Thermodynamics doesn't exist so you can not eat a fucking calorie

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Muh lett me calculate my daily "calorie" intake, muh let me drink diet sodas because it has no calories, muh 0 calorie drinks

I mean, sure go ahead and do it, less competition.

You can not eat a fucking calorie. Thermodynamics dont fucking EXIST you dumb nigger.

Fucking retarded gymcels "oh bro learn to count calories bro thats when u get lean count every single calorie"

Even FUNNIER when they're counting the imaginary "calories" of the fucking peasant foods like oats and chia seeds and all that bullshit they're eating.
 
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im proud to be jewish!
 
Muh lett me calculate my daily "calorie" intake, muh let me drink diet sodas because it has no calories, muh 0 calorie drinks

I mean, sure go ahead and do it, less competition.

You can not eat a fucking calorie. Thermodynamics dont fucking EXIST you dumb nigger.

Fucking retarded gymcels "oh bro learn to count calories bro thats when u get lean count every single calorie"

Even FUNNIER when they're counting the imaginary "calories" of the fucking peasant foods like oats and chia seeds and all that bullshit they're eating.
lmao imagine unironically thinking calories aren’t real 💀

you’re literally too brainrotted to grasp high school physics. “you can’t eat a calorie” yeah no shit, you also can’t eat a kilometer but you still use it to measure distance.

stay mad while lean gymcels mog your bloated seed oil caveman cope body into the dirt.
 
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lmao imagine unironically thinking calories aren’t real 💀

you’re literally too brainrotted to grasp high school physics. “you can’t eat a calorie” yeah no shit, you also can’t eat a kilometer but you still use it to measure distance.

stay mad while lean gymcels mog your bloated seed oil caveman cope body into the dirt.
Ragebait.
 
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So heat engines are fake ?
 
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Sure buddy if 6.5 inches is small its above average
You don't have 6.5 inches. I remember you saying you had 5 inches or something. Larping faggot.

Small dick energy.
 
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You don't have 6.5 inches. I remember you saying you had 5 inches or something. Larping faggot.

Small dick energy.
yeah u remember my ass Nigga search it Up lil buddy
 
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You don't have 6.5 inches. I remember you saying you had 5 inches or something. Larping faggot.

Small dick energy.
arent u the nigga searching up dick lenghtening methods? and i replied to ur thread yesterday trolling ur dickcel ass holy fucking projecting small dicked ugly uneducated subhuman
 
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So how do people get lean when going in a calorie defecit
 
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Metabolic rate matters more, everyone has witnessed this
 
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care to elaborate?
 
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