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sytyl

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I had such a good long weekend, going out on friday night, hiking all day on saturday, rotting on looksmax last night and today

and now tomorrow it's back to wagey :feelsbadman:
how do people do this for 40 years

I wish I was a refugee in sweden collecting welfare and just walking around all day or a black guy in a gang in america planning the next drive by
 
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I know a way.
@OldVirgin
 
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So I’m a 33M and my wife and I decided to engage in our first threesome with another guy. I’m straight she just wanted to try DP. My wife didn’t want him to cum in her and we weren’t using condoms. The other guy is also straight. So he was on his back she was on him and I was on top he told her he was about to cum and she immediately slid forward I was still in her but was now over his cock. So anyways he was cumming on my ass at this point and he was thrusting and went in to me it more or less slid right in initially it was extremely uncomfortable but maybe because of the cum it was easy. I was going to hop off when it went in but after the initial uncomfortable feeling I started to have an orgasm and it felt euphoric so much as though that my cock fell out of my wife as I sat up on him and I continued to masturbate until it finished.

There wasn’t any weirdness initially but after he left I went to the bathroom and masturbated to orgasm 2 more times thinking about the way it felt.

Is this normal? Also being that I’ve never experienced anal is the whole euphoric thing a thing?

Also being that I’m straight and have no attraction to males is it still acceptable if I want to be penetrated again during a threesome by a guy?
 
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Nigga talks like he will do sum hard job when he literally will type and rot behind the computer just like 2 day
 
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I need to become a multi millionaire do you know a way for this :feelsbadman:
You don’t. You just need to be legally disabled.
 
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Nigga talks like he will do sum hard job when he literally will type and rot behind the computer just like 2 day
it's about the principle
I disagree with the concept of working and modernity
 
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You don’t. You just need to be legally disabled.
i tried to fake a disability to get disability benefit but they didnt believe me:feelswah:
 
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Hiking? Sounds awful :hnghn:
 
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it's about the principle
I disagree with the concept of working and modernity
true i had a job few months ago which i actually liked 80% of it was just talking to friends but getting up and shit like that was still cucked and i didnt want to go
 
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I wish I was a black guy in a gang in america planning the next drive by
I might drop a mixtape with @kjsbdfiusdf and @Ed676

Tryna get out the hood fr

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Basically you need to either actually fake being disabled or you need to find a doctor who will do it for you. The way you make a doctor risk his job for you is by basically blackmailing the doctor by maybe finding something dirty on him or maybe you could make a deal to give the doctor a share of your income in exchange for legal disability.
 
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Basically you need to either actually fake being disabled or you need to find a doctor who will do it for you. The way you make a doctor risk his job for you is by basically blackmailing the doctor by maybe finding something dirty on him or maybe you could make a deal to give the doctor a share of your income in exchange for legal disability.
doesn't pay enough
 
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i have disability insurance free insurance and everything :Comfy:
 
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So I’m a 33M and my wife and I decided to engage in our first threesome with another guy. I’m straight she just wanted to try DP. My wife didn’t want him to cum in her and we weren’t using condoms. The other guy is also straight. So he was on his back she was on him and I was on top he told her he was about to cum and she immediately slid forward I was still in her but was now over his cock. So anyways he was cumming on my ass at this point and he was thrusting and went in to me it more or less slid right in initially it was extremely uncomfortable but maybe because of the cum it was easy. I was going to hop off when it went in but after the initial uncomfortable feeling I started to have an orgasm and it felt euphoric so much as though that my cock fell out of my wife as I sat up on him and I continued to masturbate until it finished.

There wasn’t any weirdness initially but after he left I went to the bathroom and masturbated to orgasm 2 more times thinking about the way it felt.

Is this normal? Also being that I’ve never experienced anal is the whole euphoric thing a thing?

Also being that I’m straight and have no attraction to males is it still acceptable if I want to be penetrated again during a threesome by a guy?
 
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you get monday off fuck you
 
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Fran Healy Meme GIF by Travis
 
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i have to go back with my ripped pants because im too high inhib to buy another one
 
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everybody here is capable of escaping modern slavery,

in order to accomplish this? you have to look beyond the horizon.

anyone can become a social celebrity star by simply starting up a youtube
 
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"but that's the right path" said my cucked family
 
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anyone can become a social celebrity star by simply starting up a youtube
too difficult only like the top 0.0001% actually make it

the twitch streamer leaks was suifuel, some retarded roastie like pokimane makes what I make in a year in a month I literally can't cope with knowing that :feelswhy:
 
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too difficult only like the top 0.0001% actually make it

the twitch streamer leaks was suifuel, some retarded roastie like pokimane makes what I make in a year in a month I literally can't cope with knowing that :feelswhy:
and all she does is react to videos, she has tons of haters though

i do believe if you actually put effort in and strategize correctly, you can make it

knowing what you want to do though is key.
 
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too difficult only like the top 0.0001% actually make it

the twitch streamer leaks was suifuel, some retarded roastie like pokimane makes what I make in a year in a month I literally can't cope with knowing that :feelswhy:
and i think this is just ad revenue they make from having people watch their twitch
and doesn't include the donations, or just includes the 30% or so that twitch gets from them
 
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i think i'd like to get on benefits somehow. Some people are really good at beating the system. It's not a lot of moeny but it beats working. YOu can get all your rent paid and also get universal credit of likle £450 per month on top.

And if you can convince them you're mentall unwell you get a lot more

That's my plan long term I think. Working is super depressing
 
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i think i'd like to get on benefits somehow. Some people are really good at beating the system. It's not a lot of moeny but it beats working. YOu can get all your rent paid and also get universal credit of likle £450 per month on top.

And if you can convince them you're mentall unwell you get a lot more

That's my plan long term I think. Working is super depressing
that's basically nothing, I need at least 70-75% of the salary I'm making rn (but for free)
 
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that's basically nothing, I need at least 70-75% of the salary I'm making rn (but for free)
it'd be enough for me lol. No rent to worry about, and maybe £800 per month spending money (assuming disability rate)
I need to get on meds first though to get the ball rolling. And then apply for disability. And then likely have to appeal a few times
Fine by me. I don't wanna be rich lol. Just wanna be able to not work
 
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it'd be enough for me lol. No rent to worry about, and maybe £800 per month spending money (assuming disability rate)
I need to get on meds first though to get the ball rolling. And then apply for disability. And then likely have to appeal a few times
Fine by me. I don't wanna be rich lol. Just wanna be able to not work
Plus you can just have 10 kids and claim for them too
 
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Know that feel. Fuck I can’t work, too lazy, and I don’t want to feel like a work horse. Need to find a way to make the government give me buxx ngl, I don’t want to do this shit, it feels soul-crushing af. I’m already missing a lot of work because it just feels soul-crushing and I don’t want to do something I don’t want to do
 
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I tried to get on disability a while back because with my sleep issues I basically am disabled. Lawyers told me I had no shot given my official diagnosis of “mild sleep apnea”. This of course doesn’t account for the 8 years of sleep apnea ptsd and mental damage and inability to get proper, refreshing sleep.

So I guess I’ll just go to sea and spend my time rotting and fucking and sleeping. Maybe work on coding too to get a head start for when I’m healthy
 
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I tried to get on disability a while back because with my sleep issues I basically am disabled. Lawyers told me I had no shot given my official diagnosis of “mild sleep apnea”. This of course doesn’t account for the 8 years of sleep apnea ptsd and mental damage and inability to get proper, refreshing sleep.

So I guess I’ll just go to sea and spend my time rotting and fucking and sleeping. Maybe work on coding too to get a head start for when I’m healthy
aren't you a rich trust fund frat boy chad
 
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I wish I was a refugee in sweden collecting welfare and just walking around all day or a black guy in a gang in america planning the next drive by
 
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working is a meme. money is a meme. look at cryptocels

imagine busting ass and getting bullied for minimum wage when people have made billions buying funny ponzi 'money'
 
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that's basically nothing, I need at least 70-75% of the salary I'm making rn (but for free)
What do you even do with your money. You probably just stack it
 
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aren't you a rich trust fund frat boy chad
My parents make good money and I’m a chadlite. But they aren’t rich, they certainly don’t like spending much on me, I’m a cripple, and I only have about 10 grand and a car to my name with no good source of income or means of creating one
 
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What do you even do with your money. You probably just stack it
rotting in chequing accounts or invested in safe boomer stocks/plans
 
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I tried to get on disability a while back because with my sleep issues I basically am disabled. Lawyers told me I had no shot given my official diagnosis of “mild sleep apnea”. This of course doesn’t account for the 8 years of sleep apnea ptsd and mental damage and inability to get proper, refreshing sleep.

So I guess I’ll just go to sea and spend my time rotting and fucking and sleeping. Maybe work on coding too to get a head start for when I’m healthy
I am diagnosed aspergers and adhd, and most likely have insomnia, thinking of declaring disability as well maybe, doesn’t help the fact like 80% or something of autistic males are unable to work
 
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I am diagnosed aspergers and adhd, and most likely have insomnia, thinking of declaring disability as well maybe, doesn’t help the fact like 80% or something of autistic males are unable to work
I’m not autistic so why would I know. I also don’t know what country you’re in but apparently it takes fuuuucking ages to get disability in the states. Good luck
 
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I’m not autistic so why would I know. I also don’t know what country you’re in but apparently it takes fuuuucking ages to get disability in the states. Good luck
I was just telling from my experience man, chill.
Also simple as this
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