This fatty tried to flirt with me today and I rejected her

[supergoat972]

She said "john, what are you having for lunch"
Me: I don't know yet
Fatty: what are you thinking of
Me: I don't know. i'll see.

She failed

 

[HundredManSlayer]

why do you post so many threads about whales

 

[Nutsack2000]

tales, but funny

 

[supergoat972]

why do you post so many threads about whales

Why I hate landwhales so much and make so many threads on them

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much. I...

looksmax.org

 

[supergoat972]

tales, but funny

I am being 100% honest. Why would I make up something so suttle?

If I wanted to lie, I would say that an obese woman asked me out and I said no. This is 100% honesty.

 

[niggercel]

She said "john, what are you having for lunch"
Me: I don't know yet
Fatty: what are you thinking of
Me: I don't know. i'll see.

She failed

Things that never happened

 

[Nectar]

No pics don’t give a shit

 

[supergoat972]

Things that never happened

I am being 100% honest. Why would I make up something so suttle?

If I wanted to lie, I would say that an obese woman asked me out and I said no. This is 100% honesty.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Same some fat bitch said to me “so what’s for lunch?” And I said idk and she said “I’m getting McDonald’s.” And hummed that McDonald’s jingle

 

[Deleted member 254380]

Same some fat bitch said to me “so what’s for lunch?” And I said idk and she said “I’m getting McDonald’s.” And hummed that McDonald’s jingle

HMMMMM McDonald’s

 

[supergoat972]

View attachment 4393389
HMMMMM McDonald’s

Looks like one of my co workers

 

[RichardSpencel]

Same some fat bitch said to me “so what’s for lunch?” And I said idk and she said “I’m getting McDonald’s.” And hummed that McDonald’s jingle

Should’ve said “figured…”and walked off

 

[Vermilioncore]

Should’ve said “figured…”and walked off

She legit made a comment about having so many points racked up and her fat torta ass was sitting trying to place an order but the app was all fucked up so that fatass probably had to eat a salad

 

[RichardSpencel]

She legit made a comment about having so many points racked up

Our future wife ,imagine actually saying you have so many frequent fatass points that you get first dibs on all the patties

The equivalent of saying you’re ranked on online jerkmate