literally zero reason to go to the gym. Stop coping.

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Everyone who claims it to be this amazingly great activity you need to do to "slay" is 100 percent bullshiting you with their cope

Not only does it age you, but it's also just a place filled with mostly insecure and ugly people trying to make up for something

In reality, there are literal charismatic moggers slaying whilst never stepping foot into a gym.

It's also funny because if you start of skinny with small bone structure, you will never be as strong as a taller man with superior bone structure
 
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I prefer playing fortnite and roblox
 
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it doesn’t age you im sorry not gonna argue

IMG 4960
 
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I prefer playing fortnite and roblox
I drop from faceit lvl 7 to lvl 4

Now I just queue office 24/7 while listening to Goatis and soundcloud remixes

Better than lifting heavy weights for nothing
 
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I’m not the one saying it. There are plenty of studies and proof
Having bigger mass ages you

I doubt you know less than goatis

Byeeee.
 
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do you do hiking, jogging, digging, swimming and climbing etc every single day?
 
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Having bigger mass ages you

I doubt you know less than goatis

Byeeee.
bro I follow all professional athletes, all the nutritionists and pt that work with them. Idc about a Swedish nigga with a mic tbh.
 
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Everyone who claims it to be this amazingly great activity you need to do to "slay" is 100 percent bullshiting you with their cope

Not only does it age you, but it's also just a place filled with mostly insecure and ugly people trying to make up for something

In reality, there are literal charismatic moggers slaying whilst never stepping foot into a gym.

It's also funny because if you start of skinny with small bone structure, you will never be as strong as a taller man with superior bone structure
All male mdoels workout
 
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I drop from faceit lvl 7 to lvl 4

Now I just queue office 24/7 while listening to Goatis and soundcloud remixes

Better than lifting heavy weights for nothing
faceit is for tryhards

im LEM but I solo queue nuke to fuck with russians these days
 
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holy when will copers stop spewing out this retarded take. if you're lazy and don't want to improve because "muh Chad doesn't have to do anything" then just kill yourself at this point.
 
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Everyone who claims it to be this amazingly great activity you need to do to "slay" is 100 percent bullshiting you with their cope

Not only does it age you, but it's also just a place filled with mostly insecure and ugly people trying to make up for something

In reality, there are literal charismatic moggers slaying whilst never stepping foot into a gym.

It's also funny because if you start of skinny with small bone structure, you will never be as strong as a taller man with superior bone structure
Bump
 
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All male mdoels workout
So what?

Who is trying to look like a model?

The epitome of male achievement is providing security to your family and procreation. You don't need to have model looks, it's actually Ideal that you have androgenic strong look.

do you do hiking, jogging, digging, swimming and climbing etc every single day?
Nope. I sit down 24/7, walk for maybe 10 mins a day only.

Extremely minimal activity, I just eat and sleep.


You really took the bait.
?

bro I follow all professional athletes, all the nutritionists and pt that work with them. Idc about a Swedish nigga with a mic tbh.
Professional slaves
 
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Professional slaves
professional slaves who’s job is to win. And to win they need to be better physically than their opponents. If goatis advice was super true and good, they would follow to make more money. The franchise owners would obligate them all.
 
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holy when will copers stop spewing out this retarded take. if you're lazy and don't want to improve because "muh Chad doesn't have to do anything" then just kill yourself at this point.
Lol when did I say anything about Chad retard

I'm not lazy just because I don't want to live you like "people"

You are weirdly mentally deranged for even thinking that
 
faceit is for tryhards

im LEM but I solo queue nuke to fuck with russians these days
Ahhaha

I peaked GN on csgo

But matchmaking is for trolling ESL's in VC
 
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Nope. I sit down 24/7, walk for maybe 10 mins a day only.

Extremely minimal activity, I just eat and sleep.
do you think your ancestors just sat on there ass all day?
 
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Ahhaha

I peaked GN on csgo

But matchmaking is for trolling ESL's in VC
GE was easy to get on csgo if you had good trust

currently though I grief too much so I always play with 1-2 closet cheaters every game sometimes even a blatant one
 
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cope faggot
IMG 8304
IMG 8305
 
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Calisthenics mogs
 
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Going to the gym to Sam Sulekmaxx ofc is retarted. Going to the gym to increase strength and core stability is just optimal for health. I don't care what some latvian retard says
 
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gym is for retards and masochists
 
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this is only 1.5 of months of going to the gym, it’s only gonna get better buddy
yeah its fine, for a second though you had that tiktok kid who did 3 gym sessions and thinks hes a demigod shitting on everyone now energy on you
 
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high iq post.

calisthenics (simulating hunting, carrying a deer, sneaking up on prey, pulling up to trees)+martial arts MOGS gymcels

no question about it

but they BELIEVE in the gym like a religion

no way you can convince them out of their religion.
it’s the new Corrupt Church. Socializing, members suffering together, listening to shitty music blasted from speakers that make you want to vomit, paying to suffer…

no sunlight should be the biggest red flag.

edit: having to eat like a starved animal for a caloric surplus , aging your organs, wasting money on food and prepping…to get more skilled at repeating lifting piece of metal…

mental illness
 
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high iq post.

calisthenics (simulating hunting, carrying a deer, sneaking up on prey, pulling up to trees)+martial arts MOGS gymcels

no question about it

but they BELIEVE in the gym like a religion

no way you can convince them out of their religion.
it’s the new Corrupt Church. Socializing, members suffering together, listening to shitty music blasted from speakers that make you want to vomit, paying to suffer…

no sunlight should be the biggest red flag.
Calisthenics is actually preferable because you will never train redundant muscles nor overly stress targeted ones

Calisthenics is true athleticism.
 
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Everyone who claims it to be this amazingly great activity you need to do to "slay" is 100 percent bullshiting you with their cope

Not only does it age you, but it's also just a place filled with mostly insecure and ugly people trying to make up for something

In reality, there are literal charismatic moggers slaying whilst never stepping foot into a gym.

It's also funny because if you start of skinny with small bone structure, you will never be as strong as a taller man with superior bone structure
You should watch less goatis so you can stop coping with made up theories that sound interesting on the surface, but are not in line with reality.
 
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Going to the gym to Sam Sulekmaxx ofc is retarted. Going to the gym to increase strength and core stability is just optimal for health. I don't care what some latvian retard says
Calisthenics is actually preferable because you will never train redundant muscles nor overly stress targeted ones

Calisthenics is true athleticism.
^^

As long as you don't take drugs or look like a tumor

You have a good body
 
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Calisthenics is actually preferable because you will never train redundant muscles nor overly stress targeted ones

Calisthenics is true athleticism.
agreed plus you can do it under sunlight and you don’t have to eat like an animal just to “bulk”

more symmetry more aesthetic outcomes

fresh air instead of nasty gym air with ugly music blasting on speakers

nonsense
 
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professional slaves who’s job is to win. And to win they need to be better physically than their opponents. If goatis advice was super true and good, they would follow to make more money. The franchise owners would obligate them all.
Good goyim
 
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True it's about being lean and being able to hunt, not some fool going in a gym lifting artificial shit
 
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He's right

But weightlifting is still literally not needed for any reason whatsoever
Its not needed but its beneficial if he's right so, there is a reason although yes you dont need  to
 
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True it's about being lean and being able to hunt, not some fool going in a gym lifting artificial shit
Exactly.



Notice how they have minimal muscle mass, it's literally more ideal than higher muscle mass.

Cuz you need less food to live off lol
 
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What is not in line with reality
Post your physique if you want people to take your opinions seriously. Otherwise your opinions and life experiences are based on your own insecurity and reality, which is enough to invalidate your stands.

You get your information from someone that has gone down the typical incel pipeline —> insecure teen—> gym—> vegan—> raw meat and eventually schizo.

Not a word.
 
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No, they had to hunt?

This is common sense, worrying that you need to ask.
if they had to actively look for food they would be doing more then 10 mins of activity a day
high iq post.

calisthenics (simulating hunting, carrying a deer, sneaking up on prey, pulling up to trees)
you have to use gym equipment to do alot of calisthenics, even if its improvised
also wouldn't squatting/deadlifting with weight be a more similar movement to carrying a deer compared to lifting yourself on a bar, doing pushups or body weight squats
martial arts MOGS gymcels
i do martial arts and it takes place in a gym where we use gym equipment to perform better. martial art cels are a type of gymcel
 
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