Things I do as a shabbat observing Jew that may shock you.

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1. Not use an electric door lock, the electrical circuit is considered lighting a fire so I cant do that.

2. Elavator use, since I live in a high rise I cannot use a standard elevator as I dont have a shabbos goy, we have a kosher elvator which stops at every floor that I can get off at.

3. Electronic timers almost all my electronics are turned on and off using a timer so that I dont turn them on and off myself.

4. Eruv, since we are not allowed to move objects between public and private spaces, we tie a large string around our neighborhood so that all of it is our private space.

5. Warming trays, they are used as we cant cook on shabbat so to keep food warm and not turn on electricity we keep it on all of shabbat
 
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1. Not use an electric door lock, the electrical circuit is considered lighting a fire so I cant do that.

2. Elavator use, since I live in a high rise I cannot use a standard elevator as I dont have a shabbos goy, we have a kosher elvator which stops at every floor that I can get off at.

3. Electronic timers almost all my electronics are turned on and off using a timer so that I dont turn them on and off myself.

4. Eruv, since we are not allowed to move objects between public and private spaces, we tie a large string around our neighborhood so that all of it is our private space.

5. Warming trays, they are used as we cant cook on shabbat so to keep food warm and not turn on electricity we keep it on all of shabbat
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1. Not use an electric door lock, the electrical circuit is considered lighting a fire so I cant do that.

2. Elavator use, since I live in a high rise I cannot use a standard elevator as I dont have a shabbos goy, we have a kosher elvator which stops at every floor that I can get off at.

3. Electronic timers almost all my electronics are turned on and off using a timer so that I dont turn them on and off myself.

4. Eruv, since we are not allowed to move objects between public and private spaces, we tie a large string around our neighborhood so that all of it is our private space.

5. Warming trays, they are used as we cant cook on shabbat so to keep food warm and not turn on electricity we keep it on all of shabbat
Wait i do that too
 
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Im so confused, can you explain to a sub 30 iq
 
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Wait did you mess up the title
 
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no wonder jews make for great lawyers
 
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Least obvious mosad spy
 
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shabbat is the day of rest, we have to follow certain rules

dont think so

“Things I do as a shabbat observing Jew that may shock you.”​

Is Jew and Shabbat supposed to switched around or am I tripping
 
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can a nigga borrow an aipac fund
 
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“Things I do as a shabbat observing Jew that may shock you.”​

Is Jew and Shabbat supposed to switched around or am I tripping
both things I do as a Jew observing shabbat and a shabbat observing Jew make sense it just sentence structure
 
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can a nigga borrow an aipac fund
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1. Not use an electric door lock, the electrical circuit is considered lighting a fire so I cant do that.

2. Elavator use, since I live in a high rise I cannot use a standard elevator as I dont have a shabbos goy, we have a kosher elvator which stops at every floor that I can get off at.

3. Electronic timers almost all my electronics are turned on and off using a timer so that I dont turn them on and off myself.

4. Eruv, since we are not allowed to move objects between public and private spaces, we tie a large string around our neighborhood so that all of it is our private space.

5. Warming trays, they are used as we cant cook on shabbat so to keep food warm and not turn on electricity we keep it on all of shabbat
stacylites observe shabbat every day because their shabbos gentiles are their boyfriends. Opening doors etc
 
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just do the rituals already jew
 
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