OnlyCameHereToSay
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So I've been thinking about, common successful ascensions. What would, what would it be like if we can get down to brass tacks and analyze what traits are most common to ascensions that actually work?
Well, let's take a look at what causes people to be able to ascend. First, if we're going to even begin to be able to wrap our minds around this, we need to learn a story I like to call a story about Bill. Bill was a friend of mine in 10th grade who had a crooked nose, a recessed chin, prematurely balding and short. But one autumn in the beginning of 11th grade, Bill came back to school, a legit, full on Chad. 6'4", broad shouldered, hair like a video game character, the characteristic hunter eyes, strong jaw, 12% bodyfat regardless of what he ever ate. And let me tell ya, there were girls that were throwing paper airplanes and gum at him the previous year that were going up to him to "apologize" and then ask him out. Sometimes they even asked if he wanted to do the deed in his car in the parking lot. He did oblige a few times amonth. His LTR's never cared. They would let it slide because nobody wanted to lose Chad Bill.
Well anyways I once took him aside and asked how on earth he managed to go from the nerd he was before to the Chad he was after. Well, anyways, I thought that he just had a late puberty, but late puberty doesn't straight out a receded chin to strong forward grown projection and hallows. So I pressed him, and pressed him. It turned out the internet had been his best friend. He said he had sat down when his school year ended and racked his brain as to how he could not be the dork anymore and become a chad.
One of the things he did was sugarmax. I have already put my own threads several times on why you need to sugarmax if you want to be a slayer. Sugar is more powerful than just the nutritutional value. It's also sort of like a life hack. If you eat enough, you can gain direct control over your whole life. But the problem is you have to eat an awful lot of sugar for this to work. I mean insane amounts. Most people will fall short of those amounts and end up losing progress due to merely high sugar. High sugar is horribly bad for your health. Sugarmaxed amounts are ascension fuel.
The second thing he did was a little less of a challenge. In hollistic medicine you get these kale shakes and you have to pour them into wood bowls in rows of three and hum techno music while sniffing the fragrence. If you have ever done any real research you will see that the results of this can even produce billionaire fortunes. 79 billionaires might have possibly done kale bowl exercises.
And then you have to relay those gains to your friends because thoughts can amplofy the gains. If you check out the internet, they have they have they have these beep beep beep boop boop..... messenger technology that relays the signals into the other person's email to let them know how they're doing.
Now some people may doubt the validity and normalcy of this story. But they would still be shutting the door on their own possibility of a successful and brilliant ascension.
Well, let's take a look at what causes people to be able to ascend. First, if we're going to even begin to be able to wrap our minds around this, we need to learn a story I like to call a story about Bill. Bill was a friend of mine in 10th grade who had a crooked nose, a recessed chin, prematurely balding and short. But one autumn in the beginning of 11th grade, Bill came back to school, a legit, full on Chad. 6'4", broad shouldered, hair like a video game character, the characteristic hunter eyes, strong jaw, 12% bodyfat regardless of what he ever ate. And let me tell ya, there were girls that were throwing paper airplanes and gum at him the previous year that were going up to him to "apologize" and then ask him out. Sometimes they even asked if he wanted to do the deed in his car in the parking lot. He did oblige a few times amonth. His LTR's never cared. They would let it slide because nobody wanted to lose Chad Bill.
Well anyways I once took him aside and asked how on earth he managed to go from the nerd he was before to the Chad he was after. Well, anyways, I thought that he just had a late puberty, but late puberty doesn't straight out a receded chin to strong forward grown projection and hallows. So I pressed him, and pressed him. It turned out the internet had been his best friend. He said he had sat down when his school year ended and racked his brain as to how he could not be the dork anymore and become a chad.
One of the things he did was sugarmax. I have already put my own threads several times on why you need to sugarmax if you want to be a slayer. Sugar is more powerful than just the nutritutional value. It's also sort of like a life hack. If you eat enough, you can gain direct control over your whole life. But the problem is you have to eat an awful lot of sugar for this to work. I mean insane amounts. Most people will fall short of those amounts and end up losing progress due to merely high sugar. High sugar is horribly bad for your health. Sugarmaxed amounts are ascension fuel.
The second thing he did was a little less of a challenge. In hollistic medicine you get these kale shakes and you have to pour them into wood bowls in rows of three and hum techno music while sniffing the fragrence. If you have ever done any real research you will see that the results of this can even produce billionaire fortunes. 79 billionaires might have possibly done kale bowl exercises.
And then you have to relay those gains to your friends because thoughts can amplofy the gains. If you check out the internet, they have they have they have these beep beep beep boop boop..... messenger technology that relays the signals into the other person's email to let them know how they're doing.
Now some people may doubt the validity and normalcy of this story. But they would still be shutting the door on their own possibility of a successful and brilliant ascension.
