Thieves stole over $100M with the most braindead method of all time

[BigBallsLarry]

Louvre Crown Jewels Stolen In Seven-Minute Heist

On the morning of October 19, 2025, the Louvre Museum in Paris—home to centuries of art and history—was rocked by a brazen heist that left France stunned and authorities…

evrimagaci.org

Louvre heist: Amateurs, not professionals, carried out theft

Security at the Louvre museum in Paris was outmaneuvered not by a team of professional thieves, but a group of local amateurs, authorities have said.

www.dw.com

After the louvre heist, it was found that $102M worth of jewelery has been stolen in 7 minutes.

It was a 4 man operation, 2 people in the truck, 2 going inside. Funny thing is, this was NOT a well thought out, movie-like heist.

These guys literally just dressed up in vests, got a truck with an extension ladder, and got in without questions under the pretext that "they were doing construction work"

While inside, they originally planned to use grinders to get the jewelery from the hard glass, but it proved stubborn, so instead they rammed into the glass for a few minutes untill it finally gave in.

Apparently the security was watching them the entire time, but decided to not intervene and wait for the police to show up. The men got out seconds before the police got there and to this day haven't been found, and it's suspected that the jewelery has already been scrapped or sold.

This is probably one of the simplest heists in the last years, they took the "you can do anything with vests" meme and stole 100 million bucks with it

 

[BigBallsLarry]

@Jason Voorhees @TechnoBoss @Chadeep @Idk❤️

 

[Idontknow-]

Louvre Crown Jewels Stolen In Seven-Minute Heist

On the morning of October 19, 2025, the Louvre Museum in Paris—home to centuries of art and history—was rocked by a brazen heist that left France stunned and authorities…

evrimagaci.org

Louvre heist: Amateurs, not professionals, carried out theft

Security at the Louvre museum in Paris was outmaneuvered not by a team of professional thieves, but a group of local amateurs, authorities have said.

www.dw.com

After the louvre heist, it was found that $102M worth of jewelery has been stolen in 7 minutes.

It was a 4 man operation, 2 people in the truck, 2 going inside. Funny thing is, this was NOT a well thought out, movie-like heist.

View attachment 4286061

These guys literally just dressed up in vests, got a truck with an extension ladder, and got in without questions under the pretext that "they were doing construction work"

While inside, they originally planned to use grinders to get the jewelery from the hard glass, but it proved stubborn, so instead they rammed into the glass for a few minutes untill it finally gave in.

Apparently the security was watching them the entire time, but decided to not intervene and wait for the police to show up. The men got out seconds before the police got there and to this day haven't been found, and it's suspected that the jewelery has already been scrapped or sold.

This is probably one of the simplest heists in the last years, they took the "you can do anything with vests" meme and stole 100 million bucks with it

Idk why people even defend them and thanks for the tag.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Astounding. You'd think there'd be alot of security measures in place, but it's all just for show. Just wear vests.

I've heard a meme about wearing a suit and carrying a clipboard to get into concert venues before. Just act like you belong theory.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

I've heard a meme about wearing a suit and carrying a clipboard to get into concert venues before. Just act like you belong theory.

people literally don't question it

it's an entire scandal online right now, everyone is shitting on their security and anti-heist measures.

 

[callard]

Apparently the security was watching them the entire time, but decided to not intervene and wait for the police to show up

french faggots acting like cucks as always

 

[BigBallsLarry]

french faggots acting like cucks as always

They explained it by saying that they didn't know whether the robbers were armed or not. But judging from how it played out i doubt they even were lmao.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Idk why people even defend them and thanks for the tag.

No problem homie

 

[snowman20]

two of them are caught

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

These guys literally just dressed up in vests, got a truck with an extension ladder, and got in without questions under the pretext that "they were doing construction work"

Sometimes the most obvious method works better than a plan which you planned prooerly

 

[BigBallsLarry]

two of them are caught

Is it confirmed? I've only read about suspects when reading about it

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Sometimes the most obvious method works better than a plan which you planned prooerly

Yes, it's like stealing candy from a supermarket, the best method is to walk in and take it without thinking about it.

 

[snowman20]

 

[BigBallsLarry]

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yeah still just suspects then.

right guy is a chad tho

 

[snowman20]

u can't deny the aura they got from pulling the greatest heist of the century

 

[snowman20]

yeah still just suspects then.

right guy is a chad tho

genuinely it ruined my day when I found out they were caught

 

[BigBallsLarry]

u can't deny the aura they got from pulling the greatest heist of the century

Everyone thinks they're retarded amateurs because they are. They just got insanely lucky that the security was more retarded than them

 

[snowman20]

Everyone thinks they're retarded amateurs because they are. They just got insanely lucky that the security was more retarded than them

no people are Rick riding them on TikTok

 

[yesimog420]

Now what? Where are they gonna sell 102 million worth of jewelry

Hi who would like to buy my louvre exclusive jewelry I magically have and surely you have 100+ million for these..

They are better of using the loot as a pussy pocket mastrubator and getting some value out of it bet that it still has some 1600S sluts smell of Black Death pest and piss

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Now what? Where are they gonna sell 102 million worth of jewelry

Hi who would like to buy my louvre exclusive jewelry I magically have and surely you have 100+ million for these..

They are better of using the loot as a pussy pocket mastrubator and getting some value out of it bet that it still has some 1600S sluts smell of Black Death pest and piss

Yes, nobody will buy straight up jewelery because they're famous pieces that would instantly get flagged.

The robbers would need to scrap and melt down the metals and resources and only then sell them, which then means it's possible to do so.

 

[emogymmaxx]

yes
but your a bit late to the party bhai

 

[yesimog420]

Yes, nobody will buy straight up jewelery because they're famous pieces that would instantly get flagged.

The robbers would need to scrap and melt down the metals and resources and only then sell them, which then means it's possible to do so.

Hmm true idk what they are made of didn’t even look the news but if its gemstones it wont work and even then selling millions of metals is weird

 

[BigBallsLarry]

yes
but your a bit late to the party bhai

Nobody posted about it, i thought it's an intresting topic

 

[emogymmaxx]

Nobody posted about it, i thought it's an intresting topic

inb4 botb then

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Hmm true idk what they are made of didn’t even look the news but if its gemstones it wont work and even then selling millions of metals is weird

They stole crown jewels

 

[emogymmaxx]

i’ll give props the only costume i liked at my party this year was the guy in the the louvre heist costume
i should of taken a pic with him

 

[BigBallsLarry]

i’ll give props the only costume i liked at my party this year was the guy in the the louvre heist costume
i should of taken a pic with him

"louvre heist costume" and then it's just a vest

 

[caleb555]

Mirin, idk why but im lwk happy for those guys

 

[emogymmaxx]

"louvre heist costume" and then it's just a vest

nah brah he had the fucking crown and everything

 

[Chadeep]

@Swarthy Knight @Lightskin Ethnic Irony is that those jewels were once stolen from Colonised Lands like Sri Lanka India etc.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

@Swarthy Knight @Lightskin Ethnic Irony is that those jewels were once stolen from Colonised Lands like Sri Lanka India etc.

That's right

 

[BigBallsLarry]

@Debetro @UMIRINBRAH? @Luca_.

 

[Insomnia]

I agree with what techno said

 

[romanstock]

They explained it by saying that they didn't know whether the robbers were armed or not. But judging from how it played out i doubt they even were lmao.

What does that matter? If security is watching them, they can easily draw first and shoot if the robbers try to draw a gun in response. Surely they carry guns...

 

[BigBallsLarry]

What does that matter? If security is watching them, they can easily draw first and shoot if the robbers try to draw a gun in response. Surely they carry guns...

They actually don't, the museum security isn't permitted to carry firearms.

The anti-terrorist team patrolling outside the museum does, but that's about it.

 

[romanstock]

They actually don't, the museum security isn't permitted to carry firearms.

The anti-terrorist team patrolling outside the museum does, but that's about it.

Can't take that long to call them and have them come in if they're patrolling just outside the museum.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Can't take that long to call them and have them come in if they're patrolling just outside the museum.

No clue why it wasn't an option, they waited for the police instead.

It's not even brought up online, so maybe it's common sense but I'm too low IQ to know

 

[SoundnVision]

Yes, nobody will buy straight up jewelery because they're famous pieces that would instantly get flagged.

The robbers would need to scrap and melt down the metals and resources and only then sell them, which then means it's possible to do so.

Could have been stolen to order for some rich arab

 

[Deleted member 162348]

pocket change tbh

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Could have been stolen to order for some rich arab

I doubt, having such famous pieces in your possession right after a robbery totally isn't suspicious

 

[SoundnVision]

I doubt, having such famous pieces in your possession right after a robbery totally isn't suspicious

It could have been ordered by the Arab then they steal it

 

[BigBallsLarry]

@MossadOwnsArzenicGM @kababcel @Sink

 

[kababcel]

Louvre Crown Jewels Stolen In Seven-Minute Heist

On the morning of October 19, 2025, the Louvre Museum in Paris—home to centuries of art and history—was rocked by a brazen heist that left France stunned and authorities…

evrimagaci.org

Louvre heist: Amateurs, not professionals, carried out theft

Security at the Louvre museum in Paris was outmaneuvered not by a team of professional thieves, but a group of local amateurs, authorities have said.

www.dw.com

After the louvre heist, it was found that $102M worth of jewelery has been stolen in 7 minutes.

It was a 4 man operation, 2 people in the truck, 2 going inside. Funny thing is, this was NOT a well thought out, movie-like heist.

View attachment 4286061

These guys literally just dressed up in vests, got a truck with an extension ladder, and got in without questions under the pretext that "they were doing construction work"

While inside, they originally planned to use grinders to get the jewelery from the hard glass, but it proved stubborn, so instead they rammed into the glass for a few minutes untill it finally gave in.

Apparently the security was watching them the entire time, but decided to not intervene and wait for the police to show up. The men got out seconds before the police got there and to this day haven't been found, and it's suspected that the jewelery has already been scrapped or sold.

This is probably one of the simplest heists in the last years, they took the "you can do anything with vests" meme and stole 100 million bucks with it

This is killing meHow did they get away with all that money in this silly south park worthy way
Must be beginners luck ig

 

[Sink]

Louvre Crown Jewels Stolen In Seven-Minute Heist

On the morning of October 19, 2025, the Louvre Museum in Paris—home to centuries of art and history—was rocked by a brazen heist that left France stunned and authorities…

evrimagaci.org

Louvre heist: Amateurs, not professionals, carried out theft

Security at the Louvre museum in Paris was outmaneuvered not by a team of professional thieves, but a group of local amateurs, authorities have said.

www.dw.com

After the louvre heist, it was found that $102M worth of jewelery has been stolen in 7 minutes.

It was a 4 man operation, 2 people in the truck, 2 going inside. Funny thing is, this was NOT a well thought out, movie-like heist.

View attachment 4286061

These guys literally just dressed up in vests, got a truck with an extension ladder, and got in without questions under the pretext that "they were doing construction work"

While inside, they originally planned to use grinders to get the jewelery from the hard glass, but it proved stubborn, so instead they rammed into the glass for a few minutes untill it finally gave in.

Apparently the security was watching them the entire time, but decided to not intervene and wait for the police to show up. The men got out seconds before the police got there and to this day haven't been found, and it's suspected that the jewelery has already been scrapped or sold.

This is probably one of the simplest heists in the last years, they took the "you can do anything with vests" meme and stole 100 million bucks with it

no fucking way this is how they did it

 

[BigBallsLarry]

no fucking way this is how they did it

It really is, there was no more thought or secret planning put into it

 

[BigBallsLarry]

How did they get away with all that money

im guessing not for long, but still crazy, it's been like 2 weeks and they only got 2 suspects.