Theres only 2 ways to get laid

[Deleted member 5522]

Driver licence + big dick

or

Face + Height


Add in race as a bonus

 

[Dr. Greenberg]

Shitpost

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Interesting

 

[Deleted member 7125]

 

[Beetlejuice]

Big dick=volcel

 

[Deleted member 4430]

or

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Shitpost

Its not, big dick + a car is a way to get laid

 

[loksr]

Driver licence + big dick

or

Face + Height


Add in race as a bonus

5’9” 5.5” chad calls an uber so he can go buttfuck your mom and sister at the same time

I’m sick of people downplaying face, face is the END ALL BE ALL provided you don’t have gigafailoes like TURBOmanletism or a legitimate micropenis

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Just have a average face and be NT ngl

 

[Deleted member 5522]

5’9” 5.5” chad calls an uber so he can go buttfuck your mom and sister at the same time

I’m sick of people downplaying face, face is the END ALL BE ALL provided you don’t have gigafailoes like TURBOmanletism or a legitimate micropenis

Face is insignificant compared to having a car and a big dick

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Face is insignificant compared to having a car and a big dick

I have both what do I do now?

 

[Deleted member 5522]

I have both what do I do now?

 

[loksr]

Face is insignificant compared to having a car and a big dick

You’re a bluepilled cuck.
My face helps me every day
My big dick only helps me with size queens

nobody gives even a slight shit about your car unless they’re trying to betabuxx you

 

[Deleted member 756]

Driver licence + big dick

or

Face + Height


Add in race as a bonus

I have a big cock and a drivers licence and I’m tall

 

[Deleted member 5522]

I have a big cock and a drivers licence and I’m tall

And you get laid

 

[Deleted member 5522]

nobody gives even a slight shit about your car unless they’re trying to betabuxx you

You are coping

 

[Deleted member 8576]

 

[Deleted member 756]

And you get laid

Do I?

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Do I?

yes

 

[Deleted member 4562]

was expecting you to say rape tbh

 

[Deleted member 756]

yes

Interesting

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Interesting

Slay count : 17 (numbers game..)

 

[Deleted member 756]

Slay count : 17 (numbers game..)

Doesn’t count

 

[loksr]

You are coping

My life is a million times better than yours could ever be
I promise you, I have absolutely no need to cope

If a girl liking you is based on ANYTHING but something you were born with, you are nothing to her and you always will be

Go back to reddit, maybe a nice haircut and some skinny jeans will ascend you
Clown

 

[wristcel]

drivers license? Is this a US thing? Who gives a shit about that lol