There should be an alternate version of Afroman - “Because I Got High” but it’s called “Because I’m ugly”

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine this song but with the lyrics “because I’m ugly” or “because I’m male”

It makes perfect sense. You lose and fail at life simply for being born an ugly male. I really wish someone remakes this song but with those lyrics

 

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine these lyrics:

I was gonna make love to you but I’m ugly
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but I realized I’m ugly
now I'm jacking off and I know why (Why man?)
- because Im ugly (repeat 3X)
(back round go go 10 times)
I messed up my entire life because I’m an ugly male
I lost my kids and wife because I’m ugly
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
- because I’m an ugly short male (repeat 3X)